kids

Advertisement

Funniest Tweets From Parents Who Caught Their Kids When They Were Up To No Good| thumbnail text - - non podchametz ... @crookedroads770 Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying "Are you sure this is a good idea" and my five year old son replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life 10:21 PM · Jan 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 58.1K Retweets 2,980 Quote Tweets 703.8K Likes

Funniest Tweets From Parents Who Caught Their Kids When They Were Up To No Good

Funny tweets from parents showing how seriously their kids take birthdays | thumbnail text - *sigh*clops @aotakeo ... My daughter turned 5 today. She is currently having a meltdown bc she "still looks 4" 7:12 PM Feb 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 194 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 3,083 Likes

Funny Tweets From Parents Showing How Seriously Their Kids Take Birthdays

Advertisement

funny tweets from parents about their kids' shoe struggles | thumbnail text - MyMomologue @MyMomologue ... Me: I believe in gentle parenting. Also me: I swear to God, Sweetheart, if you don't put your shoes on, Mommy's going to lose her shit. 10:26 PM Feb 5, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 306 Likes

Funny Tweets From Parents About Their Kids' Shoe Struggles

funny tweets about the weird names kids give to things | thumbnail text - Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 ... My son referred to some lady's cleavage as her "crack in the front" & I just can never unhear this now. 8:46 PM May 12, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 151 Likes

Funny Tweets About The Weird Names Kids Give To Things

parents reveal how they try and get away with being the tooth fairy | thumbnail text - messicanamerican 2 days ago When my daughter lost her tooth I completely forgot to do the swap and she told me the next morning, I made a letter from the tooth fairy explaining how she couldn't leave her money because of how messy her room was that she hurt herself trying and would come back when her room was all tidy. Gave me time to get some cash and a reason for her to tidy her room.

Funniest Stories About Parents Pretending To Be The Tooth Fairy For Their Kids

Advertisement

funny parenting tweets, repeat, ignore, funny twitter, things kids say, things parents say | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 If on fence about having kids, repeat "Put shoes on, please" 100 times row until blinding rage see if 's right

Tweets About How Parenting Is An Endless Cycle Of Being Ignored By Your Kids

5 Year Old Raises $150 To Convince Her Parents To Change Her Name| thumnail text - Charlotte So, my girl has $150 to change her name from Dear mommy a n o aVer IliKe iTah me up onil's pr IDon'is charle I don't like Charlie, Charlotte is my passion, Love, Charlie Charlie to Charlotte, she had my dad make her a backpack, that says Charlotte on it

Five-Year-Old Raises $150 To Convince Her Parents To Change Her Name

Parents Discuss Times People Without Kids Had No Idea What They Were Talking About| thumbnail text - Ninotchk 2 months ago Someone I know suggested doing using maternity leave to do your masters. ↑ 137 Reply Give Award Share Report Save

Parents Discuss Times People Without Kids Had No Idea What They Were Talking About

Advertisement

funny tweets from parents about hiding from your kids | thumbnail text - MichiMama ... @michimama75 Hiding from my family in the bathroom, drinking coffee. So far 2021 is more of the same. 5:23 PM - Jan 1, 2021 Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents Who Need To Constantly Hide From Their Kids

funny made up words and phrases used only by your family members

People Reveal Words Their Families Completely Made Up

parents tweet about their kids causing mess and destruction everywhere | thumbnail text - Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom Did you know that 2 cups of Rice Krispies can cover an area of over 5 feet? Did you also know that the Krispies can be spilled & crushed in the time it takes an adult woman to pee? I do. Now.

Parents Tweet About Their Kids Being Destructive Little Demons

Advertisement

funny skills that parents picked up by mistake (twitter thread) | thumbnail text - SpacedMom @copymama ... There are certain instinctive mom skills that can't be taught. Like sensing exactly how long you have to hold on to a dandelion your kid picked for you before it's safe to discreetly toss it aside. 5:22 PM · Jun 8, 2019 · Twitter Web Client

Funny Tweets About The Special Skills Parents Develop By Mistake

parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes

Parents Tweet About Their Kids' Creepy Imaginary Friends

vintage book of funny fancy dress costume ideas for adults and kids Jane Asher's fancy dress sandwich man

Woman Finds Vintage Costume Guide From Back In The Day, Hilarity Ensues

Advertisement

Mothers share what their children are made of based on their pregnancy cravings| Thumbnail text - Emulocks 1 month ago Oldest kid is made out of Cajun McChickens, middle is spicy pickled okra, and the youngest is Coke Slurpees.

Moms Reveal What Their Kids Are Made Of Based On their Pregnancy Cravings

Funny tweets about the difference between parenting first and second kids Thumbnail | Text- Ohio Momma ... @ClevelandMomma Breastfeeding first kid: Always writes down which boob I started on + what time Breastfeeding second kid: feels boobs and tries to guess which is fuller- has no idea how often baby eats 2:27 AM May 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 23 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 198 Likes

Funny Tweets About Parenting First Vs Second Kids

Trending Now

25-year-old woman collects over 150 signatures to ban kids from neighborhood swimming pool once a week, parents fight back when rule gets implemented: "Y'all, it was so peaceful"

25-year-old woman collects over 150 signatures to ban kids from neighborhood swimming pool once a week, parents fight back when rule gets implemented: "Y'all, it was so peaceful"

27 Lord of the Rings Memes for Couples on a Romantic Walk Through Middle Earth (April 21, 2025)

27 Lord of the Rings Memes for Couples on a Romantic Walk Through Middle Earth (April 21, 2025)

Woman criticizes future sister-in-law’s parenting after babysitting for her nephew, she’s uninvited to the wedding as a result: “You have no right to question her parenting”

Woman criticizes future sister-in-law’s parenting after babysitting for her nephew, she’s uninvited to the wedding as a result: “You have no right to question her parenting”

“You want the whole family to fail”: Father favors stepchildren over bio son and demands he’s taken out of private school to keep things “equal,” ex-wife refuses

“You want the whole family to fail”: Father favors stepchildren over bio son and demands he’s taken out of private school to keep things “equal,” ex-wife refuses

Mom can no longer deny favoritism allegations after breaking promise to 16-year-old daughter to spend one-on-one time with her for her birthday despite doing so for her other children: "I will never believe she doesn't prefer them"

Mom can no longer deny favoritism allegations after breaking promise to 16-year-old daughter to spend one-on-one time with her for her birthday despite doing so for her other children: "I will never believe she doesn't prefer them"

24 Toys from the 90s That Will Transport Every Millennial Back to Girlhood

24 Toys from the 90s That Will Transport Every Millennial Back to Girlhood

Advertisement