“I'd like a cheeseburger, please, large fries and a Cosmopolitan?”

Stilettos, earrings, and sunglasses: Good things always come in pairs

There's something fishy here.

The best cure for a hangover is eggs benny, fabulousness, and spilling the tea with your girls

You may not be 21 anymore, but you still act like it sometimes

One more tequila shot

Putting the 'bottomless' back in Bottomless Mimosas

Prepping for dates in your 30's is basically just a pregame

Marriage is sacred, weddings are sacred, but a woman's bachelorette party is dang near Biblical. For some reason, female friendships thrive on organized fun, getting WAY too drunk, and spilling secrets, so a bachelorette is kind of like the Holy Trinity of all of those things. Every woman wants to be the star of their own bach, but how far are bride's willing to go to be the center of attention?

Let's go out for "one" drink

The music is there, but the silence is loud

Just one more glass

Being hot at the club ain't easy

Cheers to the weekend

We may have forgotten, but other people definitely didn't

Check yourself before you wreck yourself