We take in a lot of information on first dates. They're basically like romantic interviews. You try to decide if this person is worth letting into your homes into your heart and under your clothes.
It's nice to see what natural chemistry builds up on that first date, but it's also important that you understand who you're sitting next to.
People are sharing the 'no-nonsense' questions they ask on first dates to really get a full picture of the person they're dating. Being direct like this can sure save time, but it can also cancel people out before the relationship gets a proper chance.
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Mansplaining is an ongoing phenomenon that is apparently highly contagious. People as young as 3 have apparently been caught mansplaining. I don't know about you but this is slightly worrying to me. But what is even scarier is to imagine a world without mansplaining. Oof, the thought of it gives me shivers. How would women develop thoughts without men mansplaining every single thing to them? What's the point? Women would be so lost, so vulnerable.
No worries though, mansplaining isn't going anywhere anytime soon. So for now, let's just enjoy these ridiculous tweets from people who have given up giving af about it.
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A new month marks the start of something new up in the sky. Has everything been out of whack lately? The stars are rearranging once again, and this time around, they just might align in your favor. Hop on my horoscopes spaceship and read on to find out if the universe is working with or against you this week.
City of stars, are you shining just for us? Hell yes, they are! Forealz, what the hell would we do without the trusty universe to guide us into our obscure futures? We would be more lost than we already are, which is pretty difficult to fathom. So come on, vamonos, everybody let's go for a ride into the cosmos together!
I bet you have no idea what's flying this week. It's all good because neither do I. Luckily, we can always rely on the stars and planets of the universe for guidance. Because when you follow the cosmos, everything will magically fall into place. So hop on my spaceship and ride into infinity and beyond with me!
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Cheers to New Years! Not just any new year - 2021. The year that marks the end of 2020 AKA hell on Earth as we know it. 2020 brought us a global pandemic, social unrest, travel bans, and even murder hornets at one point. Truly a shitty surprise on every corner. We can only go up from here, ladies & gents. I think. Are you there, cosmos? It's me. The horoscope princess. And I'm begging you to make 2021 a damn good year. Or even mediocre would be good enough.
As we dive headfirst into another year, let's turn to the stars for desperately needed guidance.
It's that time of the year for holiday cheer! We didn't think we'd make it this far, but 2020 is full of surprises. The fact that we actually made it this far is a sign that the stars just might be on our side… right?
Santa baby, we've been awfully questionable good girls this year. Think of all the fun we've missed, think of all the fellas we haven't kissed. Next year we'll be oh, so good if you hook us up with somewhat of a sense of normalcy? When you hurry down the chimney tonight, can you deliver optimistic horoscopes? Is that too much to ask for? A girl can dream. Buckle up with an ugly Christmas sweater and a warm cup of eggnog, because 'tis the season to be jolly as f*ck with these holiday horoscopes.
2020 has been quite a year, to say the least, and everyone has had to adjust to new realities. One thing that is for sure, is that we're saying things now that would have made no sense if we'd have said them in 2019, which goes to show how much things can change in six months. Check out these tweets about things we might have said in the past six months, that had we said them back in 2019 (which seems so long ago), people would have looked at us like we were crazy.
