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Karen Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Who Claims Another Shopper Stole Her Dress

If you live in a pleasant suburb, you've surely come into contact with a Karen that may not be as equally pleasant as the suburb, but you can't say she doesn't add to the charm of the town. After all, it's inspiring to see a woman go after what she wants, no matter who she treats like garbage along the way, and that's exactly what Karen is all about. If you're looking to emulate her attitude in your daily life, look no further! Cheezcake's resident Karen provides top-notch advice for those looking to upgrade to her devil-may-care lifestyle. 



Karen dishes out satirical advice on a weekly basis | thumbnail text: Dear Karen, an advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis
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Athleisure Apparel Tweets For Women Who Have No Intention Of Working Out

Soccer moms and Karens across the US of A are known to go about their daily activities in athleisure apparel. The magic of athleisure is that it creates the facade of working out, without actually having to work out. Legend has it that if you wear athleisure every day, you don't even have to work out. You can get fit just like that. Even though this theory hasn't been scientifically proven, humans everywhere have followed in the footsteps of soccer moms and have taken to wearing athleisure on a daily basis. The athleisure apparel people of Twitter are at least self-aware and have taken to the platform to make fun of themselves as well as all the other people who have fallen victim to the Instagram fitness style. Scroll down for the week's funniest tweets about athleisure. 

Tweets about athleisure apparel | thumbnail text - * sagittarius queen @FGITbrooke can anyone tell me what is the secret to wearing athleisure without constantly looking like a suburban soccer mom bc i don't think i'm nailing it 8:40 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Angry About Cinnamon Toast Crunch Missing Shrimp

Karens across the nation are getting exactly what they want when they want it. It's about time that you get what you want out of life too. Luckily for you, Cheezcake's residentKaren shares fire advice on a weekly basis that will surely have you living your best life in no time. Next time you're not getting what you want, there's no need to be down about it. Just come to Karen's advice column and find out exactly what you need to do.

 Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.

Karen dishes out satirical advice on a weekly basis | thumbnail text: Dear Karen, an advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis
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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Housewife Hitting On Her Pool Boy

Wishing that everyone was at your every beck and call, but don't know how to go about it? Cheezcake's resident Karen has you covered with all the tips and tricks you need in order to life your best life. Get ready to have every manager across the country falling at your feet after Karen is through with you. Get your soccer mom sneakers on, and scroll down for this week's advice from Karen! 

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.

Karen dishes out satirical advice on a weekly basis | thumbnail text: Dear Karen, an advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 25, 2021)

It's time to enhance your life and get what's yours with Cheezcake's resident Karen! She's the classiest confidante in town, sharing the secrets to living her best life on a weekly basis. To all the soccer moms who would love nothing more than to spend their Sunday afternoons bitching out the manager, Karen is your new best friend. She understands you, she cherishes you, and she advises you always.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 


Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - Dear Casino Patron, Of course, it's not too much to Dear Karen, Security forced me out of a casino because I refused to ask for - as a PAYING customer, you deserved so wear a mask, even after I much more than the explained that masks worsen discourtesy they dealt your my breathing issues, which developed shortly into corona way. Write a strongly-worded letter to the casino owner
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 18, 2021)

Haven't been receiving the respect you deserve lately? Have no fear - your local neighborhood Karen is here to turn your life around! With her top-notch tips, you'll be living the life you've always dreamed of in no time. Everyone will be giving you exactly what you want when you want it, forever and always.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 

Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - Dear Karen.. Dear Karen, I took my kids to Applebee's, and the food was atrocious. Because the service was slow and the poor kids were starving, we ended up eating it all. When I finally got the chance to file a complaint with the manager, they I don't understand the question, and won't respond to it still expected us to pay. How should I handle low rate service like this next time? -
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 11, 2021)

No one in your life seems to understand that you deserve your world and more. No one except your local neighborhood Karen! Imagine a reality where you could get whatever you want when you want it.

Karen is here to offer you weekly quality advice, advice that will guarantee your best life from here on out. Screw the managers you've dealt with in the past, and embrace Karen as your life manager instead!

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.


Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Dear Mama Bear, Write a passionate letter to the CEO describing your ordeal with the unqualified employee, and detailing your integral role as a mother and a regular paying customer. Remember: 88 the CEO needs YOU for business, not the other way around! - Karen
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