As hyped as we were for hot girl summer, we've slowly but surely realized that it's a trap. Like, how are we expected to look hot for hot girl summer when it's hot AF outside?! We look gross, we feel sweaty in every single body crevice, but we're still expected to look hot? These beauty standards are so ridiculously demanding. The people of Twitter have unveiled sweaty girl summer for what it really is, and they're not happy about it. Scroll down for the best tweets about sweaty girl summer.
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Whether or not you give a flying frick about astrology, or horoscopes, or the economy (idk), it really doesn't make much of a difference. These trains keep chugging on whether we hop on or not. We can try to understand them, and maybe it'll add a little spice to our life, or, maybe it'll just be more information we would rather not be aware of. Regardless of where you stand, these very over-the-top Tweets about astrology are always entertaining.
Happy Cancer season losers.
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Hot girl summer is one of those things that will take place every year no matter what. You may think you're not ready, but you're not the one in charge here. It's a mindset that you can't fight. Once the days get longer, and your a$$-cheeks get sandier, you know what the deal is. There really is no reason to fight it because this is our time to thrive ladies! If you're not psyched up yet, here are some Tweets to get you in the hot girl mood.
We've all been going hard ringing in Vaxxed and Waxed Hot Girl Summer 2021, but going hard takes an awful amount of effort and energy that we don't always have. Contrary to popular belief, hot girls have problems too. Average people seem to forget that we're just like you, except we're hot. Being hot 24/7 for an entire season can be challenging, and there are definitely some roadblocks along the way. The only way to lift our spirits is to open up about our hot girl problems, so here we are. Below are the hot girl bummers that keep us sweaty and sad, yet somehow we still manage to stay sexy against all odds. We honestly don't know how we do it either.
Hello ladies! Hot boy summer is upon us, which means it is that time of year again when f*ckboys leave their booze boy fraternity lairs to come out and prey. All f*ckboys will be looking to smash on the reg this season, but how each of them plans to achieve this will vary. Some f*ckboys prefer to roll with the pack, convinced there is strength in numbers. Others choose to roam the sandy beaches and dance floors alone, proponents of hunting in stealth. Whatever the method may be, and however they decide to fry their brain cells, stay alert. F*ckboys will be on the prowl this summer, and they are hungry.
So, fasten your seatbelt, adjust your thong, and take out a notebook. Here's your guide to understanding what his summer plans say about the type of f*ckboy he is.
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It's been one helluva year, one that we're praying we'll never experience again. Instead, let's make it one helluva summer, ladies! We're looking good, we're feeling good, and there's no time like the present to have a jolly good time. No more quarantine, no more toxic people, and no sunburns - only bomb tans. This summer is all about you, boo! So start acting like it with this cute little list I compiled especially for you below.
You may have noticed the weather is getting a little warmer, and we all know exactly what's coming. Hot girl summer is virtually so close we can taste it my dudes. And no, that does not mean we all have to start hitting the gym every day or get, 'bikini body ready.' Here's your loud and clear reminder that your body is always bikini body ready.
Hot girl summer is about being a confident, sexy, boss bitch. Just like werewolves embrace their powers during a full moon, we hot girls embrace ours when the sun comes out, and it's nearly that time of year again. The world is not read, but these Twitter users definitely seem to be.
Summer is around the corner, which means it's time to clean out your air conditioning units, invest in some cute swimsuits, and stock up on mosquito bite cream. But despite the mosquitos, the dripping heat, and the guy who forgot to put deodorant on this morning, whose armpit you find yourself stuck under on the crowded subway home, summer is the best time of year —I will fight you to the death on this one —and it's almost here. Yay! So if you love the summer, hate the summer (ew), or are indifferent (again, ew), then these memes will be relatable. Hot girl summer is coming in hot. Be ready!
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Ever since Megan Thee Stallion rapped the legendary line "can't talk right now, I'm doing hot girl sh*t," the world was never the same. Now girls across the globe are doing hot girl sh*t on the daily - whatever that means - and making it known in their Instagram captions. The cool thing about hot girl sh*t is that you could make it whatever you want it to be. Naturally, the Twitter-sphere is all over this trend, capturing it in concise but hilarious tweets. Check 'em out below, and keep that hot girl sh*t game strong!
