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Emotionally Distant Parents Told Son His Whole Life That He Needed To Move Out ASAP| Thumbnail Text - Green - AITA for not moving back home with my parents? My (18M) parents planned on being a child free couple, but because of religious beliefs they kept me even if I was an unwanted pregnancy. I always knew that I would be expected to move out as soon as I reached 18 years old.

Emotionally Distant Parents Told Son His Whole Life That He Needed To Move Out ASAP

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funny tweets from sarcastic moms who are done with parenting | thumbnail Katie Didn't ... @Pork_Chop_Hair [back at work after being a stay-at-home parent for many years] Me: alright, before this meeting starts, I want everyone to go pee. I don't care if you don't feel it, you need to try. 5:53 PM · Jun 16, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1,766 Retweets 70 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Moms Who Are Done With Parenting

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funny parenting memes relatable to anyone with kids | thumbnail text - when the doorbell rings in the middle of bathtime Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Parenting hack: Tell much lamer bedtime stories than spouse so children will ask them instead every night.

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

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dad creates funny list of all things you can do while holding a baby | thumbnail text - Eating "What parent can honestly say they've never eaten a crumb off their unsuspecting child's head? Especially if the kid is sleeping peacefully— it's a victimless crime. Plus, you're directly responsible for how clean your child is so the 5-second rule just got a whole lot of leeway."

Dad Creates Funny List Of How To Hack Basic Life Skills While Holding A Baby

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funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

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Nightmare Teenaged Son Frames Housekeeper For Stealing And Husband Enables It| Thumbnail Text - Hand - AITA for believing the house keeper over my son? We hired a house keeper that comes over several times a week to get the house clean since my husband and I are busy with work. We have 2 kids (Jeremy 16 & Raya 14) now Jeremy is a jokester, he likes pulling pranks on everyone in the house..and that included the

Nightmare Teenaged Son Frames Housekeeper For Stealing And Husband Enables It

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funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes

Funny Tweets About The Realities Of Fitness For Parents

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Mom Attempts To Steal From Daughter's College Fund And Has The Audacity To Ask Ex-Husband For Favors| Thumbnail Text - Rectangle - AITA For Refusing To Help My Ex Discipline Our Daughter? I (41m) have a 13 year-old daughter "Mandy" with my ex-wife "Jane" (37f). I would say post- divorce we had a decent relationship and were cordial for our daughter's sake but everything changed they day Jane started dating her current husband "Tom"

Mom Attempts To Steal From Daughter's College Fund And Has The Audacity To Ask Ex-Husband For Favors

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Parenting is praising your 5-year-old like they won a Nobel Prize because they woke up in the middle of the night and got 100 percent of their puke in the toilet. 5:10 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 4,412 Likes

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12 Year Old Gets Bullied At School And Blames Mom For Letting Her Wear Tacky Outfit| Thumbnail Text - Facial expression - AITA for not making my daughter change her outfit before school? This morning my daughter (12/F) dressed for school in an objectively hideous outfit- clashing patterns and colors, she legitimately looked like a clown.

12 Year Old Gets Bullied At School And Blames Mom For Letting Her Wear Tacky Outfit

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Homophobic Mother Used To Shame Gay Daughter - Now Wants Her To Play Music At Her Wedding To A Woman| Thumbnail Text - Gesture - AITA for refusing to play my music at my mother's wedding? I (F18) was outed as a lesbian to my mom and dad when I was 15. After this, my dad reacted in a completely negative way- he called me slurs, threatened to kick me out and more.

Homophobic Mother Used To Shame Gay Daughter - Now Wants Her To Play Music At Her Wedding To A Woman

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funny pictures showing how annoying toddlers can be | thumbnail two images, of dof text - "My daughter helped finish my wife’s drawing today." and mess on floor text - "Toddler pulled the cat feeder down. I just filled it last night."

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Man Gets Cold Feet After IFV Treatments With Wife - Wants To Leave It All| Thumbnail Text - Organism - r/relationship_advice O Me (31M) and my wife (36F) having a baby and every inch of my body is wanting to walk out

Man Gets Cold Feet After IVF Treatments With Wife - Wants To Leave It All

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - non podhoretz @crookedroads770 Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying "Are you sure this is a good idea" and my five year old son replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life 10:21 PM Jan 23, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 58.1K Retweets 2.9K Quote Tweets 706.5K Likes

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Cruel Father Throws 19 Year Old Pregnant Daughter Out Of The House| Thumbnail Text - Sleeve - AITA [41M] for kicking my Daughter [19F] out of my house? My daughter recently told me and my wife that she's pregnant and apparently she's been hiding it for 3 months. The Boyfriend is a scumbag who I thought she left after I gave her an ultimatum to either leave him or leave my house, to which she chose the latter or at least I thought she did. She started sobbing and telling us how sorry she was and

Cruel Father Throws 19 Year Old Pregnant Daughter Out Of The House

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