Unfortunately, there are still some raging homophobes out there who think that straight people are the only ones who deserve to legalize the love between them and their significant other. They also think their arguments are pretty solid too; like when they claim that gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Because we could NEVER adapt to new things, like cars, the internet, or longer life spans. Right?
Here are ten ridiculously hilarious satirical arguments against gay marriage. Enjoy and laugh along with us!