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Women Reveal Jobs Which Are Total Turnoffs In Potential Partners

Attraction works in mysterious ways. Even people's jobs could be a make it or break it. You've heard of horrific dates, now feast your eyes on what women consider to be horrific jobs in a potential partner.  I'm personally a major sucker for finance bros, which probably stems from my gold digger persona - but hey, at least I'm honest with myself. Twitter user @Puff_Iya started a thread asking people about people with employment that makes them "undate-able," and the results were amazing, with some being more unexpected than others. Check 'em out to see if you agree with the "hot" or "not" jobs listed below. 

Funny tweets about turnoff jobs | thumbnail text - trashyflashy @trashyflashyxo Replying to @Puff_lya "entrepreneur". Usually its just shorthand for "I sink my generational wealth into bad ideas that don't help anybody, not even me!" 8:22 PM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Honest Woman Demonstrates How To Find Love Through Her Super Direct Dating Bio

Dating app bios are challenging to fill out. You might know how to portray yourself in person, but how TF are you supposed to express who you are in a short dating bio? A Reddit user on a subreddit on the Bumble thread started a thread about how his fiance piqued his interest on the app, and fellow Redditors loved it! Bumble is a unique dating app that requires women to message men first, so you already know this woman is confident AF. for those of you wondering where to start with your bio, you really don't have to overthink it. One or two clever sentences presenting your awesome sense of humor is enough. Scroll down to see how this modern love story blossomed due to this Bumble woman not taking herself too seriously in her bio! 

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Weekly Round Up Of The Funniest Dating App Tweets (April 7, 2021)

Dating is already a whirlwind of funny stories and emotions, but dating apps? A total game-changer. It doesn't matter what app you're on. Every app has its fair share of weirdos, douchebags, and catfishes. In a world where everyone can be who they wanna be online, what you see isn't always what you get. The people on dating apps also happen to be on Twitter, where they document their experiences and reactions to the apps on a weekly basis. Scroll down 

Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text - Katrina Carruth ... @KatrinaCarruth don't understand why people on dating apps don't list their preferred thermostat temp. It's best to know that up front instead of waiting until your "I'll die if it hits 70" clashes with his "I'll die if it gets below 70" 4:36 AM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Tweets About Exes From People Who Are Definitely Not Looking Back

Whenever you date someone, there are always only two possible outcomes: Either you get hitched, or you break up. It's inevitable. That's not to say it has to end badly, but it is definitely more likely that someone is going to get hurt. All of these things are a part of life. We all get dumped, or lied to, or cheated on, and we need time to cope. Some people take up meditation, some try out therapy, others post on Twitter. Can't tell you whether it's the healthiest coping strategy but it is clearly the most entertaining.

If you have an ex that you're not the biggest fan of you might relate to these hilarious tweets from people who don't give AF.

Funniest Tweets About Exes From People Who Are Definitely Not Looking Back| thumbnail text - name cannot be blank Follow @11111234567890a It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
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People Throw Out The Worst Names To Moan In Bed

There are a lot of things that can ruin the mood in bed. It can be hard to 'resume' after the most un-sexy song pops up on shuffle, or somebody receives a phone call from an ex, or when a not-so-subtle fart sound occurs. But, we already knew that sex is definitely not what it's like in the movies, so we expect weirdness to ensue from time to time.

However, if you find yourself with a partner who has an 'unmoanable' name, you may have to make a decision. Do I say it, even if it ruins the mood? Have they ever even used this name for a love interest in a movie?

If you have some deal-breaker names that you cannot say in bed without laughing, this Reddit thread will probably make you chuckle.

People Throw Out The Worst Names To Moan In Bed| thumbnail text - r/AskReddit - Posted by u/macsredditaccount1 7 hours ago 156 What is the most unmoanable name? 89% Upvoted | 317 Comments Award Share .. RadGrandpaDragon 7 hours ago Fitzhenry
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Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up What Dating Has Been Like This Past Year

Yes, people, it has been a full year since all of this craziness started. It has been one of the most difficult years for hundreds of reasons, but one of the many struggles definitely included making new connections. Dating is already a risk, but suddenly it wasn't just a risk for you, but a risk for your whole family, your whole group of friends, and really the whole world (eventually). Obviously, things aren't 100% back to normal, but they are definitely better than it once was.  Though let me be clear, even though restaurants are opening, don't expect me to get cuffed, I'm still awkward AF.

