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This Week's Roundup of Wildest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets (May 2, 2021)

Choosing a life partner is a pretty big deal, but you know what else is a big deal?! Finding a housemate you actually vibe with, or at the very least, someone who is not psycho. However, based on how many crazy roomies there are out there, it's become abundantly clear that there is more than enough psycho to go around - especially on Twitter. Scroll down for this week's best 'psycho roommate' tweets. May it serve as a lesson to you to be way more careful next time you're moving in with someone. 

Funny tweets about psycho roommates | thumbnail text - Electric Loser @GigaWhit Do other people clap during televised speeches or is my roommate as crazy as I think? 5:01 AM · Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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This Week's Batch Of Wildest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets (April 25, 2021)

There are roomies out there that are sweet but psycho in an endearing way, meaning you love them - flaws and all. But what happens if you move in with a roomie that is a full-on psycho with no sweet qualities to redeem themselves? Unfortunately, all hell breaks loose, and you won't even feel safe in your own home. The people of Twitter air the dirty laundry about their crazy roomies on a weekly basis, and you already know we're always here for the tea. Scroll down for this week's batch of psycho roomie tweets, and let us know if you're dealt with crazier. 

Funny tweets about psycho roommates | thumbnail text - treyla @bence_treyla28 ... on yesterday's episode of my roommate from hell, she poured bleach into my laundry while it was in the washer and told me to kill myself. we love a jealous psychopath 12:48 AM · Jan 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Women Reveal The Funniest Triumphs and Defeats Of 'Adulting' (April 18, 2021)

They don't tell you how hard it is to be an adult when you're a kid, so you only find out that adulting is a trap once you become an adult, and at that point, it's too late. Unfortunately, time machines don't exist just yet, so we can't turn back time to the good old days. Until technology advances, we're all in this together, and we totally got this, fam! If generations before us were able to pull it off, we sure as hell can too. Women take to Twitter on a weekly basis to share how they're progressing as adults, and how they're failing too because none of us are perfect and we can always try again next week. Scroll down to get this adulting party started! 

Funny tweets about adulting | thumbnail text - Font - Renee Paquette @ReneePaquette ... People complain about 'adulting', but earlier today I proclaimed I was gonna have pancakes for dinner, I just made and ate said pancakes. It's not all bad. Follow your dreams and 5:57 AM · Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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People Reveal The Funniest Lifehacks Which Changed Their Lives For The Better

Life often gets challenging, so it would be great to know what other people in the world are doing to make it less complicated that it has to be (other than turning to drinking and partying, which are equally as great). Instead of heading to the bar to get advice from that stereotypical insightful bartender that seems to be in every movie, you can turn to Twitter instead for the best and funniest lifehacks. On this platform, people aren't shy when it comes to giving advice. By the time you finish this short list, you'll surely be ready to live your best life. 

Funny tweets avout lifehacks | thumbnail text - ultan @ultB1 Life hack: when you're cutting a pizza at home always make one of the slices really small in case anybody asks you for a slice 12:32 AM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Weekly Roundup Of 'Adulting' Tweets Which Are Painfully Relatable (April 11, 2021)

Who knew being an adult would be this challenging?! When I was a kid, I thought I would automatically get my dream job, and of course, my dream salary. I thought it meant being completely independent and jetting off whenever TF I want to exotic locations. Alas, adulting isn't all it's cracked up to be. The people of Twitter take to the platform to communally complain about the struggles of adulting on a weekly basis, and it's abundantly clear that the struggle is REAL, y'all! Check out this week's most relatable adulting tweets. 

Funny tweets about adulting | thumbnail text - Doc McStuffins @doctuh_p My parents really got me out here working for a living. No trust fund or nothing.
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Funniest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets Of The Week From People Who Live With Monsters (April 11, 2021)

Choosing a home is a grueling process. But the most important thing about your new home is choosing the right roommates. Personally, I could live in a total sh*thole, as long as I have solid roomies by my side. You can have a beautiful home, but if your roommates are out of their minds, it'll turn into a hideous nightmare. The people of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to document all the crazy stuff their roommates have done, and it's pretty hilarious when you're not actually living their nightmare. Scroll down for this week's crazy roomie tweets and count your blessings that you don't have to live in complete turmoil. 

