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Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation| thumbnail text - @IDontSpeakWhine Ways to make a teen roll their eyes: 1. Say, "Good morning" 2. Tell them you love them 3. Look at them 2:46 PM · 1/21/22 · Twitter for Android

Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation

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Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids| Thumbnail text - Font - Simon Holland @simoncholland We are trying to be those people with cereal in clear containers but I just don't know if we have it in us. 5:21 PM · 1/13/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids

Funny dads are on another level

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Teachers Reveal The Worst Things Kids Bought In For Show And Tell | thumbnail text - Saerica22 · 13h The teacher across the hall from me had a student who brought what he thought was a lucky rabbit foot to show to the class and excitedly announced he had enough for everyone in the class. The rabbit foot was a tampon.

Teachers Reveal The Worst Things Kids Bought In For Show And Tell

Kids... bless them

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funny pictures showing how annoying toddlers can be | thumbnail two images, of dof text - "My daughter helped finish my wife’s drawing today." and mess on floor text - "Toddler pulled the cat feeder down. I just filled it last night."

Pictures Showing How Annoying Toddlers Can Really Be

Pictures Showing How Annoying Kids Can Really Be

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Most Popular 2021 Holiday Toys According To Toy Experts| Thumbnail Text - Facial expression

Most Popular 2021 Holiday Toys According To Toy Experts

They forgot 'Tickle Me Elmo'

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Parents Vent About How Their Spotify Wrapped Was Single-Handily Tarnished By Their Children’s Music Taste| thumbnail text - Kevin Power @KevPow3 My Spotify Wrapped: The Jungle Book, Frozen, and Moana soundtracks, and one Nine Inch Nails song. Bangers every one. 6:56 PM · Dec 1, 2021 ♡ 21 1, Share this Tweet

Parents Vent About How Their Spotify Wrapped Was Single-Handily Tarnished By Their Children’s Music Taste

It's a rough life

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Funny Rants From Parents About How Useless It Is To Yell At Their Kids | thumbnail text - WTFDAD ... @daddydoubts It's important not to yell at your children. Even if you're frustrated it's our responsibility to- FOR F'. CKS SAKE I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES DONT EAT RASPBERRIES ON THE COUCH THEY STAIN GODDAMN IT -remain calm and be the voice of reason. 4:58 PM · Aug 28, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

Funny Rants From Parents About How Useless It Is To Yell At Their Kids

If only it were that simple

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Parents who have totally had enough of parenting for today | thumbnail text - "My kids went in the basement to play, about 10 minutes later, this happened." "Goat cheese and buttercream frosting look very similar when they've been stored in a Ziploc bag in your refrigerator. My kid is currently jumping off furniture"

Parents Who Have Had Enough Of Parenting For Today

Have kids they said, it will be fun, they said.

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Annoying Ding Dong Ditcher Gets What They Deserve After Neighbor Surprise Water Bucket Attacks| Thumbnail Text - Building - AITA for throwing water on a kid who kept doing Ding Dong ditch Due to job opportunities, we recently moved into a new neighborhood. While most things were going fairly smoothly, we'd at around 4pm hear a couple of knocks on our door, when we went to see who it was, to our surprise there wasn't anybody there. It was only until a couple weeks later that we thought there cou

Annoying Ding Dong Ditcher Gets What They Deserve After Neighbor Surprise Water Bucket Attacks

No more 'kids will be kids'

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funny tweets about the grudges kids and parents hold against each other | thumbnail text - todd dillard ... @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47.3K Retweets 4,896 Quote Tweets 724.8K Likes

Funny Tweets About The Grudges Parents And Kids Hold Against Each Other

Oh, the family dramas

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17 Tweets Proving Parents Need A Break Like Yesterday| Thumbnail Text - Dog - Kids did this to our doggo and it looks amazing.

17 Tweets Proving Parents Need A Break Like Yesterday

Pour one out for the parents

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15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up| Thumbnail text - Smile - My 13 year old cousin asked my boyfriend (who's a teacher) how he "sleeps at night knowing he's given people homework" 6:13 PM · 10/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 57.2K Retweets 3,586 Quote Tweets 58OK Likes

15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up

Pure Savagery From Youngsters

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funny tweets about kids telling jokes | thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad My son just learned about riddles, but also doesn't understand anything about riddles, so he keeps blurting out stuff like, "Why did the turtle cross the road? HE DIDN'T HE'S DEAD." 6:20 PM Sep 26, 2020 Buffer

Funny Tweets About Kids Terrible Attempts At Making Jokes

Kids have the weirdest sense of humor

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funny pictures of kids falling asleep everywhere | thumbnail includes two pictures of kids falling asleep on a TV and on the toilet

Pictures That Prove Kids Can Fall Asleep Anywhere

No bed, no problem

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People share the weirdest myths they thought about sex when they were kids | thumbnail Text - ImInJeopardy 6 days ago 2 2 3 2 8 I thought you literally could not have sex before marriage. It couldn't happen. The vagina would reject the penis like water and oil.

People Reveal Weirdest Myths About Sex They Believed As Kids

When sex ed goes wrong

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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect | thumbnail text - Ms. Havisham ... @MissHavisham My kid clipped his toenails. He walked away to throw out clippings & said with his back to me, "These should complete my collection nicely," & I burst into laughter but he didn't, & he kept walking, so now I sleep with a butcher knife under my pillow. 6:08 PM · Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect

Whatever makes them happy

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