In the new age of social distancing, extroverts everywhere are freaking out about being told they have to stay home as much as possible. Not being able to go to parties or hang out with friends? That's their idea of hell. But for others — yes, the introverts among us — this time is bliss. Forced to stay inside with our thoughts, watch TV and not interact with anyone else? Yes, please! What the extroverts are calling quarantine, the introverts are calling it a regular (albeit extended) Saturday night, and they're thrilled about it. These texts show just how excited the introverts are about social distancing and how unexcited they are for it to end.