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Funniest Tweets About Going Absolutely Crazy for Carbs

Leading a healthy lifestyle sounds easy in theory, but when it comes to the actual practice, it's not that simple. Fruits and veggies are pretty good, but carbs are objectively better, and this is a basic truth. How are we expected to cut down on pizza, pasta, fries, candy, beer, and more?! This healthy lifestyle demands too much of us, and the people of Twitter get the struggle. They share their deep relationship with carbs on a daily basis, and their thoughts couldn't be more relatable. Scroll down to spiritually consume all of the carbs... and inevitably physically consuming them yourself too. 

Funny tweets about carbs | thumbnail text - Joél Leon. ... @JoelakaMaG why have abs when you can have carbs instead? 12:53 AM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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Iconic Weekly 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets (April 4, 2021)

Choosing your roomies isn't a life choice that people focus on a lot, but it definitely should be. Yes, choosing a career or a spouse are a major life choice, but your roomies set the tone for how your entire year is gonna go. Your house is supposed to be your anchor, your safe space, and the one place in the world you can always rely on. If your roommates are psycho, your whole life is likely to follow suit. Scroll down for this week's tweets about the crazy roomies the people of Twitter have had to deal with. Maybe you'll be more careful when it comes to choosing who your next roommates are. 

Funny tweets about crazy roommates | thumbnail text - Isa Jones @ThelsaJones ... Crazy roommate: I'm v focused on the environment and mother earth! Also crazy roommate: Moves out,leaves $200 of unopened food, and tries to "recycle" a bunch of trash including unused household goods 6:15 PM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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Weekly 'Adulting' Tweets Which Are So Relatable It Hurts

Functioning as a proper adult is way harder than we thought. Things we never believed would become issues in our wildest dreams have now taken over our lives. Like, who knew that bills keep adding up until you pay them? Who knew showering for an hour straight would become a luxury that we can't exactly afford? Who knew you had to go to your job on a daily basis or risk not getting paid? Definitely not me. The people of Twitter rant about many things 24/7, and unsurprisingly, having to 'adult' till the end of time is one of them. Scroll down for this week's batch of funniest 'adulting' tweets. Because when the going gets tough, at least we have Twitter. 

Funny tweets about 'adulting | thumbnail text - Ricardo A. @Ricaaduh ... Adulting is soup and I'm a fork. 6:15 AM · Apr 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Relatable 'Adulting' Tweets From This Week (March 29, 2021)

Who knew adulting could be so rough? When I was a youth, all I wanted to do was grow up and finally attain independence on my own. Looking back, those were the best days of my life, and I should have cherished them more. The Twitter-sphere also laments the struggles of adulting on a weekly basis, and these hilarious tweets couldn't be more accurate! Join us in complaining about being an adult and scroll down for the best 'adulting' tweets of the week. 

Funniest tweets about 'adulting' from this week | thumbnail text - lexi taylor @itslexitaylor ... Adulting is getting excited about buying a new air purifier and also looking at vacuums 3:02 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Iconic 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets We Saw This Week (March 29, 2021)

Your roomies can either be the love of your life or sent to you directly from hell. When unfortunately the latter, many times you can't move out because you're signed onto a lease and feel guilty tricking someone into replacing you. Or it's just too darn expensive to live alone and this is the only apartment you can afford or find right now. Either way, Twitter definitely understands your struggle and has taken to documenting the crazy actions of their psycho roommates on a weekly basis. Just know that you're not alone, and scroll down to hear about roommates that just might be crazier than yours. 

