gemini

You've read countless horoscope predictions, but none of them have ever solely focused on what's really important - sex, duh! The universe runs on sex, hence sex is intrinsically connected to the stars. What I'm telling you that your sex life is based entirely on your astrology, not to mention Mercury being in retrograde. It seems like Mercury is always in retrograde, but I digress. Back to your sex life.

We're thrilled to present your monthly HOEroscopes, where we determine your sexual future based on the cosmos. Because science, b*tch. May the D be ever in your favor this week. 

Gemini season is one of the most contentious times of the year. Of all the signs it is clear that Gemini's get a lot of... criticism. But there are a lot of misconceptions about people who identify with this two-faced constellation. For instance, people have argued that Gemini's give off major serial killer vibes, however, Bustle took 25 of the biggest serial killers and found that the most common sign among them was actually Pisces. Gemini, of course, came to a close second but that's beside the point.

Here are some Tweets about Gemini season that carry some very valid points.