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Walks Of Shame That Have Nothing To Do With The Morning After Sex

Urban Dictionary defines the walk of shame as "the walk from another person(s) house, apartment, condo, dorm, van, bar, park bench or other; to your place of residence wearing the same clothes you had on the night before. Typically used when someone leaves the home of a sexual escapade (quite possibly with someone you met the night before) in the morning; hair sticking out in all directions, lines on your face, and missing at least one article of clothing.

However, according to the people of Twitter, the walk of shame could be any walk that occurs after an embarrassing moment. Based on what we've read on the platform so far, there are enough moments of mortification to go around on a weekly basis. Scroll down for this week's best non-sexual walks of shame. 

walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Font - Serena Monsoon @Serena_Monsoon I can't wait for the next work-from-home company survey where under reasons I enjoy working from home I can write, "I enjoy the privacy of stress crying in my own bed over having a breakdown in the bathroom and having to do the red-eye'd walk of shame back to my desk" 2:38 AM · Jul 10, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Sexual And Non-Sexual Walks Of Shame Which Made Us Giggle

Walks of shame are all the rage right now, and not just the ones that occur the morning after a sexual encounter. Every day, we embarrass ourselves in some shape or form. Naturally, the walk of shame follows our most mortifying moments. Everyone saw, and there's nothing left to do except walk with our head hung low and our eyes on the floor. Be sure not to make eye contact with anyone either. It'll only make the shame worse. People on Twitter are putting their best walks of shame on blast for the world to see. Here are our faves. 

walks of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Cat Herder ... @echo262 Going outside to sweep up the husks of bent sparklers, burnt out boxes of sparkling fountains and crushed cardboard tubes from jumping jacks is the Fourth of July equivalent of the walk of shame. 5:02 PM · Jul 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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The Walk Of Shame Is Officially More About Fame Than Being Ashamed

Breaking news: the walk of shame is officially nothing to be ashamed about. We would say you heard it here first, but you probably heard it on Twitter first. People openly tweet about their personal walks of shame on a weekly basis, many of which have nothing to do with the morning after sex. When people publicly broadcast their most shameful moments, it doesn't really seem like they're especially ashamed of it. Hence, the walk of shame has transitioned to the walk of fame. Does your walk of fame moment compare to the ones below? Let us know in the comments. 

Walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Cheno ... @ChenoJPinter Petition to switch out "Walk of Shame" and put in "Stomp of Glory" 6:50 PM · Jun 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Woman Gets Caught Out In Embarrassing Laundry Room Sexcapade

Sometimes a girl just needs some vitamin D and it's not always the most convenient time or place, but you simply have to make due. Like this woman, who forgot that she had some visitors and was forced to improvise which might ultimately force her out of her own apartment building! Read this Sexcapade story of sexual prowess and hilarious debauchery when too much alcohol and a high libido put her in a terribly awkward situation for many 'a building employees to see!

Woman Gets Caught Out In Embarrassing Laundry Room Sexcapade | thumbnail text - SEXCAPADES "I was so drunk and horny that I completely forgot my CHEEZ cake parents were visiting." RIDICULOUS TALES OF SEXUAL DEBAUCHERY
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Women Tell Their Wildest Summer Vacation Hookup Stories

There is something about the sweet smell of summertime and the pure existential joy of vacation that really gets the hormones flowing! Whether it be the tanned summer bodies, the excess tequila, or a combination of both, nothing says 'livin' libido loca' quite like a summer vacation! We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share with you some of the wildest summertime sexcapade stories for your reading pleasure. If YOU have a wild/funny/cringeworthy summertime hookup story, be sure to spread good karma and share it with the world here

women tell their wildest summer vacation hookup stories | thumbnail text - Livin' libido loca! "My parents ended up calling the police and discovering that I was NOT missing, I had just been arrested for indecent exposure"
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8 Dating Terms Everyone Should Know

When dating apps graced the world with their presence, so did what seems like hundreds - maybe thousands - of dating 'definitions' and it is hard to keep them all straight! But lucky for you, we teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to keep you up to date on everything you need to know! From 'ghosting,' to 'cuffing season,' there is a constant flow of fascinating new behaviors and terms being coined and we are here to keep you current on all the latest lingo. Here are the top eight dating terms we thinking everyone should be aware of in 2021!

