Say goodbye to texts, letters, postcards, and emails. There's a new mailing service in town, and it comes in the form of spuds and a sharpie. That's right; there's a potato message mailing service that uses "top quality 5" Idaho Potatoes and premium black gel ink to write your message" of 135 characters or fewer. You know those things that are totally useless but totally brilliant? This wins the prize for that! Check out some of the funniest examples of messages on a potato below.