'A hair tie and nothing else'

We've spent quite some time on dating apps , and we've ultimately come to the conclusion that straight men on dating apps have no idea how to appeal to the female gaze. Based on their poor-quality pictures, we can't tell what this person is going to be like at all. Twitter user @ holy_schnitt tweeted about how difficult online dating is when these dudes pick the worst pictures of all time for their profiles, and people headed to the comments to jokingly explain why men's dating app pics are so…

Men...bless them, eh

Maybe try someone your own age

Hell hath no fury...

Just because 2021 was the ultimate sh*t show dumpster fire , doesn't mean you can't end it with a total bad bish bang. Your idiot friends have already convinced you to drop a hundo on an NYE party that surely will not be worth the price tag, but at least you always look hot in sparkly sh*t. Even though you downloaded all the dating apps and sat through countless Facetime dates , you're still somehow going into the next year without your own corona cutie. Looks like this overrated New Years part…

Infatuation to Disgust Reach Quick

Not everyone can pull off the look...

Better late than never

These guys are creeps

All of their dirt little secrets

We're all a little misunderstood

I thought gendered languages were sexist enough

Freud would have some things to say about this

Someone has to break the news to them eventually

Throwback to when men had no style