hilarious
That actually does make us feel better.
All the fish in the sea are piranhas.
Red flag alert.
Outwardly stoic, inwardly dramatic.
That is so fetch.
One star. Would not sit in this living room again!
'You don't understand, he's just had a hard life and has trouble opening up...'
Best cuffing season ever.
There may be a lot of fish in the sea, but some of them are secretly sharks.
When did my sleepy newborn turn into a needy, vocal velociraptor?
I don't like toxic, I swear. Toxic likes me.
Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo
We are way past our cutesy newlywed phase.
Still waiting for that "Good morning, Beautiful" text to come through
Hashtag jealous
Resting b*tch face is a disorder
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