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parents tweet about their kids causing mess and destruction everywhere | thumbnail text - Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom Did you know that 2 cups of Rice Krispies can cover an area of over 5 feet? Did you also know that the Krispies can be spilled & crushed in the time it takes an adult woman to pee? I do. Now.

Parents Tweet About Their Kids Being Destructive Little Demons

funny skills that parents picked up by mistake (twitter thread) | thumbnail text - SpacedMom @copymama ... There are certain instinctive mom skills that can't be taught. Like sensing exactly how long you have to hold on to a dandelion your kid picked for you before it's safe to discreetly toss it aside. 5:22 PM · Jun 8, 2019 · Twitter Web Client

Funny Tweets About The Special Skills Parents Develop By Mistake

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parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes

Parents Tweet About Their Kids' Creepy Imaginary Friends

vintage book of funny fancy dress costume ideas for adults and kids Jane Asher's fancy dress sandwich man

Woman Finds Vintage Costume Guide From Back In The Day, Hilarity Ensues

Mothers share what their children are made of based on their pregnancy cravings| Thumbnail text - Emulocks 1 month ago Oldest kid is made out of Cajun McChickens, middle is spicy pickled okra, and the youngest is Coke Slurpees.

Moms Reveal What Their Kids Are Made Of Based On their Pregnancy Cravings

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Funny tweets about the difference between parenting first and second kids Thumbnail | Text- Ohio Momma ... @ClevelandMomma Breastfeeding first kid: Always writes down which boob I started on + what time Breastfeeding second kid: feels boobs and tries to guess which is fuller- has no idea how often baby eats 2:27 AM May 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 23 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 198 Likes

Funny Tweets About Parenting First Vs Second Kids

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Mom Jeans @momjeansplease I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there. 4:46 PM · Jan 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 45.1K Retweets 5.2K Quote Tweets 782.7K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 17, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of 2020 - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Just when I thought we had turned a corner on this clusterfuck of a year, my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 8:17 PM Sep 18, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 132 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of 2020

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funny tweets from people who don't want kids | thumbnail Text - Chef Neecie @WineWeedWife We spent $12,775 on daycare last year, for anyone currently using the pull out method. 2:15 AM · Apr 18, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 32.1K Retweets 3.9K Quote Tweets 123.2K Likes >

Funny Tweets From People Who Don't Want Kids

funny video of mom sterilizing all baby bottles and baby eating dirt anyway

Motherhood 101: Kids Will Put Anything In Their Mouths

people share their bizarre childhood beliefs | thumbnail Text - Moose Friend @sarahthemoose Replying to @Kristen Arnett My dad told me the appendix was an organ our cavemen ancestors needed to hold rocks to grind up their food I was TWENTY TWO about to go in for emergency surgery, crying "I've never even eaten any rocks" when the ER docs had a good laugh at me 5:08 PM · Dec 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >

People Reveal Weird Childhood Beliefs

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funniest parenting tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Emily @emily_tweets Well my 3 year old overheard my husband, and now thinks 'sit on my face' is a fun thing to say while playing. 9:31 PM · Dec 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 195 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 2.4K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 27, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo my kid had her whole class make birthday cards for her dog who celebrated his birthday yesterday. we don't have a dog. 8:47 PM · Dec 14, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 274 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 2.3K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 20, 2020)

funny tiktok of parents show that they have kids without saying they have kids | thumbnail includes three images trash and junk food wrappers on the car's floor and woman showing an empty wallet

Parents Show They Have Kids Without Speaking (Funny TikToks)

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parenting memes reminding you of the joy of kids | thumbnail My child get up go poop son bitch | Ah parenting. Yes s crayon my coffee. And no, I didn't find out until I reached bottom

Parenting Memes Reminding You Of The Joy Of Kids

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Somewhere a dad just traded his kid's bike for meth, but sure, l'm the "worst dad on earth" because youtube is buffering. 12:45 AM Dec 12, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 108 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 14, 2020)

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17-year-old demands dad buy him $80k convertible, father grounds him instead after school principal reveals his bratty misbehavior: “My son isn’t getting his phone or Xbox anytime soon”

17-year-old demands dad buy him $80k convertible, father grounds him instead after school principal reveals his bratty misbehavior: “My son isn’t getting his phone or Xbox anytime soon”

Woman refuses to host 4th of July party after sister accuses her of being a “bad host” and insists she put a fence around pool for special needs 13-year-old: “She purposely kept less of an eye on him”

Woman refuses to host 4th of July party after sister accuses her of being a “bad host” and insists she put a fence around pool for special needs 13-year-old: “She purposely kept less of an eye on him”

Toxic guy expects friend to change her original lunch plans to fit his demands, throws a fit when she refuses, goes on to complain to his friends in her own home: 'Luis seemed a bit distant and moody'

Toxic guy expects friend to change her original lunch plans to fit his demands, throws a fit when she refuses, goes on to complain to his friends in her own home: 'Luis seemed a bit distant and moody'

Girlfriend plans boyfriend's birthday week around her favorite hobbies, he publicly refuses to join: 'I told her I'm not doing that for my birthday'

Girlfriend plans boyfriend's birthday week around her favorite hobbies, he publicly refuses to join: 'I told her I'm not doing that for my birthday'

26 Harry Potter Memes for Magical Hogwarts Ladies Flying on Brooms Around the Castle

26 Harry Potter Memes for Magical Hogwarts Ladies Flying on Brooms Around the Castle

Aunt gives away family business to random 30-year-old employee instead of her son, he quits on the spot and she blames the other workers for ruining their relationship: “They haven’t talked since that day”

Aunt gives away family business to random 30-year-old employee instead of her son, he quits on the spot and she blames the other workers for ruining their relationship: “They haven’t talked since that day”

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