Sometimes holding a grudge is justifiable

He did get you a gift: The final straw

Where did you get that dress? I love it!

“Why It’s Time to Move On: A Farewell Guide”

It's a delicate balance of mania and steadfast calm

You reap what you sow, honey

This wedding isn't about YOU

A late night walk in the park sounds like a glorious way to clear your head after a long day… That is, if you’re a man. For a woman, this same walk is a foggy, moonlit spooky-fest where you’re constantly checking over your shoulder for a pursuer, wishing you’d worn slouchy jeans, and clutching your keys in a closed-fist for some semblance of safety.

GO FOR THE JUGULAR

We're complex, okay?

Can't plan a future with someone who doesn't include you in their plans

Dibs!!

DO NOT TIP

A non-refundable life lesson

All he gets a participation trophy... aka the kid

When chasing the impossibility of a ‘perfect wedding’, brides will often lose sight of what actually matters at the end of the day