8 dating terms everyone should know | thumbnail text - Boing, Half-night Stand: This is a single sexual encounter, where one person goes immediately after sex, typically to avoid inconvenience or home awkward small talk in the morning. Unlike a one-night stand, in which they would typically stay the night.
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Beware Of These Prime Player Hangout Spots This Summer

Galavanting around the world in search of meaningless sex has rendered me a master of the f*ckboy craft (as well as a carrier of various sexually transmitted diseases). One of the main things I have learned along my journey, aside from how to cover up herpes with concealer, is where exactly to find these unsuspecting prospects. While I am in no way resistant to shooting my shot wherever I may be, certain locations have proven optimal spots for picking up a woman. Here's where f*ckboysare likely to be lurking this summer, so be on the lookout, ladies. 

Where players pick up women | thumbnail text - Dog Parks F*ckboys know that women love guys who love animals, so they head to the local dog park to capitalize on this well- known weakness. Be on the lookout for dudes trying to show off that they are the dirtiest dog in the park.
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Woman Reveals Hilariously Awkward Sexcapade With Coworker

We've all had those nights when we should have just stayed on the couch. Nights when that last drink - or drinks - were completely unnecessary and ultimately changed the course of your entire existence...OK, maybe that's a bit dramatic, but this, friends, is one of those nights. Today's Sexcapade story is one where a woman learns the hard way that sometimes the vagina does not know best especially when it is fed tequila. Well, not literally. Read this story of drunken sexual debauchery that turned into a really shitty situation - but like, literally. 

Woman's Colostomy Bag Leaks All Over Guy's Bed In Embarrassing 'Sexcapade' | thumbnail text - Sexcapades Ridiculous tales of sexual debauchery...
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Man Forced To Do Embarrassing Walk Of Shame After Awkward Halloween Sexcapade

We've all had lapses in judgment, and sometimes those lapses in judgment lead to a one-night stand. And sometimes that one-night stand leaves you in a completely vulnerable position with no phone, no money, and minimal clothing. Ok, maybe just this guy. This Sexcapade story follows a man who was simply looking to have a good time on Halloween weekend with friends when somehow he ended up in the longest, coldest and most hilarious walk of shame in the history of mankind. But! This heart-warming tale will also restore your faith in humanity and make you appreciate the kindness of strangers. Well, probably not. But read it anyway because it's f*cking hysterical.

man forced to do embarrassing walk of shame after awkward one night stand on Halloween | thumbnail text - Sexcapades Ridiculous tales of sexual debauchery...
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This Week's Funniest Walk Of Shame Tweets

The walk of shame has become a staple of American pop culture, but Twitter has proven that it's not only related to the morning after sexual escapades. The walk of shame covers anything shameful, whether you forgot to buy one necessary item on your grocery store run, you embarrass yourself in a pathetic attempt to parallel park, or you do something stupid at home alone - but you witnessed your own downfall so it's still embarrassing. Scroll down for this week's shameful tweets. 

funny tweets about walk of shame | thumbnail text - . jaq @cheddarsink ... walked alone all the way to the tennis courts and then found out they were occupied and i was too socially awkward to tell them that i booked it so i just. left. and did the walk of shame back home. 10:47 AM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Hookup 'Appointment' Tweets For People Who Overplan Their Sexual Encounters

The movies make us believe that hookups are carefree, sexy, and spontaneous, but there's a whole lot of planning that goes into it behind the scenes. For example, if you're someone that feels most confident during a hookup when your body is silky smooth, then you have to make time before the d*ck appointment to shave, which is extremely time-consuming, okay?! And then what if this dude cancels? And then your backup has the audacity to cancel right after? We put in all the effort for nothing! Ridiculous! Thank god for the modern tech of vibrators. Vibrators will never do you wrong and cancel. The d*ck enthusiasts of Twitter know all about the planning that goes on behind the scenes of hookups, and they vent about it on a weekly basis. Scroll down for the best tweets about d*ck appointments. 

