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The Funny White Lies People Told To Try And Get Out Of Awkward Situations

No one tells the truth 100% of the time; it's impossible. Oh, you do, we heard you say? Well then... there's another lie! Truth is a relative concept (sort of) because sometimes we need to tell a white lie here and there to make life a little less awkward. And if there are traces of the truth in the lie, then it's not that bad. Maybe. Sort of. To make you feel better about all the white lies you tell, here are some of the funniest and most creative ones other people have tried to get away with. We give them a ten out of ten for creativity!

funniest white lies people told | thumbnail text - Adam Gaylord @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. Public Librar MURSULAM @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing
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People Who Got Caught Red-Handed Lying On Social Media

People lie about things all the time; it's human nature. And if you say you've never lied about anything, then you're lying! But lying on social media is a new level of risk because anyone can call you out on your lies and make a public busting. You can then end up on the internet on a viral list like this one, looking like a real a-hole. Check out how these liars were called out, and are probably regretting their lies big time.

people who got busted lying on social media - thumbnail includes two tweets | Text - @ChrisEvans ASP Fake | Chris Evans @ChrisEvans ASP Fake. Sorry. niyah @niyahjimenez GIRL WTFSJJSE JUST TXTED MY NUMBER NEIGHBOR AND- Thank lords have an iPhone um hey s name? america's ass SKSKSKSKSKSKSKKS HAHAHA LOVE MARVEL lol FaceTime Um okay | Because melting point gold is 1064°C and wood fire burns at around 600°C After all aftermath and destruction Notre Dame fire alter and cross remained untouched. Please
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Retail Workers Reveal The Lies They Tell Customers To Get Out Of Things

Being in the service industry and having a customer-facing role means working with people every day. That can get pretty exhausting, especially when you're hungover, you don't know the answers to their questions, or you just aren't in the mood. The result? You might tell a white lie here and there. The trick is getting away with it, and it's a lot easier than you'd think. In fact, there may be some lies that you've fallen for yourself. Retails workers tweetedsome of the lies they tell their customers to get away with things when they mess up, and we recognize a few of them ourselves. Do you spot any that you've been sold by an unruly server?

retail workers reveal the lies they tell customers to get out of things | thumbnail text - makayla @makaylathinks i once worked with someone who told customers "sorry, it's my first day!" any time they messed up. for 2 years straight 4:46 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 66.1K Retweets 15.1K Quote Tweets 824.2K Likes
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Woman Neglects To Tell Close Friend That She Used To Sleep With Her Husband

Sometimes we choose to keep things to ourselves to avoid hurting someone's feelings. Even with really close friends, there are certain truths that are better unsaid. Like if their pants were see-through all day, or they had something in their teeth while talking to their crush. What's the point of telling them? Especially if it's after the fact, it will only cause post-traumatic embarrassment.

However, if you're really going to call someone your close friend, and your withholding some deep dark secrets from... good luck.

Women Neglects To Tell Close Friend That She Used To Sleep With Her Husband| Thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/LingLing88888 · 5h 3 1 AITA for not disclosing my sex life to the bride when I was a part of her wedding party? My friend "Abby" is beside herself and is having a meltdown over something that happened over 7 years ago, while we were in college.
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TikTokers Expose The Biggest Lies They Were Told By Their Parents

White-lies are necessary sometimes — especially when dealing with children. They are so curious about absolutely everything. Those little buggers can be ruthless with questions if you find yourself caught on 'Why Train.' It's exhausting.

'Why do I need to wear a seatbelt'

'Because it's safer'

'But Why?'

'Because it protects you from...'

It is at this point that you start to think, is it worth it to explain all the possible things that can go wrong during a car ride to this little child?

'It protects you from... the hiccups'

Seems like a legitimate enough answer. But then this little kid is going to need a thorough re-explanation later in life, and you're responsible.

TikTokers Expose The Biggest Lies They Were Told By Their Parents| Thumbnail text - Tell me the biggest lie an adult has told you TikTok @ christy_lats
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People Reveal What Screams 'I'm Very Insecure'

Most of us are insecure at some point in our lives. Or we have things about ourselves that we wish we could change. It's totally normal. What varies from person to person is how we choose to deal with our insecurities. Do we avoid the topic, or do we exclaim the opposite? Either way, it usually doesn't take a genius to notice that someone is covering up insecurity. Just like most things, there are definitely some tell-tale signs.

