We're complex, okay?

Can't plan a future with someone who doesn't include you in their plans

Dibs!!

DO NOT TIP

A non-refundable life lesson

All he gets a participation trophy... aka the kid

When chasing the impossibility of a ‘perfect wedding’, brides will often lose sight of what actually matters at the end of the day

The wedding process is every couple’s first real trial in their marriage. Some would argue that the assembly of one’s first piece of IKEA furniture is what tests everyone’s patience, but truthfully, it’s the budget-juggling, decision-making, and all-out drama of the wedding planning process that truly puts a relationship to the test.

They boarded as strangers, had a meet cute in the aisles, then disembarked somewhere far more exotic

Career over a man any day

Suddenly this 'penny-pinching' isn't so silly now, is it?

Real femininity doesn't look like a makeup tutorial or a perfect manicure. The realness of a woman's world is more accurately portrayed by unbridled chaos, an unwashed Stanley cup, and the undeniable need to buy oneself a ‘little treat’

There's only so many times a person can say, 'that's crazy' while another mom rants

Cardigan season is coming

Throw the whole man away

I want my Ferrari with bumper stickers on it, thanks