Funny tweets about hookup appointments | thumbnail text - (supercilious archer) @timespulse I've got a dick appointment tonight actually so if it happens that this guy likes to decapitate people and collect their severed heads and I don't come back: I died doing what I loved. 5:09 PM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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People Reveal Their Most Epic Walks Of Shame

All the singles out there know what it's like when the blinding sunlight hits them right in the face before they head on out for their walk of shame. After a night of drinking and debauchery, you may not feel ready to handle hitting the great outdoors. You may also be regretting all your life decisions thus far, but just know that I believe in you. Even though nobody outside actually cares about what you're wearing and what your clothing suggest about the night before, the recovering parties can't help but feel like all eyes are on them as they strut down the streets. Therefore, people have been learning the art of mastering the walk of shame for years. This three-year-old Reddit thread features some of the best walks of shame I've heard to date. Scroll down and see if they compare to your own. 

Reddit thread about the walk of shame | thumbnail text - Posted by u/israblof 3 years ago What's your best walk of shame story? nsfw
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Ten Major F*ckboy Red Flags

While The Donald may no longer be president, fckboys still reign supreme. Some are easy to spot with names like Chad engraved onto their Juul and bare abs nearly always exposed, but others are advancing, learning how to mask their inherent douchiness within normal society.

 Fckboys have become masters of projecting falsehoods for their own benefit in stealth. I have come to realize that the best way to weed out a true fckboy from the crowd, is probably just to give him enough time to fck up on his own. There is no exact science behind how many minutes or months this process may take to prevail, but usually, if a man is genuine, you will be able to feel it out soon enough

Well, ladies, call it a guilty conscience, or, perhaps, just a wanting to level the playing field. Whatever the reason may be, I, a blaringly self-aware fuckboy – hyper-emotional, trend-hopping, intimacy fearing and all! –have decided to explain the top ten moves you should look out for from f*ckboys.


Advice from our resident f*ckboy | thumbnail text - They will flake on dinner to drink with the boys, just as easily as they will stop responding to your text messages with a shred of urgency once they have already sealed the deal (i.e. just to reiterate, again, I am talking about SEX. Good ol' finger banging, butt licking, steamy, sweaty sex).
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Women Are Probably Booking More D*ck Appointments Than Doc Appointments

In today's modern dating scene where dating apps and hookup culture are all the rage, friends with benefits and one-night stands are all the rage right now for those who aren't interested in commitment. Women are taking the wheel when it comes to their sexcapades, which means they're booking their own d*ck appointments on a weekly basis. It seems like we're somehow more confident when it comes to booking d*ck appointments instead of doctor appointments. We should probably fix that and make it more of an equal balance because we shouldn't be having d*ck appointments regularly without regular check-ins. But I digress - scroll down for the funny sh*t the women of Twitter have to say about their recent and upcoming appointments. 

Funny tweets about d*ck appointments | thumbnail text - Han ... @heyoldsport I would highly recommend dating men who are 30 or older.. I got my laundry done for free during the dick appointment and it felt better than it probably should have 12:36 AM · Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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People Confess How They Got Their One-Night Stand To Leave

One-night stands can be a whole lot of fun...until the person overstays their welcome, and sometimes you have to get creative in order to go about your day! We have teamed up with dating blog The Singer Society to bring you eight stories of how people were able to get rid of their one-night stands! Have a bad date story? Submit it here!

people confess how they got their one night stand to leave | thumbnail text - my one night stand won't leave. Call me with an 'emergency'.
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Strangest Things People Said During Sex, Killing The Mood

Sex is great, but have you ever been in bed with someone who has shouted out their dad's name or asked you to pray before you start? A big part of enjoying sex is about the mood you and your partner create to feel comfortable and enjoy each other. But sometimes your partner can say something that makes you want to die of awkwardness, and just like that, the moment is gone. Redditers share the strangest thing a partner has said or done during sex that instantly killed the mood, and the answers are cringe-worthy, to say the least. Here are some of the funniest.

awkward things people said during sex that killed the moment - thumbnail | Text - Master_Coke27 142 points · 7 hours ago She said "Angel don't stop" That's her brother's name Went home after that
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