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Karen Advises Woman Who Fears Neighborhood Geese Will Poop On Her Lawn

If you've ever worked in retail or restaurants, you've surely come into contact with all the Karens of the world. Even though the two of you didn't exactly get along, you gotta give her credit where credit is due - she's great at getting what she wants when she wants it, and as a result, she's living her best life. Cheezcake's resident Karen is such a gem that she offers advice on a weekly basis so that all of you can also live your life to the fullest. Enjoy and internalize this week's advice.

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 

Karen dishes out satirical advice on a weekly basis | thumbnail text: Dear Karen, an advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis
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Karen Educates Employee On How To Deal With Coworker's Obnoxiously Loud Chewing Noises

Being a Karen is currently trending, and there's no reason why you shouldn't get in on the trend. Cheezcake's resident Karen dishes out advice when it comes to living your best life on a weekly basis. The clients she has provided advice to thus far have never been happier. Get in on the Karen action and read this week's tips below. 

 Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.




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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Housewife Hitting On Her Pool Boy

Wishing that everyone was at your every beck and call, but don't know how to go about it? Cheezcake's resident Karen has you covered with all the tips and tricks you need in order to life your best life. Get ready to have every manager across the country falling at your feet after Karen is through with you. Get your soccer mom sneakers on, and scroll down for this week's advice from Karen! 

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.

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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Mom Who Berates School Teacher

Karens have been all over the place lately, but don't fret if you don't have a special Karen in your life! Cheezcake's resident Karen is here on a weekly basis to give you the advice you need in your life to get whatever you want, when you want. Because we all deserve a chance at living the entitled life that Karen gets to live on a daily basis.


Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.




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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Who Coughs On Coffee Shop Employees

Guess who's back with the best weekly advice column in all fifty states? That's right - it's your local Karen spitting facts as per usual! Manager not meeting your demands? Neighborhood teenagers acting shady? Takeout food not made exactly the way you like it? No need to suffer any longer! Karen's here to tell you how to handle any nuisances that may come your way. She'll be having you living your best life in no time!

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 



Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Font - Dear Coffee shop connoisseur, I commend you for standing your ground against the manager and his army of employees. After all, you're a paying customer - not to mention a regular - and Dear Karen, My local coffee shop started enforcing mask- wearing. The last time I was there, the manager the customer is always right. Write to your local mayor to told me I had to wear one. Natura
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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice On Dealing With Incompetent McDonald's Chef

You've heard about Karen, and you've come to love her eccentric ways. Now you can ask Karen how to live your best life on a weekly basis! She's got the manager, and she's got the scoop on what it takes to make everyone your bitch. Time to take life by the horns, and rock that sucker with Karen's topnotch tops. Don't hesitate - with Karen on your side, you're changing your fate for the better.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.

Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Dear Karen My McDonald’s burger was undercooked, so I asked to speak to the chef and threw his sad excuse for a burger in his face. I’m now banned from the local McDonald’s. Where did I go wrong? - Burger Bae
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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice On How To Handle Cheapskate Friends

Have you complained to every manager in town, yet they still can't seem to get it right? Let Karen take over and be the life manager you need in your life. She's handled it all, from parents who don't know how to raise their children properly, or waiters that aren't working fast enough. With Karen by your side, you are guaranteed to have it all. What are you waiting for?! Come along with us on this entitled ride.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 



Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Dear Karen.. I sent my friends a list of gifts I expect for my birthday this year, and some of them responded that what I asked for was out of their price range. It's my birthday, for god's sake! What do you Happy birthday to me. suggest I do? - Birthday Queen Dear Birthday Gueen. You deserve so much more than your "friends" are giving you. In fact, it sounds like they're giving 88 you
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (February 2, 2021)

Another week, another boatload of problems that your local neighborhood Karen will humbly and happily solve for you. At this point, you already know that Karen knows best. Let her take the wheel, and drive you straight into the entitled life you've always dreamed of with her first-rate advice.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 

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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 25, 2021)

It's time to enhance your life and get what's yours with Cheezcake's resident Karen! She's the classiest confidante in town, sharing the secrets to living her best life on a weekly basis. To all the soccer moms who would love nothing more than to spend their Sunday afternoons bitching out the manager, Karen is your new best friend. She understands you, she cherishes you, and she advises you always.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 


Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - Dear Casino Patron, Of course, it's not too much to Dear Karen, Security forced me out of a casino because I refused to ask for - as a PAYING customer, you deserved so wear a mask, even after I much more than the explained that masks worsen discourtesy they dealt your my breathing issues, which developed shortly into corona way. Write a strongly-worded letter to the casino owner
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 18, 2021)

Haven't been receiving the respect you deserve lately? Have no fear - your local neighborhood Karen is here to turn your life around! With her top-notch tips, you'll be living the life you've always dreamed of in no time. Everyone will be giving you exactly what you want when you want it, forever and always.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 

Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - Dear Karen.. Dear Karen, I took my kids to Applebee's, and the food was atrocious. Because the service was slow and the poor kids were starving, we ended up eating it all. When I finally got the chance to file a complaint with the manager, they I don't understand the question, and won't respond to it still expected us to pay. How should I handle low rate service like this next time? -
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 11, 2021)

No one in your life seems to understand that you deserve your world and more. No one except your local neighborhood Karen! Imagine a reality where you could get whatever you want when you want it.

Karen is here to offer you weekly quality advice, advice that will guarantee your best life from here on out. Screw the managers you've dealt with in the past, and embrace Karen as your life manager instead!

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.


Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Dear Mama Bear, Write a passionate letter to the CEO describing your ordeal with the unqualified employee, and detailing your integral role as a mother and a regular paying customer. Remember: 88 the CEO needs YOU for business, not the other way around! - Karen
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 4, 2021)

At this point in history, we're all well aware that life is a total hot mess. All of us have hopes and dreams, with no idea how to accomplish them. All of us have struggles and problems, with no idea how to solve them. 

Have no fear - in honor of 2021, your local neighborhood Karen is here!  

With Karen's advice, you'll get everything your little heart desires because you deserve the world and more, and anyone who gets in your way should be fired immediately. Do they know who they're speaking to? The audacity!

Shut the F up, and listen the F up because Karen has many words of wisdom to bestow upon you. If you're looking for more quality advice from Karen, email her at dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.


dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - "Dear Karen.." The advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to A CHEEZCAKE FEATURE | When the clerk at TJMaxx wouldn't let me return horrendous. low-quality clothing (I don't know what I was thinking when I bought them in the first place), I asked to speak to the manager, of course. To my dismay, the manager also said I couldn't return the clothes because I missed
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Influencer Tries And Fails To Get Free Food At A Michelin Star Restaurant

Although many influencers would disagree, having a large following on social media doesn't entitle you to free sh*t. 

Enter, the Karen's of Instagram

Here's a hilarious, yet shocking exchange between one particular (racist) Karen and the owner of a Michelin Star restaurant. She tried to use her status to get free food, he (rightfully) said no, and she didn't take it very well. Read the calamity unfold, below. 

Instagram influencer tries and fails to get free food at michelin star restaurant | As an owner have morals and integrities have follow return investment offer" is simply far too low cannot get free food just by being an online influencer | answer 05:45 AM racist term demand answer 06:45 AM
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Cheezcake User Responses To Most Personal 'Karen' Encounters

Our previous post about Redditors sharing the most ''Karen' thing a 'Karen' has even done to them personally opened the floodgates for our users to share their own personal 'Karen' encounters. Here are some of the funniest Cheezcake user responses below. 

cheezcake users Karen encounters facebook wtf retail memes customer service user submitted | Jesseleigh McAleer working retail Karen told she wanted jump over counter and claw my eyes out" because told her joke. Cant even remember joke anymore. But sure as hell remember her. Like Reply 1d
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People Reveal Their Most Personal 'Karen' Encounters

We all know a Karen... or if you work in retail, you've definitely been faced with one or two (hundred) over the years. You know, that crazy and entitled person who has a superiority complex and demands to speak to the manager the first second they don't get their own way. A Reddit thread asking people to share the most "Karen" thing that someone ever did to them has produced some hilarious responses and we've compiled some of the best ones below. 

karen moments reddit funny customer service wtf retail absurd | Ultimosome22 1.2k points 8 months ago needed leave gym because made her son feel like only fat people go gym
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Funny Tweets About All Those Women Named "Karen" Out There

The real question is: "Do babies named Karen even exist or do they just appear one day with 3 kids and wanna speak to the manager"? They seem to be a manifestation of all the bad juju and karma that people from certain groups collect over time. The question remains how can we release this bad energy before it's too late and there are even more Karens around. Regardless, these funny tweets will have you laughing at more than just Karen.

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