Why are all of these statements automatic green flags for female safety?

One thousand shades of gray

Do you think they meant to send that extra question mark??

Watch out for these red flags...

We're sorry to tell you, but little Bubbles is all grown up

We're totally fine and totally sane, just a little bit love struck

He is no man. Not even close.

It's probably time to text bae again...

To these gal's partners - watch out!

It's rough out there, but at least we have our memes.

Hovering in a state of limbo.

'We're over it' - women, even in the 1800s.

Go away.

Imagine you're sitting at a restaurant or a bar with the man you're smitten by, when suddenly another dude walks right up to you and requests those digits. You'll most likely be flattered but feel extremely awkward… and also maybe you'll even be lowkey glad your boyfriend is witnessing this event so he gets this reaffirmation that you are some hot stuff. Or is that just us and our toxic thoughts? Anyway, so you're getting all this attention, and your boyfriend is right next to you… the question…

Two halves of one soul.

The people of Tinder and wildin' again