mansplainer

Mansplaining has been around for centuries, if not millenniums. You can bet that cavemen mansplained to cavewomen how to build a fire whilst they were already doing it to cook food every day. Corrective dysfunction is nothing new, the only difference is that today people actually get called out for vomiting out complete nonsense when literally nobody asked. It honestly never gets old to see people putting mansplainers on blast every day on Twitter. In terms of calling men out on their BS, we've come so far, and it so inspiring we could cry.

It's time to address the fact that not all mansplainers are male-identifying. Anyone has the potential to be a mansplainer. It's quite a simple feat. All you have to do is insert your opinion when literally nobody asked. You can start by giving someone a glance, then assume that they are thirsty for information that only you can provide, and then go ahead and proceed to murder their ears with this unsolicited information. They may not appear appreciative in the moment, but surely they will thank you later via Twitter, just like these people.

Enjoy your weekly cringy Tweets about mansplaining.

Is there a mansplainer awareness group yet? It seems a lot of these people could use an outlet. A place where they can freely correct people even though everyone in the room knows there was nothing to correct. There must be some kind of dopamine release that occurs in a mansplainer whenever he gets the privilege of uttering the words, "Well actually..." I can't imagine the struggle.

Here are some more tweets about people who suffer from correctile dysfunction. Pray for them!

It must be really hard for mansplainers in this world today. In the past, it was totally acceptable to talk to women as if they were idiots, because, well, women weren't even allowed to be educated. Odds are women were less intelligent than men and needed to be explained things. However, I don't think the mansplainers got the memo that there are actually more women in university than men in the US. So odds are, the woman you're trying to mansplain the economy to actually knows more about it than you. She may have even written her thesis on it. Maybe check yourself before you wreck yourself mansplainers...