parenting

Advertisement

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dad on my Feet @dad_on_my_feet 000 My kid left a car light on overnight so this morning my battery was dead, which reminded me the importance of life-lessons like jump- starting an engine, keeping an emergency kit handy, and above all else, proper use of birth control

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week

funny tweets about kids busting parents | thumbnail Text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy 000 I would never ever deface a book by tearing out a page. NEVER. But my 3 year old has started noticing when I skip pages during his bedtime story so now l'm kinda tempted.

Funny Tweets About Parents Being Busted By Their Kids

Advertisement

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 13, 2020)

people give advice to single father raising daughter | thumbnail Text - Posted by u/OwMyFeelingsHurt 11 months ago What advice can you provide to a single father that is raising a daughter by himself? Answered Just a little background: I'm a 30 year old single male and recently my best friend and his wife both passed away due to a collision with a drunk driver.

Heartwarming Advice For Single Father Raising Daughter By Himself

funniest parenting tweets of the week - text - Kids_kubed +1 @Kids_kubed 7: Mommy, remember how I collect acorns in the fall? Me: Yes! You collected so many last year 7: and remember how I told you to keep them? Me: 7: Can I have them now? Me:

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 13, 2020)

Advertisement

funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 8, 2020)

funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

People Tweet Bad Ways Their Parents Apologize

Parenting tweet written by a mom who can't stand hearing the word "Again" from her toddler | Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney l'd rather hear my toddler say F-word than "Again

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 26, 2020)

Advertisement

ecard about the constant battle between going to bed to catch up on sleep or staying awake to get alone time | Parenting is constant battle between going bed catch up on some sleep or staying awake finally get some alone time. somee cards

Ecards To Remind You Of The Joys Of Parenting

Funniest parenting tweets | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Self-confidence is my four year old asking turn off ceiling fan so he can show high he jumps. 4:40 pm 1 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 253 Retweets 1.7K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 5th, 2020)

Funniest parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins Good news: My son cleaned his room Bad news: He found his harmonica 4:53 am 9 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 247 Retweets 1.6K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 21, 2020)

Advertisement

parents tweet alone time funny twitter coronavirus quarantine parenting | Animal - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama Homeschooling Tip: if count Tiktok their rooms as kids music, dance and PE classes might get few hours alone peace.

Funny Tweets From Parents About What 'Alone Time' Means

Funniest parenting tweets | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 If wait long enough make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal s science. 4:19 am 26 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 105 Retweets 946 Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 07, 2020)

Funniest parenting tweets | Not Nanny @not_thenanny just wanted five minutes drink my coffee so sent my kid other room look toy 's my pocket. Follow more parenting hacks. 5:42 pm 20 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 311 Retweets 1.6K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 31, 2020)

Advertisement

funny kids no filter tweets twitter babes whatsoever | thumbnail text - Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Me: We all make mistakes. 5: Even you? Me: Yep 5: Oh yeah! Like when you're trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn't? 2:56 PM Apr 15, 2016 · Twitter for iPhone 156 Retweets 329 Likes

Funny Kids With Absolutely No Filter Whatsoever

funny parenting tweets | t2 Dad Retweeted Lyz Lenz @lyzl My daughter did an impression other day. She put on my sweater and yelled If bored empty dishwasher not restaurant working Nachos dinner again 1:06 am 22 May 2020 Twitter Android 1.7K Retweets 41.9K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 17, 2020)

Trending Now

Funniest Relationship Memes for Couples That Relate to the Phrase, "Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Live Without 'Em" (July 18, 2025)

Funniest Relationship Memes for Couples That Relate to the Phrase, "Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Live Without 'Em" (July 18, 2025)

Advertisement