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Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (June 18, 2025)

Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (June 18, 2025)

25 Hilarious Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (December 12, 2024)

25 Hilarious Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (December 12, 2024)

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25 Hilarious Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (October 20, 2024)

25 Hilarious Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (October 20, 2024)

Funniest parenting tweets from parents just trying to make it by | thumbnail text - Laura Stevenson ... @laurastevenson Just put Sesame Street on the tv and my one year old daughter pointed at Elmo on the screen and said "GOD!" 6:09 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 411 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 6,272 Likes

Funniest Tweets This Week From Parents Who Are Hanging On By A Thread

this week's funniest parenting tweets from parents who are so over their kids | thumbnail text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Somewhere between asking me for a banana and me giving him the banana, 4 decided he didn't like bananas anymore 11:57 PM · Aug 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 77 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 606 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Who Are So Over Their Kids Already

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad I'm just hoping my toddler goes to sleep before his 30th birthday 1:53 AM · Jun 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 129 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 703 Likes

Parents Who Are Fed Up Of Their Kids And Totally Done With Parenting

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sarae @LoveSarae One time I faked died in front of Micah to see what he would do and he said "oh no, mummy died". Then SAT ON MY HEAD and continued playing on his iPad. I taught him how to dial 999 that day. 12:59 PM · May 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,713 Retweets 215 Quote Tweets 27.8K Likes

Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Way Too Hard

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Not Another Pinterest Mom @snarkymomtobe What's the most embarrassing thing said by a child in a public restroom I'll start: "why is your bottom so hairy" 7:19 PM Mar 24, 2021 - Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 220 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 28, 2021)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - NicholasG @Dad_At Law Nobody learns to parkour faster than a parent chasing a toddler with a sharpie. 8:01 PM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 387 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1,944 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 21, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - todd dillard @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47K Retweets 4,795 Quote Tweets 724.5K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 7, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text -the luckiest Penny. ... @aSouthernPenny My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They're super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week... should I say anything? Oh and also, he's 4. They're all 4. 3:42 AM · Feb 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 1,274 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 21, 2021)

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funny tweets about parents totally depending on google to survive | thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm Googling "how to get glitter slime off the dog" if anyone was wondering what kind of parenting adventure I was having today. 8:44 PM · May 27, 2020 - Twitter Web App 14 Retweets 108 Likes

Funny Tweets About Parents Being Totally Dependent On Google To Survive

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 How's virtual school going for you? I'll start. My son was late to his PE class because he was making nachos. 11:52 PM Jan 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 31, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Font - Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti 000 Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year- old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots." 6:34 PM Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 9.6K Retweets 796 Quote Tweets 118.2K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 24, 2021)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Mom Jeans @momjeansplease I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there. 4:46 PM · Jan 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 45.1K Retweets 5.2K Quote Tweets 782.7K Likes

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