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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text -the luckiest Penny. ... @aSouthernPenny My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They're super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week... should I say anything? Oh and also, he's 4. They're all 4. 3:42 AM · Feb 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 1,274 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 21, 2021)

funny skills that parents picked up by mistake (twitter thread) | thumbnail text - SpacedMom @copymama ... There are certain instinctive mom skills that can't be taught. Like sensing exactly how long you have to hold on to a dandelion your kid picked for you before it's safe to discreetly toss it aside. 5:22 PM · Jun 8, 2019 · Twitter Web Client

Funny Tweets About The Special Skills Parents Develop By Mistake

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parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes

Parents Tweet About Their Kids' Creepy Imaginary Friends

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Chelsea Peretti ... @chelseaperetti my son is crying bc he wants to be a flamingo "not a pretend one" 4:10 AM - Feb 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,242 Retweets 279 Quote Tweets 43.7K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 15, 2021)

Mothers share what their children are made of based on their pregnancy cravings| Thumbnail text - Emulocks 1 month ago Oldest kid is made out of Cajun McChickens, middle is spicy pickled okra, and the youngest is Coke Slurpees.

Moms Reveal What Their Kids Are Made Of Based On their Pregnancy Cravings

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Font - Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti 000 Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year- old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots." 6:34 PM Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 9.6K Retweets 796 Quote Tweets 118.2K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 24, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Mom Jeans @momjeansplease I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there. 4:46 PM · Jan 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 45.1K Retweets 5.2K Quote Tweets 782.7K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 17, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland 000 I hope my friends don't find out I own a coat. -Teenagers 4:17 PM Jan 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 338 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 10, 2021)

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funniest parenting tweets of 2020 - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Just when I thought we had turned a corner on this clusterfuck of a year, my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 8:17 PM Sep 18, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 132 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of 2020

funny video of mom sterilizing all baby bottles and baby eating dirt anyway

Motherhood 101: Kids Will Put Anything In Their Mouths

Funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet If parenting has taught me anything, it's that you only give your toddler as much juice as you'd like to see on the floor 5:59 PM · Dec 28, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 179 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 29, 2020)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Emily @emily_tweets Well my 3 year old overheard my husband, and now thinks 'sit on my face' is a fun thing to say while playing. 9:31 PM · Dec 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 195 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 2.4K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 27, 2020)

heartwarming pictures of dads embracing fatherhood - thumbnail includes pictures of dads with kids Text - "you got me in the palm of your hand", "did someone say BEAST MODE?"

Heartwarming Pictures Of Dads Who Can't Get Enough Of Fatherhood

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo my kid had her whole class make birthday cards for her dog who celebrated his birthday yesterday. we don't have a dog. 8:47 PM · Dec 14, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 274 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 2.3K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 20, 2020)

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funny tiktok of parents show that they have kids without saying they have kids | thumbnail includes three images trash and junk food wrappers on the car's floor and woman showing an empty wallet

Parents Show They Have Kids Without Speaking (Funny TikToks)

parenting memes reminding you of the joy of kids | thumbnail My child get up go poop son bitch | Ah parenting. Yes s crayon my coffee. And no, I didn't find out until I reached bottom

Parenting Memes Reminding You Of The Joy Of Kids