If your love life took a major L this past year, but you're ready to jump back into the game, you may appreciate the nostalgia that many of these Tweets will bring you.

Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up What Dating Has Been Like This Past Year| thumbnail text - Shyla Watson @shylawhittney me and my hinge date
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People Reveal Their Most Shallow Turnoffs And Ridiculous Dealbreakers

When it comes to dating and hookup partners, we obviously wanna be attracted to our partner of choice. At the same time, we're all aware when we're being a bit ridiculous when it comes to turn-ons and turn-offs that we can't explain. Nonetheless, these are things that we simply cannot get off our minds when it comes to attraction and repulsion. A Reddit user started a thread about people's shallow turnoffs, and many were interestingly specific. Let us know if you relate to any turnoffs listed below, or if you have something to add to the turnoff table. 

People's most shallow turnoffs and dealbreakers | thumbnail text - Senepicmar 2 days ago If she has the same laugh as Janice from Friends
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Women Reveal The Most Horrific Dates They Have Ever Been Set Up On

Dating is hard enough as it is. Your friends wanna help you out, so they suggest a set-up. A lot of the times, they mean well, and you trust them because they're your friends. But you shouldn't trust theirjudgment all the time. A lot of the time, their matchmaking skills aren't as up to par as they think. A Reddit user started a super entertaining thread by asking women about the worst set-ups they have been on, and the responses were pretty hectic. Based on these horror stories, I'm not letting any friends set me up in the near future. Scroll down for some horribly hilarious set-up dating stories. 

Funny reddit thread about worst set-up dates | thumbnail text - KozyTeaSunset 1 day ago Bad, because it turns out my friend wasn't setting me up with him because he thought we would be a good match, but because he told his friend I'm easy and his friend was a virgin apparently. Absolutely no chemistry and the guy was insufferable, he spent a 2 hour date talking about himself and some video game he liked and never asked me anything about myself other than in ways that would relate to him. When I
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Relatable 'Spooning' Tweets For All The Cuddle Buddies Out There

Everyone loves a good spooning session. For those of you who somehow have yet to have heard of spooning, Urban Dictionary defines it as "a form of cuddling in which the taller person (generally the dude) lies facing the same direction as the shorter person (generally the lady) and wraps their arms around the waist from the back, fitting together like spoons."  It's a cute, low-maintenance way to show affection in a relationship - or just a post-sex activity. Whether you're little spoon or big spoon, it's generally welcomed as a jolly good time for all parties involved. Whether they're super single or super in love, the people of Twitter weighed in on the rules of spooning with their own thoughts. Scroll down for this week's funny spooning tweets. 

Funny tweets about spooning | thumbnail text - Will Bartek @Bartek_will ... Normalize men being the little spoon! It's 2021! 7:29 AM · Mar 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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People Who Unlocked A New Level Of Petty When Trying To Get Back At Their S/O

When you've been with someone for a long time, you can really discover their pet-peeves. You gradually learn the best ways to mess with them if they cross you. It's a natural consequence of being extremely close with someone. If your significant other is also your best friend the pranks only get more vicious, and hey, that's just what love is. I don't make the rules sorry.

If you also have a list of ways to get revenge on your partner currently stored in the back of your brain, you might find this list of Tweets both relatable and tactical.

People Who Unlocked A New Level Of Petty When Trying To Get Back At Their Significant Other| thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring. 12:00 AM · Jan 21, 2016 · Twitter for iPhone
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Fifteen Brave People Expose Their Cringe-Worthy Sexual Experiences

Sex can be a very beautiful thing. It is the ultimate connection of two souls, the beginning of new life, one of the best ways to demonstrate your love for someone. But, let's be honest, it's not really always that. Sex is neither what is portrayed in hallmark movies or in violent and sadistic BDSM porn. A lot of the time it is just a way to feel good and make someone else feel good at the same time. 

