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Saucy Astrology Tweets Which Are Very Funny If You're Clueless About Astrology (April 11, 2021)

The world of astrology is much bigger than a lot of people might think. It's kind of like a cult continuously recruits members from all over the world. It seems that there also might be tiers of followers too. Some people just know their sign and a few qualities that come along with it; some people know all the signs, and the dates, and read their horoscope daily; and some people know their sign, and your sign (definitely before you told them), they know when mercury is in retrograde and when your moon is out and about. Simply put, they know too much, and I'm not embarrassed to say that such people terrify me.

My fears don't stop me from laughing at these very extra Tweets though.

Astrology Tweets Which Are Really Funny If You Know Nothing About Astrology (April 11, 2021)| thumbnail text - ERIS @ERISTHEPLANET 4 planets in aries shake some a today 3:24 PM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,374 Retweets 140 Quote Tweets 5,957 Likes
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Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 28, 2021)

People who believe in astrology are definitely a type. Don't get me wrong, I occasionally find myself relating to my horoscope, and I've noticed that most of my friends are fire signs, but that's basically the extent of it. However, some people are on a completely different level. Loving astrology is one thing, but If someone's zodiac stops you from pursuing a relationship with them, or your horoscope stops you from leaving the house one day, maybe reconsider your priorities.

These very extra tweets about astrology make us laugh every time. No hard feelings, but coming for people who don't say things like, "Pisces moon tonight, y'all watch out," these are just too funny.

Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 28, 2021)| thumbnail text - d* Empress Atlantis @empressatlantis •.. If you hate on astrology u don't deserve to celebrate your own birthday 1:18 AM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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