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funny tweets about kids telling jokes | thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad My son just learned about riddles, but also doesn't understand anything about riddles, so he keeps blurting out stuff like, "Why did the turtle cross the road? HE DIDN'T HE'S DEAD." 6:20 PM Sep 26, 2020 Buffer

Funny Tweets About Kids Terrible Attempts At Making Jokes

Quirky And Fun Conversations Parents Actually Had With Their Children | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding U.. @XplodingUnicorn ... 6-year-old: Do dragons fart fire? Me: I don't know. 6: I thought you went to college. 11:12 PM · 1/6/19 · Twitter Web Client 5,054 Retweets 259 Quote Tweets 26K Likes

Quirky And Fun Conversations Parents Actually Had With Their Children

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Parenting Tweets That Reminded Us Wow Weird Kids Can Really Be| Thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec Every Tuesday my husband is surprised to learn that our son's 6:30 Tuesday soccer practice occurs every Tuesday at 6:30. 3:44 PM · 9/28/21 · Twitter for iPhone 194 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 2,228 Likes

Parenting Tweets That Reminded Us How Weird Kids Can Really Be

Woman's Porno Sounds Blast Over Her Speaker In The Middle Of Her Family Dinner| Thumbnail text - This was awkward hearing this considering my parents are pretty devout Catholics and don't even use curse words.

Woman's Porno Sounds Blast Over Her Speaker In The Middle Of Her Family Dinner

Dad Tweets That Made Us Want To Slap Our Knees From Laughter| Thumbnail text -

Dad Tweets That Made Us Want To Slap Our Knees From Laughter

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Parents Tweet About The Epic Highs And Lows Of School Picture Day| Thumbnail text - Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses ... Settle down, school picture day packages. I don't need a body pillow with my son's face embroidered on it for $400. 8:47 PM · 9/30/16 · Twitter for Android 570 Retweets 27 Quote Tweets 1,569 Likes

Parents Tweet About The Epic Highs And Lows Of School Picture Day

People Who Made Their Parents Want To Return Them| thumbnail text - 288 D Dad > Today 6:21 PM Do you have 3 nose rings now? Yes sir! Delivered When will it end

People Who Made Their Parents Want To Return Them

Controlling Mom Freaks Out After Losing Access To Adult Daughters Constant Location| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/xdhailey · 7h AITA for telling my mom her behavior isn't normal, and borderline controlling? Hi, for some background information, I am 19 and live on my own. I pay my rent from student loans in my name, I pay for my phone on the phone bill, and they pay for my car that was a "gift"

Controlling Mom Freaks Out After Losing Access To Adult Daughter's Constant Location

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Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room | thumbnail text - KateMcK @TheKateMcK Replying to @NessTea_ my sister was having her first baby and the midwife showed her husband how to squeeze out a cloth and cool her face. When she had her back turned he threw the soaking cloth right over her face! My sis started screaming "get that useless f er out he's waterboarding me!" hunter @uglysketch Replying to @NessTea_ some of my favorite photos are of dads passing out during labor it always kills me

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room

Parents Vent About Dreaded The Back-To-School Season On Twitter| Thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad The preschool just said my kid had to be potty-trained before school started. They did NOT say I had to get my toddler to stop calling the toilet seat the "butt hole." 99 7:55 PM · 9/8/21 · Twitter Web App 15 Retweets 105 Likes

Parents Vent About The Dreaded Back-To-School Season On Twitter

entitled parent post | thumbnail text - I went to bed last night at around 11:30 which is normal for me on a Friday night. I get woken up at 3:30 am by mom screaming my name. I was really confused at first because its dark, im still half asleep and moms screaming my name. I awkwardly fell out of bed trying to get up quickly because i thought there was a fire or something and raced into the hallway as fast as I could. The screaming woke up stepdad because he was standing at his door wondering wh

Entitled Mom Wakes Up Teen Son In Middle Of Night To Turn Fan Down Instead Of Doing It Herself

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4th Grader Punished With Zoom Detention, Mom Says It's Ridiculous| thumbnail text - Uju Anya @UjuAnya My child got sent to Zoom detention for not paying attention in Zoom 4th grade. Email said here's the link to access the room to serve detention. I swear l'm trying so hard to take this life seriously. 7:19 PM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 32K Retweets 3,702 Quote Tweets 341.1K Likes

4th Grader Punished With Zoom Detention, Mom Says It's Ridiculous

Mom Accused Of Promoting Disordered Eating For Serving Sparkling Water At Teen Party| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/throwFish536 · 4d + Join O 1 e1 3 6 5 AITA for having flavored sparking water at my teenage daughter's birthday party? Another mom accused me of trying to give her daughter an eating disorder. Not the A-hole

Mom Accused Of Promoting Disordered Eating For Serving Sparkling Water At Teen Party

Tweets From Parents Who Are Secretly Thrilled The School Year Just Began| Thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec My kids' superpower is using 24 different cups in a day to drink 3 cups of water. 4:43 PM · 8/30/21 · Twitter for iPhone 229 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 1,880 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are Secretly Thrilled The School Year Just Began

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Parents Disclose White Lies They Don't Regret Telling Their Kids| thumbnail text - Stacy Leigh Hutchens @slhutchens ... "I'm the grown-up, and I know what I'm doing," is probably the biggest lie I tell my children. 11:29 PM · Aug 18, 2016 · Twitter Web Client

Parents Disclose White Lies They Don't Regret Telling Their Kids

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