Funny tweets about psycho roommates this week | thumbnail text - JasonMach7 If ever think have crazy roommate just remember mine is currently trying get arrested 8:33 AM Mar 22, 2021 Twitter iPhone
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Tweets For Women Who Go Wild For Wine

Back in the college days, getting blackout was all the rage. Alas, we have evolved since then, and our bodies just can't handle hard liquor like they used to. Unfortunately, we actually need to wake up for work the next day, and getting absolutely trashed just won't cut it. Cue wine, the magical grape juice for adults that keeps us going when the going gets tough. Red or white or pink, wine always helps us cool down after a loooong day at work, and has us ladies feelin' some type of way. The women of Twitter get passionate about their love for wine on the daily. Naturally, we've collected the best wine tweets from this week so that you could get in on the action too. Scroll down to go absolutely wild for wine. 

Funny tweets from women who are passionate about wine | thumbnail text - Wine_HoneyM @Wine_honey1 These people act like they've never seen anyone hanging out in the kiddie pool at the water park with two wine boxes on their arms as floatation devices. 7:52 PM · Mar 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Relatable Tweets Which Capture The Essence Of Single Life

Being single is a wild ride. Either you're living your best life through focusing on yourself while simultaneously flirting with the whole world, or waking up suddenly in the dead of night, feeling supalonely with no one to cuddle with. Sometimes you find yourself yearning to dance the night away with your fellow single buddies, but other times you find yourself yearning to be in a simple, loving relationship. Twitter is full of people sharing their thoughts about the single life, and many of them hit really close to home. Scroll down for the best tweets about being single this week. 

Tweets about living the single life | thumbnail text - Mr $a!nt @Saintnicholas2 This single life is biting hard day by day 7:27 PM - Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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'Adulting' Tweets From This Week Which Are So Relatable It Hurts (March 21, 2021)

As kids, we never knew how draining adulting could be. We imagined adulthood as staying up all night while stuffing our faces with all the junk food in the world without any consequences whatsoever. The concept of 'healthy lifestyle' had yet to enter our vocabulary. Alas, we now know the truth about adulthood. Unfortunately, we have to stick to our own curfews in order to be able to function the next day and hold back on junk food sometimes because that will ultimately lead to a downward spiral from both a physical and emotional standpoint. The people of Twitter know the struggle of adulting too well and take to the platform every week to share their grievances. Check out the best adulting tweets from this week. 

Funniest tweets about adulting this week | thumbnail tweet - @meganflockhart Adulting is dealing with disappointment never turned out be mutant with super powers 1:17 AM Mar 21, 2021 Twitter iPhone
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Funniest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets We Saw This Week (March 21, 2021)

Everyone's always talking about what drives them absolutely mad about their spouse or significant other, who are fellow humans that they obviously spend much of their time with. But what about that roommate that you just can't stand? Not because they're simply annoying, but rather because they're batsh*t crazy. At least you're somewhat in love with your spouse. When you have to live with a total psycho who you don't even have feelings or respect for, you're essentially unlocked a whole 'nother level of hell when it comes to living conditions. Luckily, the Twitter world understands your pain and takes to the platform to share their struggles with psycho roommates on a daily basis. Scroll down for the best tweets about crazy roommates from this week. 

The funniest tweets about psycho roommates | thumbnail text - Gengar @fiendskrah My mom's roommate plays monopoly by stacking all of her money in her hand without organizing it. Just stacking on top as it comes in. Absolute psycho shit 6:17 AM · Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Funniest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets Of The Week (March 15, 2020)

Choosing good roommates is integral to a healthy state of mind. When the world is falling apart, you gotta know that you can always return to a safe, Zen state of mind back home. However, if your roommates end up being batsh*t crazy, then Houston, we have a problem. There is no safe space to return to anymore. The world is psycho, and now so is your home. You will never be at peace. The only place you can go to vent about your crazy living situation is online. Enter the Twitter-sphere. Every week, people take to Twitter to document everything their crazy roommate has been up to lately. Here are their stories, in 140 characters or less. 

Twitter users document their psycho roommate stories | thumbnail text - jake @jakehovan Today is the 1 year anniversary of my past psycho roommate throwing the fish tank in the middle of the street at 3 AM in a blacked out rampage 7:38 PM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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