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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (July 31, 2020)

All's fair in love and war... on Twitter! Twitter is the place for people to vent, brag, and everything in between, all about their love lives for the world to see. We love a funny relationship tweet, and because we love sharing too, here's a bunch of them for you. Oh, and here's last week's funniest relationship tweets in case you missed them. 

funniest relationship tweets - cover pic wife complaining about energetic husband | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 hate my husband wakes up with too much energy just want relax. He's all Let's clean garage, let's go Lowe's get new BBQ, let's paint bathroom about "let's get divorce 8:45 PM Jul 26, 2020 Twitter iPhone >
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Love and humor go together like peanut butter and jelly. 

That's probably the real secret for good long-lasting relationships. 

Enjoy these relationship tweets as we think they are pretty dang funny.  

Craving for more? check out our last week's list too

Funniest relationship tweets | Jodi @jodixmaloneyx Why do boys ask wearing" as if sit around sexy lingerie all day? l'm my penguin onesie are wearing 6:43 pm 17 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 59.7K Retweets and comments 430.7K Likes >
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Tweets About The Realities Of Married Life

We're back with some more hilariously honest tweets about the reality of married life, and they're more relatable than ever! Between the arguments, the pettiness, and the ridiculous moments, our other halves can drive us crazy. But these Tweets show that there really is love when you look hard enough!

funny tweets about the reality of marriage - cover pic about finding a black thong in your bed, asking your husband, but it's a face mask | Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Just found black thong tucked inside my bedsheets knew didn't belong so alled my husband over ask wth is. So anyway funny story turns out thong looks lot like face mask.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Relationships are a long and sometimes bumpy road. But couples who can find some humor in the day-to-day annoyances, disagreements and quirks of married life are more likely to go the distance.

These brutally real relationship tweets will make you laugh like no other. 

If you're into more of these jokes, check out our last week's list as well. 


Funniest Relationship Tweets | James @CaucasianJames dudes dress up nicer golf than they do dates 8:52 pm 14 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 29.4K Retweets and comments 298.5K Likes >
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Thankfully, the Internet has got us covered in the love department too, because saying 'I love you,' couldn't be easier than with a relationship tweet. So if you're looking for something to bring the fun back in your relationship, send this collection of relationship tweets to your significant other. 

Funniest relationship tweets | Uwa Toyin jaynnedoe Idk if im ready marriage man .imagine getting home after long day and someone starts talking 1:57 am 4 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 71.2K Retweets and comments 392K Likes >
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past The First Half of 2020

Everyone knows that marriage has its ups, its downs, and its in-betweens.

The past six months have been very intense as far as relationships when couples were forced to being together all day. Every day. 

But luckily for us and as you can see from the following tweets, they did not lose their sense of humor at all. 

So here are the funniest relationship tweets of 2020 (so far), guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, or both.


Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past The First Half of 2020 | kat @ratmobbs hate this pandemic if wanted waste my early 20s would have gotten married 2:17 am 1 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 111.5K Retweets 485.4K Likes >
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The best way to distract yourself from the constant issues in your romantic life is to deal with each arising issue with humor. 

Laughing at your own misery can be quite therapeutical and it really helps you deal with almost everything in life.

 It's Friday again and we have some relationship tweets that hilariously sum up what it's like to be in one... 

Relationship tweets | Maddy @madelinesmoth men sit there unmoisturized empty stomach missing toenail and are like think will critique this girl's appearance 9:23 pm 19 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 86.4K Retweets 507.8K Likes >
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Cringy Things Brides And Grooms Have Done At Weddings

For the most part, weddings are beautiful occasions, remembered for all the right reasons. But sometimes, newlyweds can be so horrendously awful that "till death do us part" has the guests wondering if that refers to them as well. An AskReddit thread asking people to share their stories of the cringiest things they've seen a bride and groom do for their wedding has revealed some truly socking tales, making us wonder if true love isn't just a front for 'pure psycho'. We'll let you be the judge of that; scroll through and watch your mouth drop to the floor!

Cringy Things Brides And Grooms Have Done At Their Weddings Cover Photo Example Of Bad Wedding | toxictribe 33.1k points 17 hours ago Bride shows up almost 2 hours late her own wedding. Southern California an open field no water no shade. She shows up and wants get married her yoga outfit groom shut down and she refused change her clothes groom decided leave her looking stupid and they never got married.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Everyone knows that marriage has its ups, its downs, and its in-betweens.

It's Friday and you know the drill...we give you the hilariously brutal relationship tweets we found online in the past week. 

Here are some more, just in case you have missed our previous list.

Funniest relationship tweets | craíg @bigguccicraigy she anemic and her iron man 7:01 pm 13 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 106.8K Retweets 607.4K Likes >
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Men Who Nailed The Whole Husband Thing

Marriage is hard work, but when your husband has a sense of humor, it changes everything and can turn even the most difficult days around. These wives show how their husbands got it right every time, whether on purpose or by mistake. It's the little things that can put a smile on your face!

husbands funny nailed pictures photos wife marriage | I told the husband he left the cap off the toothpaste, so he set up this scene in response. toy kids children figurines
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

You know the drill...Here are some funny tweets guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both.

Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.

Funniest relationship tweets | Annie Hamilton @ANNIE_HAM Dated guy frat who had playlist entitled "if girls show up" 1:01 am 25 May 2020 Twitter Web App 16.8K Retweets 329.2K Likes
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Women Show Off Their Hugely Discounted Wedding Dresses

Weddings are expensive in general, but wedding dresses can hike up the price by a great deal. So, what if you could find your dream wedding dress on Amazon or a thrift store for a fraction of the price (leaving you more to spend on your honeymoon!) These women did exactly that, and understandably, showed off their purchases on the internet. Check out some of these incredible discounts on wedding dresses and be amazed at how cheap they are while still being gorgeous and looking expensive.  

women discounted wedding dress pics reddit show off bride bargain marriage | Here is my $92 dress from Amazon and my homemade bouquet | Bought a dress for $94 on Amazon
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Hilariously Honest Tweets About Married Life

Married life isn't always bliss. Sure, there's lots of love, but it's supplemented by petty arguments over anything and everything, with some nitpicking in-between. These tweets about the reality of married life show just how much couples can get to each other when it comes to the everyday squabbles. But they also show the love within marriages too, so it's not all bad. 

hilarious honest tweets marriage married life relationship twitter funny | Grant Tanaka @GrantTanaka want make dinner wife: nah 's ok honey know still tired doing back 2003 >
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Now, more than ever, relationships are on a test.

Here are some funny tweets guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both.

Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.

Funniest relationship tweets | hot car gatorade (remix local_celeb if im going on date think regardless gender other person should pay. this is rooted fact don't want pay 6:44 pm 24 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 45.2K Retweets 375K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Now, more than ever, relationships are on a test.

Here are some funny tweets guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both.

Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.

Funny relationship tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland Made level marriage where get trouble being able fall asleep so fast. 3:24 pm 8 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 115 Retweets 1.6K Likes >
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Now, more than ever, relationships are on a test. 

Here are some funny tweets guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both.

Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.

Funniest relationship tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy Scah do call husband comes bed eating crunchy apple? Divorce s s called. 7:11 pm 10 May 2020 Buffer 7 Retweets 192 Likes
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