You’re not poor, your taste in men is.

Sometimes you have to create an asphalt monster to keep your kids from running into the road—might not be the suggested technique, but it works.

If we could turn back time... to the good ole days

Sometimes, we simply can not function during a workday . In layman's terms, we literally can't even. Because we're still expected to act like adults , we need to come up with good excuses to get out of things when we literally can't even. Twitter user @ rakeshsatyal tweeted about how we need to normalize replying with “what” to emails when we don't know what's flying, and we wholeheartedly agree. People contributed to the thread with their two cents regarding getting out of work or putting off…

Glow up with Twitter for the new year

Bad, bad advice

Twitter knows what's good

Let's glow up together

Thankful for these ridiculous hacks

Hacking life with Twitter

Hacking life with Twitter

Prepare yourselves

Hacking life with Twitter

Hacking life with Twitter

Hacking life with Twitter

Hack it with Twitter