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30 Times Your Toddler Tried To Trick You Into Treating Them

30 Memes That Represent The Trying Times Your Toddler Tried To Trick You Into Treating Them
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funny notes parents received from their kids' teachers - thumbnail includes two pictures of notes from teachers | Grammar compound Math write 10 compound Words Signature Terry wrote shithead his compound as one words | Auguot 16,2017 Math today During having hard time following along asked him why he wasn't doing his math Max responded well Im just too good looking talked over and he has now agreed even good looking, people need Know math Ne is such hoot hope his self confidence stays with him

Funny, Wholesome Notes Parents Received From Their Kids' Teachers
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parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes

Parents Tweet About Their Kids' Creepy Imaginary Friends
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people share their bizarre childhood beliefs | thumbnail Text - Moose Friend @sarahthemoose Replying to @Kristen Arnett My dad told me the appendix was an organ our cavemen ancestors needed to hold rocks to grind up their food I was TWENTY TWO about to go in for emergency surgery, crying "I've never even eaten any rocks" when the ER docs had a good laugh at me 5:08 PM · Dec 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >

People Reveal Weird Childhood Beliefs
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kids describe their parents jobs in funny twitter thread | thumbnail Text - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge. 9 11:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 14.8K Retweets 678 Quote Tweets 130.5K Likes >

Kids Describing Their Parent's Jobs: Funny Twitter Thread
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funny real quotes from little kids | thumbnail Text - Night Quote Naomi (5yrs): Mom, dying sucks. Mom, curious: Why? Naomi: Because if your nose itches, there's nothing you can do about it! EKids R the best screenwriters SEND US YOUR KIDS' QUOTES!

Some More Real Cute, Wholesome Kid Quotes
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stories from teachers of stupid reasons kids were tattletales | pretzel90210 2.4k points 9 hours ago "He said bad word standing right next him and didn't hear anything Well can read his mind."

Teachers of Reddit Reveal Stupid Reasons Children Were Tattletales
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