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We all need a wild night out with friends under the influence sometimes. There's so much to stress about, but once I get one or two cocktails in me, it's just me and the music. Until I decide to text a f*ckboy from three years ago who doesn't remember that I exist. I also thought I forgot he existed, but drunk me tells me something else. When I wake up, I have even more drunk messages to stress about, and I'm not the first to go through this morning-after ordeal. The people of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to share their drunken woes with the rest of us, so maybe we won't feel so bad about all the drunk texts we've sent out before. After all, it's only human. 

We all have a jolly good time at the bars and have come to truly appreciate the bar scene that was missing from our lives in the past year. Being an adult is hard, and there's nothing like a wild night out on the town to let loose with your best buds. But the real MVPs of the night are the bartenders, providing you with neverending shots and cocktails until eventually cutting your drunk a** off before you get alcohol poisoning. A Reddit user started a thread to ask bartenders about their craziest encounters at the bar, and the responses were insane! Scroll down to see just how crazy people could get it when they take drinking too far, and lose all sense of common decency. 

Once upon a time, people used to be able to get drunk without having to remember exactly what shenanigans went down last night. But ever since the introduction of modern technology, they have to watch their recorded drunken mishaps over and over again until they ultimately decide never to get wasted again. We've all sent drunk texts we wish we could unsend. Alas, there are many things in life that we can't take back, and this happens to be one of them. The people of Twitter took to the platform to share the drunk texts they wish they could take back. Scroll down for this week's batch of hilarious drunken texts, snaps, and Tik Toks. 

White Claw has been taking the US of A by storm. Everyone's crazy for the sparkling hard seltzer. Even though it became popular as a summer drink, it's never too early to start drinking. People on Twitter have been starting the party early, choosing to shotgun the Claw in the spring because why the heck not?! Scroll down for the best White Claw tweets from this week, and get in on the hype. 

Because I'm so blessed, I have had the pleasure of becoming a new aunt through my adorable, cherub niece. You may think all the responsibility falls to the parents of the new baby, but as a new aunt, I have quite the reputation to uphold. It's a given that aunts have to be drunk at every family function because everyone else is too dull to function. Behold - the drunk aunt! She has been all over the world and returns with wild stories and strange souvenirs for all her nieces and nephews. She also has a suspicious amount of money, and no one knows where it came from. Probably all the money she saved by not having kids, but I digress. The people of Twitter celebrate the iconic drunk aunt persona, and naturally, we documented the celebration for ya. Scroll down for the best-drunk aunt tweets. 

Getting drunk is a jolly good time. There's nothing like letting loose with a drink after a long day/week/month of diligence. Do you know what's not exactly a jolly good time? Coming to terms with what you sent people while intoxicated. While modern technology allows us to communicate with people at the simple swipe of a button, we don't always have the luxury of taking back what we sent. It may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but then again, pretty much everything seems like a good idea while drunk. Scroll down for the funniest texts, videos, and pictures people on Twitter have sent while drunk. 

As the great Hannah Montana once sang, 'nobody's perfect.' Truer words have not been spoken. As much as we all want to believe, we're God's greatest gift to the Earth and therefore have no flaws, that couldn't be further from the truth. We all have flaws, and we can all be pretty toxic from time to time. Can you identify a personal toxic trait of yours? The people of Twitter sure can. Scroll down for the funniest and most relatable toxic traits people have discovered about themselves on the platform.