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Proctologists Reveal Strangest Things They Removed From A Butt

Doctors are one of the few professions where they get to see it all. And by all, I mean the weird and incredibly stupid things people choose to shove up their butts. Hey, no judgment, but, when someone shoves 15 wine corks up their behind and then ends up in the hospital, I question their intelligence, somewhat. A Reddit thread asked proctologists to share the strangest things they've removed from patients' butts before, and honestly, you couldn't make these replies up. Scroll through, and you'll see what I mean.

stories of strange things proctologists have removed from people's butts - cover pic "A statue made of fusili pasta of this random comedian"
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People Reveal Stories Of Waking Up Mid-Surgery

Having surgery is a pretty big deal, even if it is a minor procedure. With all sorts of risks at stake, anaesthesiologists have an important job of ensuring that patients stay sedated for the entirety of the surgery. But sometimes they can mess up, causing patients to wake up during their operations and of course, freak. The. F*ck. Out. I'm sure I would! Reading through these real accounts of people who have woken up during their surgeries is enough to make me pray I never have to go under the knife if I can help it... it's truly the stuff of nightmares!

people describing what happened when they woke up mid-surgery - cover pic story "I panicked and slapped the nurse. She slapped me back. Then they put me back under."
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Hospital Workers Reveal Dumb Things Patients Did Immediately After Leaving

Being a hospital worker is a noble profession. Whether you're a doctor, a nurse, a receptionist, or a porter, you have to deal with frustrating patients every day. Everyone thinks they know best when it comes to their health, but some people really display extreme stupidity when it comes to aftercare. Hospital workers of Reddit, have shared the dumbest things they saw a patient do immediately after leaving, and honestly, some of them are unbelievable. People really are stupid. Scroll through, and you'll see what I mean. 

Hospital Workers Reveal Dumb Things Patients Did Immediately After Leaving Hospital - cover pic somebody lit up a cigarette with nasal cannular on and lit their face on fire | CRRT93 66 points 2 hours ago Somebody lit up cigarette no smoking area) with nasal cannula on, and lit their face on fire. Had come right back into ER.
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Describing 2020 In 5 Words To Someone Comatose Since 2016

We all know that the world is upside down right now and with access to unlimited information about the current situation, it's easy to get bogged down in endless articles about it all. But sometimes, less is more. A tweet asking people to "Describe 2020 to someone who has been in a coma since the day before the 2016 election, using only 5 words" might help you get all the information you need, in a much more concise way. Give it a try!

tweet 2020 coma patient coronavirus covid-19 coma 2016 election patient | Travis Akers @travisakers Describe 2020 someone who has been coma since day before 2016 election, using only 5 words. | Dr. Jack Brown @DrGJackBrown Replying travisakers 's plural Apocalypse?
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Funny Viral Tweet About Reality Of Undergoing Anesthesia For Surgery

It might shock you to learn that Hollywood has set unrealistic expectations for many of life's events, including, as it turns out, what it's like to be put under anesthetic before surgery. One guy's hilarious tweet about his experience of being sedated has gone viral and hundreds of people commended with their own encounters with anesthetists. Check out some of the best responses below and then read some of the funny things people have said under anesthesia.

funny tweet surgery Anesthesia viral reality doctors surgeon patient | dickpic van dyke @youngcogan had surgery assumed they were giving aesthetic they'd count down ten like see on telly but instead czech nurse just looked down at and said "goodbye" andI gone laugh every time think about
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Doctors Share Cases Of Patients Who Faked Illness Or Injuries

A Reddit thread asking doctors to expose the biggest case of "faking it" they've ever seen and the replies are nothing short of brilliant. These patients take hypochondria to a whole new level. Read and be amazed at how far some people will go to get some sympathy for things that don't exist. And if you like these, here are more cases of patients who were caught faking various ailments.

ask reddit, doctor, patients, lying, illness, injury, fake, funny | _Stamos ER nurse. Bringing patient back room who said he had kidney stones had him stop at bathroom and get urine sample. Dude comes out with with specimen cup literally has piece concrete Looked him eye expecting some sort joke. He Serious threw away and walked his dumbass back waiting room contemplate his stupidity.
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