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When you need to stay informed, it can be difficult to decide what sources to turn to. Who will give you accurate information? Well, I have never read a newspaper or anything at all for that matter, but I can tell you the one question I always ask to figure out whether something is trustworthy: how hot is the editor? Yes, this foolproof method will make sure you get your news from only the sexiest sources. So here is my official ranking of the hottest chief editors who will bring you the hottest gossip you can get. I assume. Again, I haven't read them.

The news these days is pretty bleak and sometimes you need a good ol' dose of something positive. Here are some heartwarming stories that will lift your spirit and put a smile on your face, reminding you of all the good that humanity offers. You're welcome!

Reductress is a website filled with satirical content that parodies the style tone and perspective of mainstream media toward women. Its hilarious articles on trending topics and topical issues "take on the outdated perspectives and condescending tone of popular women's media, through the eyes of the funniest women in comedy today", according to the website. Of course, a lot of the recent content is around COVID-19 which has obviously given us a lot to be concerned about.  But in the midst of all the panic, there is certainly something to be said for finding humor in the challenging times. Check out these hilarious twists on the current world situation. 

As Coronavirus keeps spreading, much of the world seems to be in panic mode, mass quarantining and buying supermarkets out of toilet paper and hand sanitizer. Essentially, the world is collapsing in on itself. But amid the madness, France had other plans, deciding that going ahead with holding the world's largest smurf gathering was worth risking the spread of a deadly pandemic. Yes, you read that correctly; a small northwestern French town did not let Coronavirus stop them from hosting this important and essential event. "We must not stop living," Patrick Leclerc, the mayor of Landerneau, said, followed by "It was the chance to say that we are alive." Well ok then. When in France, I guess! Here are some reactions to a video of the event, as broadcasted by AFP News Agency on Monday and it's safe to say that the world is not impressed.  

Wait...what???

Amid the excitement of the Apple event announcements many were delighted, many were less impressed and many others were somewhat concerned about their bank balances.

The news are never normal there

An article by MarketWatch made many very confused and pretty much irritated when it stated that by the age of 35 people should have twice the salary that they are making, saved up. Well, we don't know how others will feel but, what decade do those writers live in?!

The Guy Who's in charge definitely deserves a raise...

Via: The Meta Picture

Well...what can we say?

Joshua Greene remembers the movie star, and his sometimes babysitter, while sharing new images from his father's collection. Via: Vanity Fair