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Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room | thumbnail text - KateMcK @TheKateMcK Replying to @NessTea_ my sister was having her first baby and the midwife showed her husband how to squeeze out a cloth and cool her face. When she had her back turned he threw the soaking cloth right over her face! My sis started screaming "get that useless f er out he's waterboarding me!" hunter @uglysketch Replying to @NessTea_ some of my favorite photos are of dads passing out during labor it always kills me

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room

Parents Vent About Dreaded The Back-To-School Season On Twitter| Thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad The preschool just said my kid had to be potty-trained before school started. They did NOT say I had to get my toddler to stop calling the toilet seat the "butt hole." 99 7:55 PM · 9/8/21 · Twitter Web App 15 Retweets 105 Likes

Parents Vent About The Dreaded Back-To-School Season On Twitter

new dad reveals things that men have no clue about when it comes to childbirth | thumbnail text - "You might have heard of the placenta... maybe you had a hippie cousin that turned their placenta into pills. Did you know, after birthing a human, the mother gives birth to the placenta? Trust me, just keep looking at your beautiful new baby."

New Dad Discovers Things Men Have No Clue About When It Comes To Childbirth

Delusional Mom Refuses To Let 25-Year-Old Daughter Sleep In Same Room As Boyfriend| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole + Join u/upsetmother12 • 23d 4 1 AITA for not allowing my daughter to sleep in the same bed as her boyfriend? Asshole

Delusional Mom Refuses To Let 25-Year-Old Daughter Sleep In Same Room As Boyfriend

TikTokers Expose The Biggest Lies They Were Told By Their Parents| Thumbnail text - Tell me the biggest lie an adult has told you TikTok @ christy_lats

TikTokers Expose The Biggest Lies They Were Told By Their Parents

Mom Accused Of Promoting Disordered Eating For Serving Sparkling Water At Teen Party| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/throwFish536 · 4d + Join O 1 e1 3 6 5 AITA for having flavored sparking water at my teenage daughter's birthday party? Another mom accused me of trying to give her daughter an eating disorder. Not the A-hole

Mom Accused Of Promoting Disordered Eating For Serving Sparkling Water At Teen Party

Tweets From Parents Who Are Secretly Thrilled The School Year Just Began| Thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec My kids' superpower is using 24 different cups in a day to drink 3 cups of water. 4:43 PM · 8/30/21 · Twitter for iPhone 229 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 1,880 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are Secretly Thrilled The School Year Just Began

Dad Tweets That Prove Moms Aren't The Only Pro Multi-Taskers| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness ... Good news! My 8YO says she is halfway done with the story which she started telling last Monday 5:37 PM · 8/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 216 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,430 Likes

Dad Tweets That Prove Moms Aren't The Only Pro Multi-Taskers

Mom Explains How She Dealt With Her Young Daughters' Rudeness, Twitter Says 'Yas Queen'| thumbnail text - Chawanna @DrChaeEd I noticed that my 6-yo was being a lil rude/curt w/me, so I asked her what was up. At first, she just looked at me, so I reiterated that I can't help her if I don't know what's wrong. Then I asked, "Why are you being unkind to me? What happened?" 8:31 PM · Apr 2, 2021 104.3K

Mom Explains How She Dealt With Her Young Daughters' Rudeness, Twitter Says 'Yas Queen'

Funny parenting Tweets That Almost Made Us Drop Our Croissants| Thumbnail text - Crockett @CrockettForReal My son has a shirt that says, “my dad can beat up your dad," and honestly I don't like the pressure 3:54 PM · Aug 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny parenting Tweets That Almost Made Us Drop Our Croissants

Parents Disclose White Lies They Don't Regret Telling Their Kids| thumbnail text - Stacy Leigh Hutchens @slhutchens ... "I'm the grown-up, and I know what I'm doing," is probably the biggest lie I tell my children. 11:29 PM · Aug 18, 2016 · Twitter Web Client

Parents Disclose White Lies They Don't Regret Telling Their Kids

aita breastfeeding thread | thumbnail text - r/AmItheAsshole · Posted by u/Chance_Object_7968 11 hours ago AITA for asking a women to breastfeed somewhere else? (Throwaway) I (27M) work a job that allows a very good amount of time for a lunch break. So much in fact that I'll regularly head down to a cafe (I really don't know ifs it a cafe but it's about pretty

Man Asks Woman At Cafe To Breastfeed Somewhere Else So He Can Focus On His Work

Funniest parenting tweets from parents just trying to make it by | thumbnail text - Laura Stevenson ... @laurastevenson Just put Sesame Street on the tv and my one year old daughter pointed at Elmo on the screen and said "GOD!" 6:09 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 411 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 6,272 Likes

Funniest Tweets This Week From Parents Who Are Hanging On By A Thread

Woman's Gets Tracked Down By Parents During One-Night Stand | thumbnail text - We both rushed to put our clothes back but I couldn't find my bra so I threw on my shirt (inside out) and ran downstairs.

Woman Gets Tracked Down By Parents During One-Night Stand

funny tweets from parents about homeschooling hell | thumbnail Text - Dr. Carolyn Jess-Cooke/C.J. Cooke @CJessCooke 000 Anyone struggling with homeschooling should know that, despite having a PhD in Literature and having published 12 books, I only learned what a fronted adverbial was when my 8 year old's teacher said he doesn't use enough of them in his written work. 5:15 AM Jan 13, 2021 Twitter Web App

Tweets From Parents Describing The Horrors Of Homeschooling Hell

funny tweets showing kid logic no one can argue with | thumbnail Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 000 7-year-old: I don't want mashed potatoes. Me: They're just like French fries. 7: Then give me French fries. There's a flaw in her logic, but I can't find it. 9:04 PM Jan 14, 2020 - Twitter for Android 229 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 4K Likes

Funny Tweets Showing 'Flawless Kid Logic' No One Can Argue With

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"Our living room has been converted into a classroom": Wife insists on keeping open in-home daycare despite husband's discomfort, he tells her to close it and she refuses

30 people lie about attending 2 and 3-year-old's birthday party, their mom considers blocking the whole neighborhood: "I’d put all this hard work in and only 3 people showed up"

30 people lie about attending 2 and 3-year-old's birthday party, their mom considers blocking the whole neighborhood: "I’d put all this hard work in and only 3 people showed up"

30-year-old man refuses to loan $15,000 to 33-year-old cousin's budding food truck business, family tries to guilt-trip him due to his success: "I thought you'd be more generous than that"

30-year-old man refuses to loan $15,000 to 33-year-old cousin's budding food truck business, family tries to guilt-trip him due to his success: "I thought you'd be more generous than that"

Marine refuses to have shared bank account with girlfriend after both she and her parents continuously suggest it, his parents think their request is bizarre: 'We’re not married, not even living together'

Marine refuses to have shared bank account with girlfriend after both she and her parents continuously suggest it, his parents think their request is bizarre: 'We’re not married, not even living together'

21-year-old woman ditches girl's trip early when they treat her like their personal photographer, they send her petty messages: "Don't offer to take pics if you're gonna catch feelings"

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26-year-old daughter refuses to go on the family beach house vacation after 23-year-old stepsister demands to get the bigger room and dad agrees: ‘He said I was being territorial’

26-year-old daughter refuses to go on the family beach house vacation after 23-year-old stepsister demands to get the bigger room and dad agrees: ‘He said I was being territorial’