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17 Tweets Proving Parents Need A Break Like Yesterday| Thumbnail Text - Dog - Kids did this to our doggo and it looks amazing.

17 Tweets Proving Parents Need A Break Like Yesterday

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Are Ready To Move Past Spooky Season| thumbnail text - kelly andrew @KayAyDrew ... Not my husband calling me from the ballet studio because he can't remember the stranger danger password and my daughter won't go home with him 1:07 AM · 10/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 7,707 Retweets 769 Quote Tweets 164K Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Are Ready To Move Past Spooky Season

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creepy and disturbing pregnancy photos from people who shouldn't be parents | thumbnail three pictures of creepy pregnancy photos

Disturbingly Creepy Pregnancy Photos From People Who Probably Shouldn't Be Parents

Mom pays babysitter with toothpaste | thumbnail text - Posted by u/Aboogailoo 2 days ago EM pays me for babysitting with toothpaste TL;DR EM has me watch her kids all day, clean her bathrooms, feeds her kids Chick-fil-A while I get animal crackers, and then pays me with five tubes of toothpaste. This happened about ten years ago, I was 14 at the time, and a family that was in the process of packing to move overseas

Stingy Mom Pays Babysitter With Toothpaste Tubes And Nothing Else

funny parenting tweets about self care | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford Self-care tip: Wear a luxurious moisturizing face mask as you wipe your child's shitty ass so that you, too, may feel as if you're enjoying the spa day of your dreams. 9:39 PM · May 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Realities Of Self-Care Once Kids Are In The Picture

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Tweets From Dads Who Tell Dad Jokes With A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness ... When my wife gets upset at me I sneak into her Netflix profile and give thumbs up to the most boring documentaries 5:19 AM · 8/6/21 · Twitter for iPhone 247 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 1,778 Likes

Tweets From Dads Who Tell Dad Jokes With A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi

aita post | thumbnail text - Font - AITA for making my son pass out the candy he got from trick or treating because he was being rude? My son is 9 years old. We went trick or treating like we usually do and the night was going well except when we got to a house that had a bowl of candy sitting on the porch It said "Take 2 please". He puts his whole hand in there and grabs about 6 pieces.

Mom Teaches Son An Important Lesson About Trick Or Treat Greed On Halloween

15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up| Thumbnail text - Smile - My 13 year old cousin asked my boyfriend (who's a teacher) how he "sleeps at night knowing he's given people homework" 6:13 PM · 10/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 57.2K Retweets 3,586 Quote Tweets 58OK Likes

15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up

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25 Costumes That *Bump* Out The Competition| Thumbnail Text - Shoe - Pillsbury

25 Costumes That *Bump* Out The Competition

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Don’t Take Any Days Off| thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec I'm disabling notifications from my kids by locking this bathroom door. 4:25 AM · 10/25/21 · Twitter for iPhone 31 Retweets 162 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Don’t Take Any Days Off

Here Are The Worst Names To Give a Child Currently| Thumbnail Text - Smile - TheBigDissapoint · 1d. My cousin named his first son King and his first daughter Queen. So there's that. 3.6k J Reply Share Report Save

Here Are The Worst Names To Give a Child Right Now

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Funny Tweets From Dads Who Know Just How To Cause Some Serious Lols| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking "chocolate chip cookies are overrated". -my former 12 yo son 9:04 PM · 10/24/21 · Twitter for Android 28 Retweets 278 Likes

Funny Tweets From Dads Who Know Just How To Cause Some Serious Lols

kids 7 tweets funny twitter year olds lol parenting parents relatable | tweet by Jessie @mommajessiec My son asked my 7yo she would survive bear attack and she replied she would try be his friend, thus making her most adorable my children but also least likely survive an encounter with an actual bear.

Collection of Tweets About The Endless Joys of 7-Year-Old's

Medical professionals reveal baby names they talked parents out of | thumbnail text - I worked at a registrar for a while and among the birth certificates I got some of the standouts i saw were: Killer, Syphilis and Sweet Prayer Sunrise

Medical Professionals Reveal Ridiculous Baby Names They Tried to Talk Parents Out Of

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Ungrateful Husband Angry At Wife For Leaving Him 'Stranded' When She Puts Baby To sleep| thumbnail text - Posted by u/themissingsock1 6 hours ago 2 AITA for telling my husband he needs to start taking his own vehicle to his family's functions?

Ungrateful Husband Angry At Wife For Leaving Him 'Stranded' When She Puts Baby To Bed

When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - MumlnBits ... @MumlnBits My 4yo asked why we don't get other people to cook our meals, clean our house and drive us around and I think she just invented being rich 4:06 PM · 10/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Deal With Stress By Having An Impeccable Sense Of Humor