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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford @thearibradford I love when I mention getting frustrated with my kids and someone's like "have you tried TALKING to your kids?" Omg thank you you visionary and here l've been communicating with f cking charades silly me 10:12 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · CoSchedule 85 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 635 Likes

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funny parenting tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News ... @HomeWithPeanut I believe the children are our future. But my 3-year-old finished his juice & then got mad because he thought someone else finished his juice, so that future might be in trouble. 3:09 PM · Jul 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android 156 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 809 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are So Over Parenting

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Man Refuses To Take Off Work Watch Son, Even For One Day| thumbnail text - Photograph - PopGunSuzie @PopGunSuzie ... Dating during covid: What color should I paint my toes for my gynecologist appointment later? 9:45 PM - Feb 1, 2021 - Twitter for Android

Man Refuses To Take Off Work To Watch His Son, Argues It's His Wife's Job

proof that kids should be in charge of naming everything | thumbnail text - Stephen Amell @StephenAmell ... My daughter calls deodorant "armpit makeup". You're welcome. 2:43 PM · May 29, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 4,404 Retweets 191 Quote Tweets 33.7K Likes

It's Pretty Clear That Kids Should Be In Charge Of Naming Everything

parents recall the creepiest things their kids have ever done | thumbnail text - Niteryder007 · 1d My 12 year old will occasionally scream while sleeping. It makes your hair stand up when you get woke from a deep sleep. I have also woken up in the middle of the night to see him standing right next to my bed. Sometimes just facing the wall or staring at me. He is always "sleep walking" and I can escort him back to bed. Trouble is, I never know how long he has been up. He never remembers any of it

Parents Recall The Creepy And Disturbing Things Their Kids Have Done

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue ... Me before kids: "I will feed my children only nutritious foods, never speak harshly to them, and limit screen time." Me after kids (Screaming): "Eat your freaking happy meals so you can watch your damn movie!!" 10:41 PM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 138 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 377 Likes

Funniest Dads We Saw This Week From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

funniest parenting tweets we saw this week - thumbnail | Text - Anna ... @AnnaDoesntWant2 The craziest thing about being a mom is how we'll make friends with anyone who lives near us and has kids the same age. You just killed a lady and turned her hair into a wig for your grandma? No thanks. Wait, did you say your kid is 3? Mine too! Come for dinner on Friday at 5:00? 7:45 PM Jul 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 238 Likes

Freshest Batch Of Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week

Controlling Grandma Bleaches Granddaughter's Hair Without Asking Her Mom| thumbnail text -

Controlling Grandma Bleaches Granddaughter's Hair Without Asking Her Mom

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Man Angry At Wife After She Says No To His BFF Moving In With Them And Their Newborn| thumbnail text -

Man Angry At Wife After She Says No To His BFF Moving In With Them And Their Newborn

people reveal their mom's most iconic catchphrases | thumbnail text - calinaxoxo · 2y "Are you drinking enough water?" Headache? Drink more water. Upset stomach? Drink water. Bad grades? You need more water. Bone protruding from your knee? Drink some water, you'll be fine.

People Reveal Their Mom's Iconic Catchphrases

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Tonight our 4 year old ate his dinner in a record time of 4 hours 27 minutes 9:57 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 663 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

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Jealous Woman Angry With BF For Keeping Healthy Relationship With Ex-Step-Daughter| thumbnail text - Posted by u/qwrrtyuiopasdfgjl 7 hours ago AITA for including my ex's daughter in my life(sleepovers, vacation, etc)?

Jealous Woman Angry With BF For Keeping Healthy Relationship With Ex-Step-Daughter

sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad I'm just hoping my toddler goes to sleep before his 30th birthday 1:53 AM · Jun 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 129 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 703 Likes

Parents Who Are Fed Up Of Their Kids And Totally Done With Parenting

Savage Truth Bombs Every Parent Wishes They Could Say About Their Kids | thumbnail text - Marcy G @BunAndLeggings Being a stay at home parent can be lonely and frustrating because the only people you get to talk to all day poop their pants and are complete assholes. 1:13 AM · Aug 6, 2019 · Twitter for Android 153 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 998 Likes

Savage Truth Bombs Every Parent Wishes They Could Say About Their Kids

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Delusional Mom Fuming When Kids Won't Celebrate Father's Day With Jerk Step-Dad| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/ALoveyCola • 19h 2 4 e1 3 1 7 AITA for telling my mom I am never sharing Father's Day again? Not the A-hole

Delusional Mom Fuming When Kids Won't Celebrate Father's Day With Jerk Step-Dad

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week | Thumbnail text - NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law So glad to be able to spend hard-earned money at restaurants again so my daughter can say things like, "This shrimp isn't as good as the popcorn shrimp at school. I think it has real shrimp in it." 3:49 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 45 Likes

Sarcastic Dads Who Are Done With Parenting

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