Mansplaining is nothing new. I bet there were smelly cave men who incessantly mansplained fire to cave women when they were already using it to cook their every meal. "No simple woman, you don't understand, it's hot, and red, and it hurts when you touch it." We can only hope that they were eventually roasted... figuratively and/or literally.
Anywho, at least these days the ruthless mansplainers get called out on Twitter and it's hella entertaining for the rest of us.
Mansplainers never fail to amaze us. Their diligence is honestly inspiring. If they put the same amount of effort into something a bit more selfless, like charity work, imagine the things they could accomplish? Alas, they prefer to spend their time bothering innocent people with their unsolicited opinion. At least Twitter keeps them accountable these days. Mansplainers beware, Twitter users are not afraid to roast tf out of you.
It finally appears as though we've reached a point where mansplainers can just barely get away with their bullsh*t-ery, at least on Twitter. There they get roasted so eloquently.
In the real world, however, there are still rogue mansplainers roaming around forcing poor people to listen to their meaningless rants, but we can only roast them one at a time. The final goal will be for mansplainers to actually take a second to ask themselves, "Hold up, did anybody ask me to explain something?" That would simply be monumental.
Welcome to the world of direct messaging. A lot of men like to use this place to be really slick, but unfortunately, most of them are unsuccessful. Men definitely underestimate the bullsh*t detectors that women are essentially born with. Just because we can't see you via text, we can still read between the lines, and rest assured we WILL roast you if it's what you deserve. So be afraid Chads, be very afraid.
Each person has their own special way of blowing off steam. Some of us like to work out, bake, take a long bath. Others prefer to spend their free time engaging in excessive amounts of correct-ile disfunction. For mansplainers, going up to people and answering questions that nobody asked is basically a form of self-care. Who are we to get in the way of someone's self-care routine? You gotta do what you gotta do, but guys, prepare to be roasted via Twitter.
Despite all the work we do to eradicate the toxic masculinity that seeps through society, it is still alive and well. The archaic and unhealthy attitudes that so many men have towards women will take a lot of work to undo totally, and even then, it may not ever really be gone. Just in case you're skeptical, some men go out of their way to let you know that they aren't changing their minds about women's roles and place in society any time soon. One guy took to Twitter to express his feelings on the topic, saying, "Stay away from vulgar women. A feminine, respectful woman values what she speaks or writes. A woman who easily says or writes "f*ck", "vagina", "d*ck" is a NO. Vulgar women are damaged women who come with emotional baggage. FOCUS ON YOUR LIFE. #MasculinitySaturday." As you can imagine, Twitter lost its mind over this insanely ridiculous tweet and clapped back, telling him just how delusional and damaging his thought process was.
mansplaining has fully gone from being one of the most painful experiences a person can endure, to one of the most entertaining things to call out. There is nothing more satisfying than staring at someone blankly as they explain something to you about something they have no idea about, and then plainly saying, "Are you done mansplaining now?" Yes, it's incredibly embarrassing for them and they might get defensive, but if those sensations prevent them from engaging in more corrective dysfunction, it'll all be worth it.
Mansplaining is a fully normalized phenomenon that takes place all over the globe. It's quite amazing how universal it is. There are probably people explaining things they know nothing about in every country and language, isn't that beautiful? We don't know if there will ever be a time without mansplainers, or know-it-alls, it's a pretty established lifestyle. But at least there are more and more people roasting them on Twitter. So at least we get humor out of their uncontrollable bouts of corrective dysfunction.
Mansplaining is definitely not a new phenomenon, but it is quite impressive how people keep developing new and creative ways to mansplain the sh*t out of everything to more and more victims each year The most amazing part is that not a single soul has ever asked them to do it either. People who mansplain genuinely think they're making the world a better place. Maybe it's better to let them think that, their fragile egos simply could not handle the truth at this point.
Enjoy these cringe-worthy mansplaining Tweets, maybe you'll learn something! (You probably won't)
As women, we have to put up with a lot of BS. It's basically our part-time job. People underestimate us or assume things based on how we look, speak, talk, walk. I've literally had men come up to me and say, "OMG you actually have thoughts, that's rad." And no, they were not being sarcastic. Every woman deals with these demeaning comments in different ways, but we can probably all relate to how irritating they can be in real-time.
It's time to address the fact that not all mansplainers are male-identifying. Anyone has the potential to be a mansplainer. It's quite a simple feat. All you have to do is insert your opinion when literally nobody asked. You can start by giving someone a glance, then assume that they are thirsty for information that only you can provide, and then go ahead and proceed to murder their ears with this unsolicited information. They may not appear appreciative in the moment, but surely they will thank you later via Twitter, just like these people.
Enjoy your weekly cringy Tweets about mansplaining.
Is there a mansplainer awareness group yet? It seems a lot of these people could use an outlet. A place where they can freely correct people even though everyone in the room knows there was nothing to correct. There must be some kind of dopamine release that occurs in a mansplainer whenever he gets the privilege of uttering the words, "Well actually..." I can't imagine the struggle.
Here are some more tweets about people who suffer from correctile dysfunction. Pray for them!
Honestly, the mansplainers of the world should start really feeling nervous because women simply do not take it anymore. If you mansplain, you should prepare to be put on blast all over social media for weeks following your decision. And rightfully so.
Right now there is a trend on Tiktok where challenge others to share the worst thing they've ever been mansplained, these people did not hold back. Some of these 'explanations' are painful to hear.
Men have this extremely interesting ability to insert their opinion when literally nobody asked. I wonder who gave them the idea that we are all in need of their constant guidance. Maybe they're born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
No, but seriously, mansplainers need to be told to sit down. There needs to be a consensus that we all have, or else this chronic correctile dysfunction will never cease to exist.
Isn't wonderful that we have mansplainers roaming the streets all over the world. If there is ever a time we feel like being explained something that we already know, there's someone eager to do it! Without fail, men are so generous when it comes to mansplaining. You don't even have to ask! In fact, it's customary that you don't. Mansplainers thrive when people literally don't ask. They prefer to force you into the uncomfortable position of having to listen to them until they've finished petting their ego. It must take years of practice to become such a skilled mansplainer.
Ahhhh the classic 'mansplainer'. 'Mainsplaining' is the explanation of something by a man, typically to a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing. Often times it is about subjects that they have no business speaking about in the first place, but of course, since they have a penis, this apparently makes them an expert in just about every subject. We teamed up with dating blog, The Single Society, to bring you a list of the WORST mansplaining experienced women have had in the dating world.
