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Hot Girl Summer Is Secretly Sweaty Girl Summer In Disguise, So Don't Be Fooled

As hyped as we were for hot girl summer, we've slowly but surely realized that it's a trap. Like, how are we expected to look hot for hot girl summer when it's hot AF outside?! We look gross, we feel sweaty in every single body crevice, but we're still expected to look hot? These beauty standards are so ridiculously demanding. The people of Twitter have unveiled sweaty girl summer for what it really is, and they're not happy about it. Scroll down for the best tweets about sweaty girl summer. 

Sweaty girl summer tweets | thumbnail text - Catieosaurus ... @CatieOsaurus Today this lady in front of me in line at Target said "I'm not here for hot girl summer, Il'm here for sweaty bitch Sunday" and I can't stop thinking about her. 8:37 AM · Jun 20, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Sum Up The Beginning Of Cancer Season

Whether or not you give a flying frick about astrology, or horoscopes, or the economy (idk), it really doesn't make much of a difference. These trains keep chugging on whether we hop on or not. We can try to understand them, and maybe it'll add a little spice to our life, or, maybe it'll just be more information we would rather not be aware of. Regardless of where you stand, these very over-the-top Tweets about astrology are always entertaining.

Happy Cancer season losers.

Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Sum Up The Beginning Of Cancer Season| thumbnail text - jerm @notbaldanymore ... i dont even know what a retrograde is but i will be spending money today 9:57 PM · Jun 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 44 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 707 Likes
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Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC

Hot girl summer is one of those things that will take place every year no matter what. You may think you're not ready, but you're not the one in charge here. It's a mindset that you can't fight. Once the days get longer, and your a$$-cheeks get sandier, you know what the deal is. There really is no reason to fight it because this is our time to thrive ladies! If you're not psyched up yet, here are some Tweets to get you in the hot girl mood.

Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC| Thumbnail text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho the swamp in my cleavage tells me im having a very hot girl summer 6:47 AM · Jun 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 439 Likes
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Hot Girl Summer Things That Are Actually Hot Girl Bummers

We've all been going hard ringing in Vaxxed and Waxed Hot Girl Summer 2021, but going hard takes an awful amount of effort and energy that we don't always have. Contrary to popular belief, hot girls have problems too. Average people seem to forget that we're just like you, except we're hot. Being hot 24/7 for an entire season can be challenging, and there are definitely some roadblocks along the way. The only way to lift our spirits is to open up about our hot girl problems, so here we are. Below are the hot girl bummers that keep us sweaty and sad, yet somehow we still manage to stay sexy against all odds. We honestly don't know how we do it either. 

Hot girl summer problems | thumbnail text - you can't have hot girl summer without the sun, but on the other hand, the sun is the cause of all our sweaty misery.
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What His Summer Plans Say About The Type Of Player He Is

Hello ladies! Hot boy summer is upon us, which means it is that time of year again when f*ckboys leave their booze boy fraternity lairs to come out and prey. All f*ckboys will be looking to smash on the reg this season, but how each of them plans to achieve this will vary. Some f*ckboys prefer to roll with the pack, convinced there is strength in numbers. Others choose to roam the sandy beaches and dance floors alone, proponents of hunting in stealth. Whatever the method may be, and however they decide to fry their brain cells, stay alert. F*ckboys will be on the prowl this summer, and they are hungry.

So, fasten your seatbelt, adjust your thong, and take out a notebook. Here's your guide to understanding what his summer plans say about the type of f*ckboy he is.  

What his summer plans say about him | thumbnail text - This jacked up, fitness buff, has devoted his entire quarantine to this exact moment. Inhaling whey and lifting daily has rendered them testosterone-fueled specimens, eager to showcase their physical progress.
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Here's How To Make Vaxxed and Waxed Summer 2021 Your Best Yet

It's been one helluva year, one that we're praying we'll never experience again. Instead, let's make it one helluva summer, ladies! We're looking good, we're feeling good, and there's no time like the present to have a jolly good time. No more quarantine, no more toxic people, and no sunburns - only bomb tans. This summer is all about you, boo! So start acting like it with this cute little list I compiled especially for you below. 

Best ways to celebrate hot girl summer | thumbnail text - Beach bum every weekend We can never take fresh air and open skies for granted again. Now is the time to count our blessings, and spend every waking hour under the big, bright sun. Whether you wanna ride out the waves or transform into a crisp beach potato on shore, the beach is where it's at. Just don't forget your sunscreen. Safety first.
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Tweets From People Mentally Physically and Psychologically Prepared For Hot Girl Summer

You may have noticed the weather is getting a little warmer, and we all know exactly what's coming. Hot girl summer is virtually so close we can taste it my dudes. And no, that does not mean we all have to start hitting the gym every day or get, 'bikini body ready.' Here's your loud and clear reminder that your body is always bikini body ready.

Hot girl summer is about being a confident, sexy, boss bitch. Just like werewolves embrace their powers during a full moon, we hot girls embrace ours when the sun comes out, and it's nearly that time of year again. The world is not read, but these Twitter users definitely seem to be.

Tweets From People Mentally Physically and Psychologically Prepared For Hot Girl Summer| thumbnail text - Bris @bristyldempseyy Due to personal reasons, I will be flourishing and and having a hot girl summer. 6:22 PM · May 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 45 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 229 Likes
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Hottest Summer Memes, Because Hot Girl Summer Is Almost Here

Summer is around the corner, which means it's time to clean out your air conditioning units, invest in some cute swimsuits, and stock up on mosquito bite cream. But despite the mosquitos, the dripping heat, and the guy who forgot to put deodorant on this morning, whose armpit you find yourself stuck under on the crowded subway home, summer is the best time of year —I will fight you to the death on this one —and it's almost here. Yay! So if you love the summer, hate the summer (ew), or are indifferent (again, ew), then these memes will be relatable. Hot girl summer is coming in hot. Be ready!

relatable memes about summer being hot AF | thumbnail text - When you first turn on the AC in the car and it blows hot air Takes sunglasses off Oh I think I might be getting a tan...
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Funniest Tweets About 'Doing Hot Girl Sh*t'

Ever since Megan Thee Stallion rapped the legendary line "can't talk right now, I'm doing hot girl sh*t," the world was never the same. Now girls across the globe are doing hot girl sh*t on the daily - whatever that means - and making it known in their Instagram captions. The cool thing about hot girl sh*t is that you could make it whatever you want it to be. Naturally, the Twitter-sphere is all over this trend, capturing it in concise but hilarious tweets. Check 'em out below, and keep that hot girl sh*t game strong! 

Funniest tweets about doing hot girl shit | thumbnail text - megan bot @meg_bot ... Stfu im doing hot girl shit gets in bed. 9:14 PM - Mar 9, 2021 - meg_bot
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