Parenting Fail

Advertisement

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 13, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ My 4yo is irate that she's not in our family pictures that were taken in 2012.. She was born in 2016

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week

Advertisement

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Me: This better be important. 6: Do ghosts fart?

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (October 4, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8: I'll remember that on Father's Day

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 29, 2020)

Advertisement

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Just when I thought we had turned a corner on this clusterfuck of a year, my daughter brought a recorder home from school.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 27, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 22, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me between 2 and 50 times and you're my 5yo getting out of bed at night.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 20, 2020)

Advertisement

funniest dad tweets of the week - thumbnail text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad feel so bad I annoyed my son by making him pause YouTube for 2 seconds so he could come get the sandwich I made and cut into perfect triangles for him, my little prince

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 15, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - text - Kids_kubed +1 @Kids_kubed 7: Mommy, remember how I collect acorns in the fall? Me: Yes! You collected so many last year 7: and remember how I told you to keep them? Me: 7: Can I have them now? Me:

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 13, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about kid playing with electric toothbrush | Kiss my Fat Ash @Tobi_ls_Fab true horror is hear buzzing toddler playing with his electric batman toothbrush.and then realize s not toothbrush he's playing with 3:43 AM Sep 3, 2020 Twitter iPhone 58 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 303 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 6, 2020)

Advertisement

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Being great mom: scheduling doctor's appointments, keeping track school projects, setting up playdates, making sure everyone brushes their teeth Being great dad: popsicles lunch

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 23, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet by mom about asking her 4-year-old kid to hold her beer | Not Nanny @not_thenanny brought my beer park and wanted do zipline so literally asked my 4YO hold my beer think just peaked at bad momming.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 16, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about kids being kidnapped by pirates and arguing who goes first | Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 my family were kidnapped by pirates and forced walk plank into shark infested waters pretty sure my children would fight over who got go first.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 9, 2020)

Advertisement

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about son who wiped booger on dads pillow | Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy My son wiped booger on pillow while were sitting on my bed watching TV. He saw my face and said Don't worry, Mommy Daddy's pillow guess 's fair. 7:11 PM Jul 31, 2020 Buffer

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 2, 2020)

funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

People Tweet Bad Ways Their Parents Apologize

Trending Now

Woman's fiancé sells her late father's Fender guitar behind her back while on a "minimalism kick," she calls off the wedding when he refuses to get it back: 'I told everyone that this guitar was off-limits'

Woman's fiancé sells her late father's Fender guitar behind her back while on a "minimalism kick," she calls off the wedding when he refuses to get it back: 'I told everyone that this guitar was off-limits'

21 Gen X Girlhood Memes Ranked by How Well Gen Z Girls Would Understand

21 Gen X Girlhood Memes Ranked by How Well Gen Z Girls Would Understand

Woman Accuses Brother of Stealing Her Dream Home After He Purchases Their Grandparent’s Property, the Whole Family Gets Involved

Woman Accuses Brother of Stealing Her Dream Home After He Purchases Their Grandparent’s Property, the Whole Family Gets Involved

18-year-old hides from his mother at his graduation when she refuses to stop pressuring him to perform a mother-son dance with her in front of his peers: 'I thought he was just being shy'

18-year-old hides from his mother at his graduation when she refuses to stop pressuring him to perform a mother-son dance with her in front of his peers: 'I thought he was just being shy'

Melancholy Vincent Gallo Movie Stills That Somehow Make You Nostalgic For Heartbreak

Melancholy Vincent Gallo Movie Stills That Somehow Make You Nostalgic For Heartbreak

Advertisement