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People Explain Why Club Promoters Are The Bane Of Their Existence

I love clubbing as much as the next woman looking forward to wild nights out on the town sponsored by all the liquor, but there's something I just can't figure one creature of nightlife out, and that creature is the club promoter. How does one get into this mysterious line of business, and how do they never get tired of it? What's the secret to having an endless amount of energy to recruit an endless amount of women every single night? The people of Twitter take a deep dive into the phenomenon that is a club promoter, and the results are hilarious. Scroll down for the funniest tweets about club promoters below. 

Funny tweets about club promoters | thumbnail text - jordan ... @spicyfusilli some kid at sleepaway camp once sucker punched me and I had to get 4 stitches in my lip when was 10. he is now a Miami club promoter and it all makes so much sense. 6:52 PM · Apr 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Drinking Game Tweets For Some Weekend Inspiration

Drinking games are a rite of passage. There's nothing like alcohol and a sprinkle of competition to get the party going. As long as you're drunk, you're winning, so what's the difference? Drinking games don't have such strict roles because that's the nature of anything involving alcohol. Anything goes! As a result, the people of Twitter have taken to the platform to share their very own drinking games, and they get hella creative and funny. Scroll down to steal some of their ideas for your own weekend plans. 

Funny tweets about drinking games | thumbnail text - Liv Gets Fomo ... @Livluv21 Tom and Jerry drinking game: drink every time Tom and/or Jerry should be dead. That's it, that's the game. 8:23 AM · Mar 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Tweets About The Notorious 'Walk Of Shame' (April 1, 2021)

The walk of shame has become more iconic than shameful in recent years. There's nothing shameful about getting laid the night prior. Even if you look like absolute garbage right now, at least everyone you cross paths with knows you had a great time last night. Or at the very least, an okay night? I mean, everyone loves a good party. Either way, all is well in the world because now you get to happily skip on over to your own comfy bed! People constantly take to Twitter to joke about the walk of shame, and ya already know we're documenting the best ones on a weekly basis for y'all. 

Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text -Wild KileTM ... @_crylee_ Thinking about a walk of shame I had in college wearing silver heels and a pink fur coat and the guy made me go to the dmv with him before brunch 10:41 PM · Mar 28, 2021 from Charlotte, NC · Twitter for iPhone
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Women Reveal The Worst Things They Did While Drunk

We're all feelin' ourselves while under the influence, but sometimes things get a bit out of hand. A Reddit user asked the women of Reddit about the worst things they did while drunk. Some of the responses were tame, whereas others were super raunchy and insane. What I can say for sure is that I've never gotten this out of hand, and hope that I never will in the future. Scroll down for these wild responses, and make sure to stay safe out there. After all, drinking is a dangerous game that could end in many different ways. 

Women reveal the worst things they did while drunk | thumbnail text - Disastrous_Author638 1 day ago Threw up ON my dog . She was white and I was drinking red wine.
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Funniest Tweets About Bachelorette Parties

My favorite aspect of wedding season is the flurry of bachelorette parties that comes with it. Because there's nothing more fun than getting sh*t-faced with your closest friends in Vegas, Nashville, or some random city that no one's ever heard of which was chosen as the destination because it's affordable. Bachelorette parties have become a classic American staple and a helluva lot of planning goes into it. The bridesmaids put their blood, sweat, and tears into making the bride-to-be go hard in her final days as a singleton, and the result is wild. The ladies of Twitter have been sharing super funny bachelorette tweets as of late. Scroll down to feel as if you too are hard at work at planning the most epic bachelorette party. 

Funny tweets about bachelorette parties | thumbnail tweet - maggi @jortneykardash ... nothing will remind you that you're going to hell like shopping for a bachelorette party 7:34 PM · Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Tweets For Women Who Go Wild For Wine

Back in the college days, getting blackout was all the rage. Alas, we have evolved since then, and our bodies just can't handle hard liquor like they used to. Unfortunately, we actually need to wake up for work the next day, and getting absolutely trashed just won't cut it. Cue wine, the magical grape juice for adults that keeps us going when the going gets tough. Red or white or pink, wine always helps us cool down after a loooong day at work, and has us ladies feelin' some type of way. The women of Twitter get passionate about their love for wine on the daily. Naturally, we've collected the best wine tweets from this week so that you could get in on the action too. Scroll down to go absolutely wild for wine. 

Funny tweets from women who are passionate about wine | thumbnail text - Wine_HoneyM @Wine_honey1 These people act like they've never seen anyone hanging out in the kiddie pool at the water park with two wine boxes on their arms as floatation devices. 7:52 PM · Mar 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Tweets About Frat Party Culture This Week

Frat parties are an infamous staple in American culture. Something about sh*tty rap music, obnoxiously loud drunk dudes that somehow manage to bellow above said sh*tty music, and sticky beer-drenched floors keeps us coming back for more. It's always super trashy, but it's our kinda trashy. Naturally, Twitter can't help but make fun of frat party culture while still partaking in it. Because we all have a little frat bro in us. Scroll down for the week's best tweets about frat party culture. 

Tweets about frat party culture | thumbnail tweet - @lauryndelrey ... god please release frat boys from the shackles of spotify's rap caviar playlist. I wanna hear ABBA at parties 7:31 PM · Mar 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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