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funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Dan Regan @Social_Mime ... Marriage teaches you new things, like there's a wrong way to open curtains. 5:30 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for Android 99 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 487 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - SPICOY disaster The Spicy Disaster Mama MAMA @spicydisasterma Dating- "Hey I'm going to go take a shower" = come join me Married- "Hey I'm going to go take a shower" = if you and/or the kids interrupt me I am going to cut you 5:20 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 15 Retweets 62 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lane Moore @hellolanemoore dating apps will really see you swipe left and be like "you just missed a potential match!" which is basically them saying "you sure you don't wanna settle, babe???" 11:54 PM May 10, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 483 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of hitting a happy hour on Friday you can wash sports uniforms and I can try to pick which can of beer or seltzer pairs best with the hamburger helper l'm making. 9:08 PM Apr 30, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 38 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 734 Likes

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Funny tweets women wrote to future husbands | thumbnail text - -MB- @madifromtexas28 Dear future husband, there will be a queso fountain & a mechanical bull at the reception. I don't make the rules 8:19 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Walked over to kiss my wife as she walked in from work and she said those six magical words to me: "Ugh. Did you eat garlic today?" 11:17 PM Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 23 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Vinod Chhapro0 @Chhapiness I handed my wife lavender scented soap while she was doing dishes, her reaction proved that lavender does not have any calming effect 4:50 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 417 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My dog just yawned while my husband was talking to him and I totally get it. 8:21 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 197 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,330 Likes

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funniest marriage tweets we saw this month | thumbnail text - Font - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... Wife and I are at that age where foreplay is just us describing things we'd probably do to each other if we weren't so tired and achy. 2:03 PM · Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter Web App 62 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 344 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Not the Nanny @not_thenanny ... Do husbands realize that when we're out running errands and they text us things like, "when are you gonna be home, these kids are wild," we just add more stops on our to-do list? 6:46 PM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 39 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 320 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Laura Marie @lmegordon Of course men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other. It's called "marriage." 6:27 AM - Mar 7, 2021 - Twitter for Android 485 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 3,494 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Sahana Srinivasan ... @sahana_srini Why do guys turn into customer service when u start sexting them like "I can help you with that :)" 8:56 PM · Feb 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App 553 Retweets 42 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes

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funniest marriage tweets we saw last month | thumbnail text - Robert Knop ... @FatherWith Twins A couple of our wine glasses broke, and I bought slightly smaller ones to replace them. I don't think my wife has ever been this mad at me before. 2:43 AM Feb 19, 2021 - Twitter Web App 25 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 126 Likes

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