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Funny Twitter Thread Reveals The Stupidity of Horny Guys in Horror Movies

Everyone knows the hottest girls are bound to get killed off within the first hour of a horror movie - brownie points if it's right at the peak of a sex scene. But has anyone ever thought about the guys who are the first to go? Twitter user @JBRylah pointed out the number of guys that are easily led to their doom by a sexy siren/vampire/monster/etc in horror movies, and ultimately blamed their dumbassery on how ridiculously horny they are for the woman in question. Below are the horror movies guilty of depicting this hilarious trope. 

Twitter thread about how horny guys are easily led to their death in horror movies due to their inability to detect shady situations | thumbnail text - Men horror movies are always like wow sexy lady just emerged woods/bog/cave/lake etc. and wants kiss Nothing suspicious about this!
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The Sexiest Sex Scenes in Horror Films Before The Characters Get Killed

With Valentine's day recently out of the way, we've now entered the yearly 8-month limbo before Halloween. The Valloween Lull, as it is popularly called by absolutely no one, is a difficult time during which we languish with neither romance nor terror to stimulate us. So to tide you over, let's talk about a uniquely Valloween-appropriate phenomenon: sex in horror movies. It's a well-documented trope that having sex in a horror film is a surefire way to get killed, especially if you're a woman...unlike in real life, where women NEVER get backlash for their sexual choices. So, gentle reader, grab some tea and a cozy blanket, and let's have look at the sexiest sex scenes just before the murderiest murder scenes on film!



The Sexiest Sex Scenes in Horror Films Before The Characters Get Killed | thumbnail text - One of the most iconic sex scenes in horror is from this movie because the guy says those seven special words that every woman dreams of hearing from her man: "you got the perfect nipple placement, baby." It's a good thing that perfectly- nippled gal gained the masculine approval we all crave so that she can die happy when she gets slashed by Jason later in the film.
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Our Users Let Predictive Keyboard Determine Their Horror Movie Death

Last week we posted people's responses to a tweet asking them to let their predictive keyboards determine their death in horror movies by typing "In a horror movie, my character dies when" and seeing what their keyboards came up with. Hundreds of our users decided to try this challenge and we've compiled some of the best responses below! Keep 'em coming! 

horror movies predict tweets twitter fantasy sci fi death movies funny keyboard facebook users | Find out how you'd die in a horror movie by typing "in a horror movie my character dies when" and use the predictive keyboard text to spell out the rest | Ronny Howard horror movie, my character dies ready and l'll gladly help get right amounts singles night so could get laid. Wow.
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People Let Predictive Keyboards Determine Their Deaths In Horror Movies, Hilarity Ensues

We've all been victims of autocorrect before - phones can really screw us over when they type something we didn't mean and we press send before we realize what we've done. But what happens when we let predictive text do its thing... on purpose? @SYFY WIRE asked followers to find out how they'd die in a horror movie by typing, "In a horror movie, my character dies when" and use the predictive keyboard text to spell out the rest. The results are hilarious! 

horror movies predict tweets twitter fantasy sci fi death movies funny keyboard | SYFY WIRE EWWIRE @SYFYWIRE Find out die horror movie by typing horror movie, my character dies and use predictive keyboard text spell out rest.
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Horror Movie Tweets That Are Killing It In A Good Way

It's September which means it's almost October AND I think we all know what that means! Halloween season is upon us so it's time to bring the Halloween-ie (trick or) treats to the table! Starting with these 26 relatable horror movie tweets! 

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19 True Horror Movie Titles Is Giving Us Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

#TrueHorrorMovieTitles is trending on Twitter and people are creating really terrifying titles. These tweets are just too real and giving us some anxiety, we're gonna need to drink a delicious sugary substance, put on an episode of The Office and take a 6-hour nap... (We would've done all this anyway but now we have a good excuse for it)

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25 Twitter Users Share The 5 Words They Would Need To Survive A Horror Movie

Do. Not. Fall. Asleep. Ever.  If you ever find yourself in a horror movie (you never know), these '5 word' tweets might come in handy. 

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