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Funny tweets about hookup appointments | thumbnail text - (supercilious archer) @timespulse I've got a dick appointment tonight actually so if it happens that this guy likes to decapitate people and collect their severed heads and I don't come back: I died doing what I loved. 5:09 PM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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60-year-old grandparents laugh at 10-year-old granddaughter’s piano playing, her single dad kicks them out on the spot: “I’ll always stand up for my daughter”

60-year-old grandparents laugh at 10-year-old granddaughter’s piano playing, her single dad kicks them out on the spot: “I’ll always stand up for my daughter”

28-year-old daughter ruins brother-in-law's birthday party by eating the cake alone during preparation, parents refuse to confront her about it: ‘We can't control her’

28-year-old daughter ruins brother-in-law's birthday party by eating the cake alone during preparation, parents refuse to confront her about it: ‘We can't control her’

11-year-old refuses to share PS5 with cousins while he stays at their place over summer, aunt and uncle refuse to put a TV in his room despite parents' demands: "You guys all know how screen time works at my house"

11-year-old refuses to share PS5 with cousins while he stays at their place over summer, aunt and uncle refuse to put a TV in his room despite parents' demands: "You guys all know how screen time works at my house"

"I would never force my entire family to accomodate my pet": 38-year-old dog mom forces family to plan vacations around her anxious pup, sister-in-law refuses to keep driving 8+ hours to see her

"I would never force my entire family to accomodate my pet": 38-year-old dog mom forces family to plan vacations around her anxious pup, sister-in-law refuses to keep driving 8+ hours to see her

17-year-old girl refuses to live with 4 and 6-year-old step siblings after they destroy her room, her mom resents her for moving in with grandparents: "You're breaking your mom's heart"

17-year-old girl refuses to live with 4 and 6-year-old step siblings after they destroy her room, her mom resents her for moving in with grandparents: "You're breaking your mom's heart"

Couple agrees to host brother-in-law and new wife for their honeymoon, until BIL expects them to give up their bedroom for the duration of their trip: ‘It honestly really grosses me out’

Couple agrees to host brother-in-law and new wife for their honeymoon, until BIL expects them to give up their bedroom for the duration of their trip: ‘It honestly really grosses me out’