That's right, ladies—buckle up! It's a new moon in Leo this weekend.

Turn around bright eyes! Every now and then I fall apaaaart.

We all know that it is nonsense basing your love life off of a silly little app like the “love calculator” or whether they're a Scorpio and you're a Sagittarius and your margarita is in microwave or whatever… But then again, isn't everything nonsense? What even is love, life, and the pursuit of happiness? Isn't it that everybody creates their own reality? So that kind of philosophy is probably why things like the “love calculator” and basing everything off or your sun sign and retrograde cycle…