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My Dating Nightmare: Guy Was 45 Minutes Late, Then Wouldn't Pay For Drinks

Rule number one when you're on a date is to always keep cool and give a good impression. Even if you're raging inside, never ever EVER show it on the outside. It's not a good look. Rule number two? Don't be a cheapskate. Again, not a good look. 

In our latest tale of dating debacles from real women in NYC, brought to us by The Single Society, it seems like this guy missed both those memos. Big time! The dating world is a tough one, but hey, at least bad dates make good stories, right? 

pop art illustration of guy shaking fist - funny story about guy who argued with manager and brought his own bottle of wine to bar | He argued with the manager, then slipped his bottle of wine under the table cloth, deviously attempting to open it with a miniature pocket knife on his key chain.
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Memes About Being Late Help Pass The Time (29 Memes)

It's not us, it's the traffic. But if you're gonna be late anyway, might as well look at some memes.

And if you're looking for inspiration here are some of the dumbest but legit excuses people used when they were late. Some days are just really not salvageable. No matter how hard you try, you can't escape the inevitable suck that is just waiting to fall on you. So beat it to the punch and admit that its true: Some days it just seems like all we have are bad breaks and coffee breaks, often in that order. But if you're struggling to make it through the week and make it on time, commiserate with these memes all about the struggles of the work week. At least one person there will be late too. 

funny rihanna and paris hilton memes about always being late
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