“…How do you know that? Are you playing Elden Ring without me knowing?!”

Is it really love without a little roasting?

“You're not ‘choosing plants over him,’ he's the one creating the ‘choice’—and in this case, the choice is whether he supports your healthy, reasonable hobby/coping tool or not.”

A girlfriend who laughs at the same memes as you is MAJOR green flag energy.

Saying, “I love you AND your big forehead” is way more romantic than just, “I love you.”

“No, because when the camera turned to her I was like……… The ears, the scarf, the face of pure unknown what’s to come. I live for this!”

It's true what they say: Opposites attract.

So handy, he can even fix a broken heart!

It's important to first know what you're marrying into before saying “I do.”

Offline dating

“I think there’s something that goes on in a man’s brain when he’s broke that makes him feel deeply insecure and those insecurities seep out into other areas of his life and his relationship—especially if the woman is better off financially than him.”

To flirt is to roast.

Sometimes waiting for the big day is the hardest part.

Hottake: Whoever says a relationship should be “easy” is either boringly simplistic or has never been in a real long-term relationship…

Just because she's your mommy, doesn't make her your mother…

Nothing like a man who knows how to handle power tools.