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Funny tweets about drunk texting | thumbnail text - Certified Teeth ... @PointyToofs Im super fcking freakin rn i sent a client a msg at 4:00 am while i was drunk on vr chat. A TEN MINUTE MSG PLEASE HELP 11:06 PM · Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Deeply Regretted Text Messages People Sent While Being Under The Influence

Funny tweets about drunk texts people wish they could unsend | thumbnail text - Font - kenz ... @mc_kenziie I'll never forget when I sent my therapist a tik tok while I was drunk & she never responded so I sent another text thanking her for helping me. Then at my next session she had to remind me that even though she will always answer for emergencies, we are not on THAT level 6:37 AM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly Collection Of Drunk Messages People Wish They Could Unsend

Funny tweets about being the drunk aunt | thumbnail tweet - Carly @i_carlaaay ... Yesterday my Uber driver told me I give him "cool aunt that brings tequila to Christmas and gets everyone drunk" energy, and I think that may go down as the best compliment I've ever received 10:20 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Twitter Reveals Why Being The Drunk Aunt At Family Functions Is The Best Lifestyle

Funny tweets about toxic traits | thumbnail text - - Tere ... @teresaajperezz My toxic trait is starting to get ready whenever I get the "On my way" text 12:30 AM · Mar 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Relatable Tweets About People's Most Toxic Traits

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Funny tweets about White Claw | thumbnail text - White Claw Gang ... @whiteclawcrew Sun: is out Me: ok fine l'll get some White Claws 7:10 PM · Apr 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funny tweets about drunk texting | thumbnail text - Тaylor @sidewalkbaddie ... Just noticed this message I sent @LilNasX while I was drunk af. Not really sure what I was thinking. НОМЕ 12:42 973% nope @LilINasX I miss you and your beautiful milky titties 2021-02-14, 00:56 /

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Funny tweets about White Claw | thumbnail text - first ethical prince phillip truther @ThankYou_EA ... Gf chasing Benadryl with a white claw rn l'm gonna marry her 4:46 AM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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