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The Type Of Guy You'll Attract Based On Your Horoscope


Earth, fire, water, and air. We all know that your zodiac sign is ruled by one of these elements, but what does that characterization determine? Well, I am here to inform you that it indicates more than you may think. In fact, when it comes to your lover, there is basically no parameter more telling. Say farewell to statistics, goodbye science, and reason can jump off a balcony because your zodiac sign is 1000% accurate at deciding what type of dude you are bound to attract. So, enough guessing and definitely stop the unsubstantiated hypothesizing, because here is a guaranteed list of what type of person you are bound to allure based on your astrology.  



what type of guy you attract based on horoscope | thumbnail text - Capricorn You will appreciate his serious maturity at times and he's good in bed, but his constant need to be the smarter one in the relationship will infuriate you. He's smart, but not smart enough to know that being right isn't always right. He's handsome physically, but lacking emotionally.
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What Your Summer Fling Will Be Like Based On The State He's From

Ladies: while your travel plans may be restricted this summer, it doesn't have to ruin your fun. Just as you have been hearing all year, shop locally! This same principle can apply to your love life. From California to Miami to New York, my suggestion is that 2021 be the summer for discovering your next American hubby. And if you're from abroad, consider booking a flight to the land of the free and the home of the brave. Trust me, the guys here are worth it (AKA so toxic you can't help but keep coming back for more). 

 So, grab your girlfriends, rent a van, and begin your road trip, because eligible bachelors are around the corner and hungry for your arrival. Here is a list of the many marvelous men of the United States of America and what the state they come from says about them.

The following are based on total stereotypes. Not for the easily offended. 


Stereotypical men of the USA depending on their state | thumbnail text - Tennessee Men from here are essentially the inspiration for country music. They are caring, soulful, and comfortable with their cowboy like customs.
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What His Summer Plans Say About The Type Of Player He Is

Hello ladies! Hot boy summer is upon us, which means it is that time of year again when f*ckboys leave their booze boy fraternity lairs to come out and prey. All f*ckboys will be looking to smash on the reg this season, but how each of them plans to achieve this will vary. Some f*ckboys prefer to roll with the pack, convinced there is strength in numbers. Others choose to roam the sandy beaches and dance floors alone, proponents of hunting in stealth. Whatever the method may be, and however they decide to fry their brain cells, stay alert. F*ckboys will be on the prowl this summer, and they are hungry.

So, fasten your seatbelt, adjust your thong, and take out a notebook. Here's your guide to understanding what his summer plans say about the type of f*ckboy he is.  

What his summer plans say about him | thumbnail text - This jacked up, fitness buff, has devoted his entire quarantine to this exact moment. Inhaling whey and lifting daily has rendered them testosterone-fueled specimens, eager to showcase their physical progress.
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Beware Of These Prime Player Hangout Spots This Summer

Galavanting around the world in search of meaningless sex has rendered me a master of the f*ckboy craft (as well as a carrier of various sexually transmitted diseases). One of the main things I have learned along my journey, aside from how to cover up herpes with concealer, is where exactly to find these unsuspecting prospects. While I am in no way resistant to shooting my shot wherever I may be, certain locations have proven optimal spots for picking up a woman. Here's where f*ckboysare likely to be lurking this summer, so be on the lookout, ladies. 

Where players pick up women | thumbnail text - Dog Parks F*ckboys know that women love guys who love animals, so they head to the local dog park to capitalize on this well- known weakness. Be on the lookout for dudes trying to show off that they are the dirtiest dog in the park.
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F*ckboy Pickup Lines Which May Actually Work On You

While pickup lines are often cheezy, they do have a tendency to provide results when delivered properly. Pickup lines are a great way to break the ice and even gauge a person's potential level of interest in you. Pickup lines are a very legitimate and even efficient method of flirtation, but being able to differentiate between a guy putting in an honest effort to make you laugh and someone memorizing an uninspiring charade to get inside your pants is important. As a f*ckboy, I am personally a rampant user of pickup lines. I have been slapped, laughed at, and slept with as a result of using pickup lines. The line is integral, but a person's usage of the pickup can be just as telling. Here are some of my favorites that may actually work on a woman. Let me know how you would respond! 

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Ten Major F*ckboy Red Flags

While The Donald may no longer be president, fckboys still reign supreme. Some are easy to spot with names like Chad engraved onto their Juul and bare abs nearly always exposed, but others are advancing, learning how to mask their inherent douchiness within normal society.

 Fckboys have become masters of projecting falsehoods for their own benefit in stealth. I have come to realize that the best way to weed out a true fckboy from the crowd, is probably just to give him enough time to fck up on his own. There is no exact science behind how many minutes or months this process may take to prevail, but usually, if a man is genuine, you will be able to feel it out soon enough

Well, ladies, call it a guilty conscience, or, perhaps, just a wanting to level the playing field. Whatever the reason may be, I, a blaringly self-aware fuckboy – hyper-emotional, trend-hopping, intimacy fearing and all! –have decided to explain the top ten moves you should look out for from f*ckboys.


Advice from our resident f*ckboy | thumbnail text - They will flake on dinner to drink with the boys, just as easily as they will stop responding to your text messages with a shred of urgency once they have already sealed the deal (i.e. just to reiterate, again, I am talking about SEX. Good ol' finger banging, butt licking, steamy, sweaty sex).
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