People Reveal What Screams 'I'm Very Insecure'| thumbnail text -
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People Tweet Stories Which Seem Like Lies But Actually Happened

We all go through life hoping the be the main character, and it's just not always the case. However, sometimes crazy sh** happens to us that makes us think, "Is this real life? This is my life?" In those moments we feel more human than ever. Is it a coincidence? A miracle? We will never know. But one thing is for sure, it will sure as hell make a good story.

People Tweet Stories That Seem Like Lies But Actually Happened|
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Women Unveil Embarrassing Things They Actually Believed As Kids

Kids are extremely curious. Sometimes it's rather unbearable. They will willingly ask 100+ questions a day until they exhaust every adult around them. Sometimes though, they will find the answer on their move on with their little lives. The only issue is that that answer may be complete nonsense, and eventually that little kid will grow up to be a big adult and they will have to actually understand what is going on around them. Hopefully, somebody corrects them before it's too late.

Women Expose Funny Things They Actually Believed As Kids| Thumbnail text - my-destructive-side 8 months ago I scolded my dad for drinking juice while he was driving once because I thought it was literally illegal to drink and drive. 7 + Share •..
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Women Reveal Ridiculous Stories Of How They Swore They Were Pregnant

Okay, this is definitely a thing. As girls, we usually all learn about what being pregnant is before we fully understand what sex is. This results in a delay of information, a disconnect you might say. We know that we are the gender that has babies, but what leads up to that? Some parents will try to scare their kids by saying that they can get pregnant in all kinds of ways. Thank god we have the internet these days. Just try not to get sucked into the "I didn't know I was pregnant" stories.

Women Reveal Ridiculous Stories Of How They Swore They Were Pregnant| Thumbnail text - vaccum_the_tub 11 months ago When I got my first period , at the age of 11, my mom told me not to laugh with guys or I'd get pregnant. Fastforward a day later, I laugh at a joke with a male classmate of mine; I went home bawling my eyes out thinking I was pregnant. 19 Give Award Share Report Save
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People Reveal The Strangest Lies Their Parents Told Them

Let's be honest, children ask too many questions. It's a beautiful thing how creative they are, but it can also get freaking annoying to explain every single thing in the world to them. If you get them down the "why" train you'll never be able to escape.

 "Mommy, why can't I go outside?" 

"Because it's freezing"

 "Why?"

"Because temperature is under 30 degrees" 

"Why?" 

"Because it's winter" 

"Why?" 

"Because we're in the northern hemisphere of Earth"

"Why"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Sometimes it's just easier to throw in a white lie.

People Reveal The Strangest Lies Their Parents Told Them | Thumbnail text - hfrjdbvhjbfdv 1 month ago If you eat chocolate you transform into chocolate Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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Men Reveal What They Think Women Lie About

So apparently there is a thread, actually a couple of threads, on Reddit that men use to express what lies they think they've been told to by women. Some of them seem pretty angry about it too, let's go through and assess these terrible falsehoods we've been spreading. It's our right as women to know what lies we are telling after all. We can change!

exposing thirteen things men think women lie about| thumbnail text - Font - FancyJackets 6 years ago Everything! 1 Share ... seatbeltsniffer 6 years ago That they dont find "a holes" attractive. 1 Share ...
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Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

Honesty is an important virtue that a majority of parents try to instill on their young ones, so they can grow to be well-rounded individuals. 

Not these parents, of course. 

Just kidding, we know a little white lie never hurt anyone! In fact, some lies can end up benefiting the kid and their poor, exhausted parents. So what's the harm? Plus, it's kind of freakin' hilarious.

Here is a collection of ridiculous lies that parents have convinced their kids were truths: 

funny lies tweets parents parenting twitter kids lol | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ try really hard not lie my kids Also can't go Disney world 's locked
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50 Stories That We Bet Have Never Actually Happened

We'll take "Things That Never Happened" for 500, Alex. Here's a healthy size dump of stories that more than likely never happened. And are actually pretty darn cringey. Enjoy! 

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21 Tweets That Prove Kids Aren't The Greatest Liars

We've all told a little white lie... something like "No, I didn't eat the last cookie..." and so sometimes we are believed. But sometimes kids push to boundaries a little too far. So why not take it to twitter to call out all those little liars? David Thrope wanted to know...

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