That's the goal, but sometimes we are not successful. Sometimes sex is just hella embarrassing. There is so much potential for awkwardness, think about all the fart-like sounds your body can make. The ideal situation is that you do it with someone who makes you comfortable, and you then can both laugh it when you accidentally kick him in the face.

Fifteen Brave People Expose Their Cringe-Worthy Sexual Experiences| thumbnail text - Nillabeans • 15h 4 Awards My first one! I was so nervous that I threw up like three times and the third time, while running to the toilet, I actually ran smack into a door and bounced back onto my naked butt. Pretty funny though and it made it impossible to be embarrassed in front of that guy ever again. G Reply 4 633 3 ...
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Funniest Weekly Dating App Tweets For Those Seeking Modern Day Romance (April 3,2021)

Dating apps are a weird place. Whether you're on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, OkCupid, or all of the above, you'll come into contact with many, many weirdos before meeting your Prince Charming - if you do end up meeting him on these apps at all. People take to Twitter on a weekly basis to laugh at their weird dating app experiences. Naturally, we've compiled the best ones from this week for your viewing pleasure. Scroll down and enjoy the realities of the modern dating scene

Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text - ktg @ktjeezetweeter ... Tis the season to use dating apps for baseball season ticket holders 2:43 AM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Thirteen Reasons Why People Are Obsessed With Australians And Their Culture

I don't know about you, but I don't really know anybody who doesn't like Australia (except for maybe Kiwis from New Zealand). Yes, this is 100% a generalization, but the people seem so unproblematic compared to Americans. What's not to like about Australian culture either? You may find that many people have very strong opinions on Vegemite, but personally, it doesn't get in the way of my appreciation for the land down under. So, Australia, keep doing what you're doing, Americans seem to be loving each and every bit of it. 

And if you don't give a sh*t about how American's feel about you that's cool too, you can just laugh at these Tweets.

13 Reasons Why People Are Obsessed With Australians And Their Culture| thumbnail text - Scooter - Amaz... · Nov 23, 2020 •.. I love when bad things happen to Australians and they're like "ooouuurrrrh noeeerrrrurrr" 1
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People Expose The Fetishes They Will Never Understand

Fetishes come in all shapes and sizes... and safety levels. It's hard to know where they come from. There may be no reason why somebody likes to be smacked, or whipped, or licked. And with the porn industry growing quickly it becomes easier and easier for people to discover what really gets them going. If you think you're into something weird, there's probably a platform for you somewhere that will show you how there are actually thousands of people just like you. As long as somebody's fetish is not going to put someone's life at risk, there's usually no harm. Though it's probably best for you to warn your partner before because they may not be into dressing up as animals, or Hilary Clinton.

People Expose The Fetishes They Will Never Understand| thumbnail text - omgyoucunt • 11h 2 Awards Whatever the f they were doing in Two Girls One Cup G Reply 4 714 3 ...
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Fifteen Things Adults Believe All Teenagers Should Know

It's kind of funny how every year we get older and realize there were so many things that we didn't need to stress about so much in our past. My father once told me, "If it's not going to matter in 5 years, it doesn't really matter at all," and now I'm beginning to understand what he meant. Sometimes it can feel like older adults don't understand what younger adults are going through, but usually, they can. They literally went through it themselves and came out the other end okay it seems. 

Of course, some things change, and we face different issues from our parents, but some pieces of advice, like many of the ones mentioned in this Reddit thread, will always be applicable.

Fifteen Things Adults Believe All Teenagers Should Know| thumbnail text - induceddaftfan • 183d OG 58 Awards Cashiers don't care if you buy condoms. 70.4k ...
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Funniest Dating App Tweets Of The Week (March 25, 2021)

We're all out here trying to fill the empty void in our lives with love. By 2021, dating apps have taken the world by storm, serving as the tools that are meant to help us find love in this digital era. Tinder, OkCupid, Hinge, Bumble, or whatever app you're on - you're looking for love, but beneath the facade of love that the apps are poisonous strangers instead of the fuzzy good stuff we're all looking for. The people of Twitter know the disappointment of dating apps all too well and take to the platform to share their thoughts on a weekly basis. Scroll down for the funniest tweets about dating apps from this week. 

Funniest tweets about dating apps this week | thumbnail text - Gordon @bluesbroken Tinder profile V first date 6:47 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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