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Funniest Hookup 'Appointment' Tweets For People Who Overplan Their Sexual Encounters

The movies make us believe that hookups are carefree, sexy, and spontaneous, but there's a whole lot of planning that goes into it behind the scenes. For example, if you're someone that feels most confident during a hookup when your body is silky smooth, then you have to make time before the d*ck appointment to shave, which is extremely time-consuming, okay?! And then what if this dude cancels? And then your backup has the audacity to cancel right after? We put in all the effort for nothing! Ridiculous! Thank god for the modern tech of vibrators. Vibrators will never do you wrong and cancel. The d*ck enthusiasts of Twitter know all about the planning that goes on behind the scenes of hookups, and they vent about it on a weekly basis. Scroll down for the best tweets about d*ck appointments. 

Funny tweets about hookup appointments | thumbnail text - (supercilious archer) @timespulse I've got a dick appointment tonight actually so if it happens that this guy likes to decapitate people and collect their severed heads and I don't come back: I died doing what I loved. 5:09 PM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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Funniest 'Men Are Trash' Tweets Of The Week

'Men are trash' has become the battle cry for women personally victimized by men across the globe. Women have been calling men trash since forever, but that doesn't mean that it's gone out of style. Twitter is still ranting that women need to take out the trash on a weekly basis. Naturally, we collected the best tweets for your enjoyment. Scroll down to understand exactly why men are synonymous with trash. 

Funny tweets about men being trash | thumbnail text - Font - Lauren Brodauf @lauren_brodauf the sexiest quality in a man is when he believes that all men are trash 1:43 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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People Reveal The Wildest Messages They Ever Received On Dating Apps

Modern romance is something else. Meaning I'm not really sure it exists anymore. Dating apps have taken over all our phones in recent years, and we've all been the victims of some pretty strange messages. Twitter user @solodeauxleaux asked people to share the weirdest messages that they received on the apps, and things got super weird real quick. Whether it be women demanding money to score a date with them or men asking if someone is fertile, these messages are next level. Tinder, Hinge, OkCupid, Bumble - doesn't matter which app you use, none of us are safe. Scroll down for the craziest messages on the thread

Twitter users share the wildest messages they have received on dating apps | thumbnail text - did you wear that suit to a funeral? i like funerals nope, actually, it was for a business presentation. why do you like funerals Sent they turn me on just like you in that suit
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