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People Unveil The Most Useless Things They Learned In School| thumbnail text - dumbinternetstuff · 17h S They mostly taught us to ask permission in order to use the bathroom.

People Unveil The Most Useless Things They Learned In School

Sex ed horror stories from teachers and students | thumbnail Text - AlsoIHaveAGroupon 1.7k points · 24 days ago We did a thing in 9th grade where anyone could write down a question anonymously. One was about average penis size. This was in the early 90s, so that wasn't something we could just google. The sex ed teacher, who was highly trained at coaching football but probably not at sex ed, told us "between 7 and 9 inches." Probably every guy nervously glanced around the room and tried

Sex-Ed Horror Stories From Teachers And Students

10 Random And Fascinating Facts About Human Sexuality| thumbnail text - 6. The egg actually chooses the sperm Most of us imagine conception as a race to egg where the fastest sperm wins and gets to pass on its genes to the baby-to-be. This is false. In reality, eggs have sophisticated biological mechanisms that actively choose which sperm they allow in and it isn't always the first one to arrive. the

10 Random And Fascinating Facts About Human Sexuality

broke memes for anyone so broke they're counting the pennies until payday | thumbnail text - looking at the water bill and realizing that crying in the shower is no longer an option wanna be rich enough so i can hold my laptop like this

Broke Memes For Anyone Who Can Relate To An Empty Bank Account

Here Are The Worst Names To Give a Child Currently| Thumbnail Text - Smile - TheBigDissapoint · 1d. My cousin named his first son King and his first daughter Queen. So there's that. 3.6k J Reply Share Report Save

Here Are The Worst Names To Give a Child Right Now

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17 Tweets About Cereal That Tease Our Tastebuds| Thumbnail Text - Product - Cocoa CHOCAPIC French Toas Crunch JiF Coco POPS Cheerios HOCAP E2BCX TOPS REE SOMBY-O STRELITAS Cheer Dark Chec Multi CUON kariot C SIRELITAS HOCAPIC SSJ Rosé Melku Black @OGMelo_ Stabbing your cereal 3 times before the 1st bite, really does activate the flavor. Lucky Charms APPLE 5:55 AM · Oct 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 32.4K Retweets 1,952 Quote Tweets 201.5K Likes

17 Tweets About Cereal That Tease Our Tastebuds

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Men Reveal Their Least Favorite Things About Their Private Parts| thumbnail text - Cyanora · 9h 6 Awards It's like having a compass that only ever leads me to trouble. G Reply 1 9.1k 3 ...

Men Reveal Their Least Favorite Things About Their Private Parts

Funny Tweets From Dads Who Know Just How To Cause Some Serious Lols| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking "chocolate chip cookies are overrated". -my former 12 yo son 9:04 PM · 10/24/21 · Twitter for Android 28 Retweets 278 Likes

Funny Tweets From Dads Who Know Just How To Cause Some Serious Lols

Woman Gets Caught Having One Night Stand In RV By Whole Family| thumbnail text - Jeff and I scurry to get dressed and are discussed what the hell we should do. Finally, I went up to the front.

Woman Gets Caught Having One Night Stand In RV By Whole Family

karen moments reddit funny customer service wtf retail absurd | Ultimosome22 1.2k points 8 months ago needed leave gym because made her son feel like only fat people go gym

People Reveal Their Worst 'Karen' Encounters

21 Memes About Shaving That Women Will Wince At While Also Saying 'Come Feel My Legs'| Thumbnail Text - Chair - When you shave your legs & you want everyone to feel them, including your weird neighbor Timothy.

21 Memes About Shaving That Women Will Wince At While Also Saying 'Come Feel My Legs'

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Fifteen Times People Had No Choice But To Walk Out Mid-Sex| thumbnail text - SynchronizedCalamity · 18h S 11 Awards We hadn't gotten very far, but I quickly moved down while she quickly moved up, and I broke my nose on her pelvic bone. She suddenly flipped the absolute fuck out, screaming at me about "ruining our night" as blood gushed out of my nose. Mind you this was like the second date. She continued to yell at me about how I needed to fix this (a total accident)

Fifteen Times People Had No Choice But To Walk Out Mid-Sex

21 Fragrant Scents Women Wished Men Smelled Like| Thumbnail text - Outerwear - Nothing is more attractive than a man See tee o -[laughs] -[Devi sniffs] that smells really good • Did you just smell me?

Real Women Share Fragrant Scents They Wished Men Smelled Like

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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - MumlnBits ... @MumlnBits My 4yo asked why we don't get other people to cook our meals, clean our house and drive us around and I think she just invented being rich 4:06 PM · 10/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Deal With Stress By Having An Impeccable Sense Of Humor

Female Scientist Invites Mansplainers To Gaslight Her On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dr. Héloïse Stevance (she) @Sydonahi Hi I'm a women with a PhD on supernovae and how massive stars die. Mansplain my area of expertise to me. Wrong answers only a @AcademicChatter #WomenlnSTEM 11:04 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Female Scientist Invites Mansplainers To Gaslight Her On Twitter

People Expose What Screams, 'I'm Rich, But I Pretend I'm Poor'| thumbnail text - International-Pen518 · 9h Trust fund hippies who slum it and work minimally if at all knowing they can always call their parents for a check. G Reply 4 56 3 ... tarabithia22· 2h Ah, you've been to my liberal arts college, I see. + ..

People Expose What Screams, 'I'm Rich, But I Pretend I'm Poor'

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25 Introvert Memes That Accurately Depict the Desire to be Alone (June 12, 2025)

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16-year-old gives father’s concert ticket away to grandma after he tries to bring her stepsister along, causing rivalry between them: “She’s not welcome to come with us”

16-year-old gives father’s concert ticket away to grandma after he tries to bring her stepsister along, causing rivalry between them: “She’s not welcome to come with us”

Aunt gives away family business to random 30-year-old employee instead of her son, he quits on the spot and she blames the other workers for ruining their relationship: “They haven’t talked since that day”

Aunt gives away family business to random 30-year-old employee instead of her son, he quits on the spot and she blames the other workers for ruining their relationship: “They haven’t talked since that day”

“You’re a neighbor, not a free summer camp”: Entitled couple sends their kids to teacher neighbor's home without permission, neighbors put their foot down

“You’re a neighbor, not a free summer camp”: Entitled couple sends their kids to teacher neighbor's home without permission, neighbors put their foot down

Woman kicks out golden child brother and pregnant girlfriend after they humiliate her husband, her parents accuse her of being too harsh: “[Their comments] don’t come from a bad place”

Woman kicks out golden child brother and pregnant girlfriend after they humiliate her husband, her parents accuse her of being too harsh: “[Their comments] don’t come from a bad place”

23 Lord of the Rings Memes for Middle Earth Couples on a Romantic Walk Through Mordor

23 Lord of the Rings Memes for Middle Earth Couples on a Romantic Walk Through Mordor