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Funniest Tweets About The Notorious 'Walk Of Shame' (April 1, 2021)

The walk of shame has become more iconic than shameful in recent years. There's nothing shameful about getting laid the night prior. Even if you look like absolute garbage right now, at least everyone you cross paths with knows you had a great time last night. Or at the very least, an okay night? I mean, everyone loves a good party. Either way, all is well in the world because now you get to happily skip on over to your own comfy bed! People constantly take to Twitter to joke about the walk of shame, and ya already know we're documenting the best ones on a weekly basis for y'all. 

Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text -Wild KileTM ... @_crylee_ Thinking about a walk of shame I had in college wearing silver heels and a pink fur coat and the guy made me go to the dmv with him before brunch 10:41 PM · Mar 28, 2021 from Charlotte, NC · Twitter for iPhone
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People Redefine 'Netflix and Chill' On Their Own Ridiculously Funny Terms

In the last couple of years, 'Netflix and Chill' has become a staple in our internet meme vernacular. In case you're from another planet and need to gain more insight into Earth's strange culture, 'Netflix and Chill' is actually code for going over to someone's house and hooking up while a mediocre film plays in the background. So for those of you that were looking forward to watching a film, sorry in advance. Make plans for another night. People on Twitter have been bringing back the phrase in their own quirky ways, and we're so here for it. Scroll down to get a gist of what we mean. 

Funny tweets about Netflix and Chill | thumbnail text - Brad Williams ... @funnybrad Dating: Netflix and Chill Married: Netflix and explain who that guy is and what's happening 6:09 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Guys All Women Encounter At Weddings

Ah, wedding season. You've made it to yet another day celebrating the union of two hotties with mediocre personalities adorable lovebirds, and you're feeling good as hell. If you're a bridesmaid, you put your blood, sweat, tears, and savings into the bridesmaid dress, keeping the bride happy, and planning the bachelorette party and the bridal shower. Now, you finally have room to breathe, and you're ready to have a fucking ball. If you're just a mere guest, you still spent a substantial amount of money on the wedding gift, and you want to ensure you get back on your investment through gorgeous groomsmen and an open bar. Besides, love is in the air today, right? Everyone deserves in on some of that action.

Yep, love is in the air for the groom and bride… just maybe not for you. Guys at weddings may look fire on the surface, but you'll soon discover that they're fire alright - total dumpster fires. Below is a list of guys you encounter at weddings. Set your standards low now, ladies. You got a tsunami of disappointment headed your way. God bless the open bar.



guys all women meet at weddings | thumbnail of man dancing at wedding Text - The Hype Man This guy brings a whole new meaning to the term Party Animal. His love language? “Chug! Chug! Chug!" and the Cha-Cha Slide. Just when you think he’s about to go in for a platonic kiss towards the end of the wedding, he passes out on your shoulder.
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