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5 Year Old Raises $150 To Convince Her Parents To Change Her Name| thumnail text - Charlotte So, my girl has $150 to change her name from Dear mommy a n o aVer IliKe iTah me up onil's pr IDon'is charle I don't like Charlie, Charlotte is my passion, Love, Charlie Charlie to Charlotte, she had my dad make her a backpack, that says Charlotte on it

Five-Year-Old Raises $150 To Convince Her Parents To Change Her Name

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Parents Discuss Times People Without Kids Had No Idea What They Were Talking About| thumbnail text - Ninotchk 2 months ago Someone I know suggested doing using maternity leave to do your masters. ↑ 137 Reply Give Award Share Report Save

Parents Discuss Times People Without Kids Had No Idea What They Were Talking About

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People Reveal Words Their Families Completely Made Up

parents tweet about their kids causing mess and destruction everywhere | thumbnail text - Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom Did you know that 2 cups of Rice Krispies can cover an area of over 5 feet? Did you also know that the Krispies can be spilled & crushed in the time it takes an adult woman to pee? I do. Now.

Parents Tweet About Their Kids Being Destructive Little Demons

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funny skills that parents picked up by mistake (twitter thread) | thumbnail text - SpacedMom @copymama ... There are certain instinctive mom skills that can't be taught. Like sensing exactly how long you have to hold on to a dandelion your kid picked for you before it's safe to discreetly toss it aside. 5:22 PM · Jun 8, 2019 · Twitter Web Client

Funny Tweets About The Special Skills Parents Develop By Mistake

parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes

Parents Tweet About Their Kids' Creepy Imaginary Friends

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Woman Finds Vintage Costume Guide From Back In The Day, Hilarity Ensues

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Mothers share what their children are made of based on their pregnancy cravings| Thumbnail text - Emulocks 1 month ago Oldest kid is made out of Cajun McChickens, middle is spicy pickled okra, and the youngest is Coke Slurpees.

Moms Reveal What Their Kids Are Made Of Based On their Pregnancy Cravings

Funny tweets about the difference between parenting first and second kids Thumbnail | Text- Ohio Momma ... @ClevelandMomma Breastfeeding first kid: Always writes down which boob I started on + what time Breastfeeding second kid: feels boobs and tries to guess which is fuller- has no idea how often baby eats 2:27 AM May 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 23 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 198 Likes

Funny Tweets About Parenting First Vs Second Kids

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Mom Jeans @momjeansplease I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there. 4:46 PM · Jan 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 45.1K Retweets 5.2K Quote Tweets 782.7K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of 2020 - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Just when I thought we had turned a corner on this clusterfuck of a year, my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 8:17 PM Sep 18, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 132 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of 2020

funny tweets from people who don't want kids | thumbnail Text - Chef Neecie @WineWeedWife We spent $12,775 on daycare last year, for anyone currently using the pull out method. 2:15 AM · Apr 18, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 32.1K Retweets 3.9K Quote Tweets 123.2K Likes >

Funny Tweets From People Who Don't Want Kids

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people share their bizarre childhood beliefs | thumbnail Text - Moose Friend @sarahthemoose Replying to @Kristen Arnett My dad told me the appendix was an organ our cavemen ancestors needed to hold rocks to grind up their food I was TWENTY TWO about to go in for emergency surgery, crying "I've never even eaten any rocks" when the ER docs had a good laugh at me 5:08 PM · Dec 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >

People Reveal Weird Childhood Beliefs

funniest parenting tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Emily @emily_tweets Well my 3 year old overheard my husband, and now thinks 'sit on my face' is a fun thing to say while playing. 9:31 PM · Dec 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 195 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 2.4K Likes

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