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Tweets About Wild Weekend Plans Which Inspire Endless Possibilities

We always desperately look forward to the weekend, which represents the light at the end of the tunnel of a long, hard week. But what exactly are we all looking forward to? Based on the weekend plans being shared on Twitter, we're all spending it doing both similar and different things. Whether we're hanging out with the fam, partying with friends, becoming couch potatoes, stuffing our faces with carbs, sleeping, and ghosting everyone we know, the weekend is always a jolly good time. Scroll down to discover the weekend plans of the Twitter-sphere this week. 

Funny tweets about weekend plans | thumbnail text - Leftist Bluth ... @leftjerkstore Official weekend plans I'm relaxing, I'm geting blackout drunk and you're leaving me alone.
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Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest 'Walk Of Shame' Tweets (April 16, 2021)

The walk of shame is famously known as the walk one performs in their clothes from the night before, suggesting that they had quite the sexual experience the night prior. They shouldn't be calling it the walk of shame though - it should be called the WALK OF GAME, because dayum, this girl's clearly got game! Whether or not the person in question had sex the night before, humans will always find something to be ashamed about. The people of Twitter are sharing what they consider to be their own walk of shame, and these tweets are absolutely golden. 

Funny tweets about the walk of the shame | thumbnail text - Rectangle - lexa @alexapankratzz i just did the walk of shame out of my room with 20 cups. no one talk to me for 3-7 business days 11:38 PM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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People Deeply Regret All The Drunk Messages They've Sent Before (April 13, 2021)

We all need a wild night out with friends under the influence sometimes. There's so much to stress about, but once I get one or two cocktails in me, it's just me and the music. Until I decide to text a f*ckboy from three years ago who doesn't remember that I exist. I also thought I forgot he existed, but drunk me tells me something else. When I wake up, I have even more drunk messages to stress about, and I'm not the first to go through this morning-after ordeal. The people of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to share their drunken woes with the rest of us, so maybe we won't feel so bad about all the drunk texts we've sent out before. After all, it's only human. 

Funny tweets about drunk texting | thumbnail text - Certified Teeth ... @PointyToofs Im super fcking freakin rn i sent a client a msg at 4:00 am while i was drunk on vr chat. A TEN MINUTE MSG PLEASE HELP 11:06 PM · Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Bartenders Reveal Their Wildest Encounters With Rowdy Customers

We all have a jolly good time at the bars and have come to truly appreciate the bar scene that was missing from our lives in the past year. Being an adult is hard, and there's nothing like a wild night out on the town to let loose with your best buds. But the real MVPs of the night are the bartenders, providing you with neverending shots and cocktails until eventually cutting your drunk a** off before you get alcohol poisoning. A Reddit user started a thread to ask bartenders about their craziest encounters at the bar, and the responses were insane! Scroll down to see just how crazy people could get it when they take drinking too far, and lose all sense of common decency. 

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Weekly Collection Of The Funniest 'Walk Of Shame' Tweets (April 8, 2021)

We've all experienced the walk of shame after a wild night out on the town. It's essentially a rite of passage to going out. The term has recently been redefined as "stride of pride," as people have been arguing that they're not ashamed that they had an awfully good time last night. Obvi, Twitter always gets in on the fun. People take to the platform on a weekly basis to share their own personal 'walks of shame,' and many have nothing to do with the morning after. Whether sex was actually involved or not, these tweets are hilarious. 

Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text - The walk of shame from my front gate to my door with my third order of Uber eats
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Drinking Game Tweets Just In Time For The Weekend

Everybody loves drinking, and everybody loves playing games (especially the men in your life), so the only logical result is putting the two together and creating drinking games! Duh! It's been scientifically proven that if coworkers would play games on a weekly basis, the vibes that at the office would be way better. I don't make the rules - I just state them as fact. The people of Twitter have taken to the platform to share their hilarious drinking game experiences and ideas. Scroll on down to get some inspiration this weekend. 

Funny about drinking games | thumbnail tweet - ... @annttoekneeoh my ancestors probably have drinking games based on how many times i look at myself in the mirror 6:42 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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April Showers Bring White Claw Power to Twitter

White Claw has been taking the US of A by storm. Everyone's crazy for the sparkling hard seltzer. Even though it became popular as a summer drink, it's never too early to start drinking. People on Twitter have been starting the party early, choosing to shotgun the Claw in the spring because why the heck not?! Scroll down for the best White Claw tweets from this week, and get in on the hype. 

Funny tweets about White Claw | thumbnail text - first ethical prince phillip truther @ThankYou_EA ... Gf chasing Benadryl with a white claw rn l'm gonna marry her 4:46 AM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Drinking Game Tweets For Some Weekend Inspiration

Drinking games are a rite of passage. There's nothing like alcohol and a sprinkle of competition to get the party going. As long as you're drunk, you're winning, so what's the difference? Drinking games don't have such strict roles because that's the nature of anything involving alcohol. Anything goes! As a result, the people of Twitter have taken to the platform to share their very own drinking games, and they get hella creative and funny. Scroll down to steal some of their ideas for your own weekend plans. 

Funny tweets about drinking games | thumbnail text - Liv Gets Fomo ... @Livluv21 Tom and Jerry drinking game: drink every time Tom and/or Jerry should be dead. That's it, that's the game. 8:23 AM · Mar 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Tweets About The Notorious 'Walk Of Shame' (April 1, 2021)

The walk of shame has become more iconic than shameful in recent years. There's nothing shameful about getting laid the night prior. Even if you look like absolute garbage right now, at least everyone you cross paths with knows you had a great time last night. Or at the very least, an okay night? I mean, everyone loves a good party. Either way, all is well in the world because now you get to happily skip on over to your own comfy bed! People constantly take to Twitter to joke about the walk of shame, and ya already know we're documenting the best ones on a weekly basis for y'all. 

Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text -Wild KileTM ... @_crylee_ Thinking about a walk of shame I had in college wearing silver heels and a pink fur coat and the guy made me go to the dmv with him before brunch 10:41 PM · Mar 28, 2021 from Charlotte, NC · Twitter for iPhone
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